What a Difference the Party Affiliation of a President Makes

Snatched this priceless gem up over at our old friend Mike Hendrix’s:

Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel said today that the United States doesn’t need permission from the United Nations or any other international body to strike Syria for the use of chemical weapons against civilians.

“No nation, no group of nations is bound by only one dimension of whether they’d make a decision to respond to any self-defense or any other violation of the kind of humanitarian violations that we saw in Syria,” Hagel told the BBC.

Now, granted, this is a statement by “Dumber Than a Sack of Rocks” Hagel, so to mock him is very much like kicking a paraplegic after you’ve kicked him out of his wheelchair but, then again, if we were to follow decorum and not attack imbeciles, we’d pretty much be left with nothing to do until Barack the Idiot’s Junta is no longer in power.

Isn’t it refreshing how we, the U.S., suddenly don’t need to ask permission from anyone in order to kick foreign regimes in the nutsack? Or are we remembering the heady days of the “illegitimate president Bush” being a war criminal for refusing to ask permission from fwance before he attacked Ashcanistan wrong or something? Suddenly that shit doesn’t matter anymore because… Teh One™!!1!!!!11!!!

No, we don’t disagree with the notion that we don’t have to ask anybody for permission to do as we damn well please, because we don’t, it’s just funny how that self-evident truth is suddenly acceptable and not in the slightest bit questioned by the DNCMedia, now that the horrible GWB is no longer in office. You know, the GWB of economic growth, sub-5% unemployment, $1.50/gallon gas and other assorted horrors, HORRORS, we tell you.

And by “funny” we mean to say “utterly predictable.”

As to striking Syria, His Imperial Majesty finds himself in the decidedly uncomfortable position of having to say, in spite of being firmly against getting involved in that particular cesspool’s well-deserved descent into anarchy and depopulation, that we pretty much have to at this point. Thanks to Barack “Smarterer Diplomacy” Hussein’s seemingly pathological tendency to write checks with his ever flapping gums that his arse can’t possibly hope to cover.

You know, the Most Blazingly Brilliant Intellect of All Time™ who told Russia to not grant Snowden asylum or ELSE, after which they did just that, who told the Egyptian military to absolutely NOT hurt the feelings of the Muslim Hajihood or ELSE, after which they proceeded to kick their fundamentalist arses in a truly epic fashion, and who told Assad to absolutely NOT use chemical weapons against the al Qaeda rebels or ELSE, after which he did just that. Twice.

If you were a halfway sentient life form, you might at this point start wondering if there is anybody or anything in the entire world who takes any threat of Obuttbrain’s seriously at all. And if you were intelligent enough to boil water, you’d also know the answer to that rhetorical question.

Threats don’t matter if everybody knows you’re not going to follow through on them. As a matter of fact, if they know that, threats have the exact opposite effect in that they now act as encouragement to do exactly what you’ve been told would have dire consequences. Every single time you defiantly do what you’ve been threatened not to do and consequences don’t follow, you knock down your opponent several notches while scoring cheap points yourself.

Does anybody really believe that Vladimir Putin granted asylum to Eddie Snowden because he thought that poor Snowden had anything substantial to offer Russia?

Don’t make us laugh. He did it only because it would expose Barack the Buffoon even more as the inept, impotent, waffling, cowardly ghetto trash that he is. He did it only because he enjoys sticking his finger in the eye of the most pathetic “president” this nation has ever had and we, much as we despise that KGB rat bastard, can’t blame him. We’d have done the exact same thing and enjoyed the heck out of it.

And every single time that no-brain fuckhead Obumbles issues an empty threat and fails to follow through on it, our entire nation gets knocked down a bit and that makes us unsafe, all of us. To illustrate: Iran? Think they’re going to hesitate firing off a nuke once they have one now that they know that the weak sauce pissant in the White House won’t lift a finger to retaliate?

No, we don’t mind the prospect of Barack Empty Suit being humiliated for the umpteenth time, not one little bit, but we do mind seeing ourselves or our traditional allies going up in nuclear smoke because nobody fears us anymore.

And you should too. So no, we don’t really have a choice here. We have to slap Syria hard. Hopefully not hard enough that al Qaeda in Syria wins, leaving us with yet another Ofuckhead “victory” in the Middle East and all of the fail that will inevitably ensue (see Egypt, Libya and just about everywhere else that the accursed Bastard whore son of a commie and an adulterous polygamist has stuck his comical nose into), but a slap nonetheless.

And we can thank the ProgNazi Democrat Party and all of their mindless voters for that “between a rock and a hard place” fucked up situation.

Believe us, we will. And we won’t forget.


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LC Xystus
LC Xystus(@xystus)
August 28, 2013 00:24

…and who told Assad to absolutely NOT use chemical weapons against the al Qaeda rebels or ELSE, after which he did just that. Whatever the status of al-Q in Syria, my understanding is not all rebel outfits are affiliated with them (or with other Hirabi org’s). No, we don’t mind the prospect of Barack Empty Suit being humiliated for the… Read more »

August 28, 2013 06:31

I lived through the Carter nightmare and this dumb fuck is making HIM look good. The scenarios that have been written are all the same and Obongo the Kenyon Klingon Fucker™ is following the script exactly and none of them end well. We’re headed for a great reset and it going to be as horrible, if not worse, than what… Read more »

August 28, 2013 06:46

The lack of respect makes it clear the job is no longer “the most powerful man on earth” and maybe that was by design. The fact that every nation (or pseudo-nation) in the Middle East has no problem giving Nobama the middle finger at every opportunity should be very telling. It wasn’t very long ago that leaders in the middle… Read more »

August 28, 2013 06:51

LC Xystus @ #:

Doubt anything will bring down Obozo. For that to happen you’d have to have an opposition that cares, and and SQRLs in charge surely don’t.

August 28, 2013 09:07

What Watchyerlane and VAConservative said. Yes, chemical weapons are hideous. Is it our responsibility to do a damn thing about it? Nope. Screw ’em. Bring down the Royalist regime? Not gonna happen. His Majesty Barack I will continue until Her Majesty Hillary I moves in to her ordained place in an orderly transfer of power. His Majesty will then go… Read more »

August 28, 2013 11:59

This whole clusterfuck reminds me of the scene in “Demolition Man” where the box tells the cop to “…repeat the last command, and add the words, ‘or else'”

Wesley Snipes’ character proceeds to whip the cop’s ass.

Unfortunately, it’s going to be people OTHER THAN Odumbo who get hurt on this one.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches(@fa-cube-itches)
August 28, 2013 16:06

It’s one of the Left’s most cherished ideas: “To us, everything is permitted, for we are the first to raise the sword not to oppress races and reduce them to slavery, but to liberate humanity from its shackles.” To their mind, EVERYTHING they do is an absolute good, made so by the very fact that it is they who are… Read more »

August 28, 2013 16:10

There’s evidence that shows it might have been the jihadis who gassed people. Maybe in addition to Assad’s army, maybe not. Evidence: Syria gas attack work of U.S. alliesreliable Middle Eastern sources say they have evidence the culprits actually were the rebel forces trying to take over the government. Assad has rejected charges that his government forces used chemical weapons… Read more »

August 28, 2013 17:10

My memory isn’t what it used to be, but I do recall a news report that came out back when that said we had images of trucks crossing the border into Syria from Iraq in the hours before the war. Add in empty warehouses where we were pretty damn sure WMDs existed, and the fact that Saddam Hussein was no… Read more »

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.(@lc-rurik)
August 28, 2013 18:14

Breaking news. Nidal Hasan has just received his desired death sentence. I’m breaking out an expensive bottle and a pork chop for celebration.

Even though sentence will not be carried out for a while.
My bet is the TinC pardons him in January 2017.

Lady H
Lady H(@lady-h)
August 28, 2013 18:16

I knew the WMDs went into Syria from Iraq (Saddam Hussein) years ago. If the media had any integrity and told the truth, they’d go back and say “you know what? maybe we were wrong.” Fat chance of that happening. And Britain and France were wise not to get involved in our Civil War. It’s best we stay out of… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher(@vonzorch)
August 28, 2013 18:22

readerjp says:

So before we go attack Assad’s forces, we should be very sure that we’re not helping the Muslim Brotherhood and jihadis – viz. the Saudi links.

But helping the Monstrous Bastards is what Obummer is most interested in.

August 28, 2013 20:28

Who do you believe Assad? or Obongo?

August 29, 2013 00:04

How about we strike at Assad AND the jihadis.

Meanwhile, more and more Syrians are crossing into Israel (aka “the evil Zionist entity”) for medical treatment – and receiving it.

August 29, 2013 05:04

Regardless of any and all claims by the worthless halfrican POS, I feel his intent is to kick Assad’s Arab Ass™ thereby helping his fellow bastards of the muzzy brotherhood, or whatever name that bunch of shit calls themselves. Our next stop will be Egypt to reinstall Morsi after deposing the military leadership. The entire fucking area should be nuked… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus(@xystus)
August 29, 2013 05:14

VAconservative & Orion @ ##:

I’m thinking of Iraniac nukes landing on DC (& maybe NYC) with little warning. Could ruin the gov’t’s whole day.

And we have nothing to do with it.

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby(@igor)
August 29, 2013 09:29

Gunbunny @ #9: For sure, your memory ain’t what it used to be, but I remember the same, as well as numerous reports of us (the US) finding various bunkers with the precursors (binary agents, “insectisides”, etc.) all over the bloody place. But, since it didn’t fit the narrative (“Bush lied! People died!”) it never saw the light of day.… Read more »

August 29, 2013 10:24

that stupid half negro in charge will always fuck things up in the middle east where we should stay out of their civil wars because ragheads killing ragheads is a good thing for the rest of the planet.should iran try to attack Israel the jews will use the sampson option against all the ragheads.our commie government rats would look good… Read more »

August 29, 2013 10:51

Emperor Misha I @ #: I understand what you are saying, but I still think we should stay out. Even if we do lob a few bombs at relatively inconsequential targets, Zero is still going to be a laughing stock. And if he is followed by Hillary, it won’t matter what we do now. Carter was ignored, and as soon… Read more »

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby(@igor)
August 29, 2013 13:48

LibraryGryffon @ #20:
Well said, well said! I second the commotion…..

:em01: :em01: :em01: :em01: :em01:

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy(@terribletroy)
August 29, 2013 13:48

LibraryGryffon @ #: I agree, no one has shown me anything to support how any of this is “in our National Security interest.” As of today Im seeing reports that the Brits and the Fwench are having second thoughts about mil action. The only reason I can see for any of the current posturing on our behalf is because the… Read more »

August 29, 2013 14:52

“Now, granted, this is a statement by “Dumber Than a Sack of Rocks” Hagel, so to mock him is very much like kicking a paraplegic after you’ve kicked him out of his wheelchair but, then again,” I should be offended at that since my son is a recent (10 months) paraplegic, but I’m NOT, since I know what sarcasm is… Read more »

August 29, 2013 16:57

A few cruise missiles won’t give this shitstain any credibility and while I understand the sentiments and feel somewhat the same I would sooner help both sides kill each other. Iran is going to use a nuke as soon as they get one any fucking way, being the batshit crazy Mohammedans they are, and Putin is going to laugh at… Read more »

August 29, 2013 19:05

Isn’t it funny? The WMD the Obumbler and friends are up set about and wish to attack someone/something/somewhere over could very well have been from the non existent stockpile Saddam didn’t have and W lied about.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches(@fa-cube-itches)
August 29, 2013 19:46

Emperor Misha I @ #: I’m not too fond of being al Qaeda’s CAS either. Hey, in CAS situations, accidents happen *all* they time. We got our own guys and Brits in Desert Storm, our own guys and allies at Qala-i-Jangi, our own guys on Hamburger Hill, etc. Hell, we bagged over 150 of our own at the start of… Read more »

August 29, 2013 21:23

According to WSJ, UK Parliament votes against taking action in Syria. Will Barry the Bastard be chided for going to war without a coalition? Yeah…I know, stupid question.

August 29, 2013 23:40

Israeli Compassion amidst Syrian Atrocities – Dave Sharma (Times of Israel) Some 72 Syrian patients have been admitted to Ziv Medical Center in Safed in northern Israel since February. When I visited this week, 15 Syrian patients were being treated, the youngest an 8-year-old girl. Suffering from shrapnel and bullet wounds, burns and crush injuries, they are malnourished, fatigued and… Read more »

August 29, 2013 23:52

A recent letter to the editor in the Financial Times neatly summarizes the challenge, in that neighborhood, of separating the bad from the really bad: “Sir, Iran is backing Assad. Gulf states are against Assad! “Assad is against Muslim Brotherhood. Muslim Brotherhood and Obama are against General Sisi. “But Gulf states are pro-Sisi! Which means they are against Muslim Brotherhood!… Read more »

August 30, 2013 04:15

Final scandal for the Obumbe administration: Our troops recover chemical weapons in Syria, stored in the desert in trucks with Iraqi markings, and clearly marked ‘MADE IN IRAQ”

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R(@skyechild)
August 30, 2013 09:15

Until we get either a House of Representatives with a spine, or a senate which leans (R), NOTHING will be done. Dear Leader will be able to reign and rule with impunity. We may as well grab the popcorn, kick back, and watch the fireworks as this country continues her descent into third-world status. Congress is more afraid of being… Read more »

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby(@igor)
August 30, 2013 09:17

readerjp @ #31: If Odumbo was given a scorecard with all the players in the ME, he’d probably get confused, think it was a scorecard for a foresome, and promptly ask for a mulligan. If Choo-choo Biden was given the same, he’d promptly eat the card. If Kerry were given the card, he’d sit in a corner and mumble and… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches(@fa-cube-itches)
August 30, 2013 12:50

Igor, Imperial Booby @ #: If Kerry were given the card, he’d sit in a corner and mumble and drool, holding the card upside down. Nonsense. Kerry would get three paper cuts from the card, be decorated for each, be rotated out of State because of his multiple wounds, treasonously protest all actions in the Middle East, and then spend… Read more »

August 30, 2013 13:57

Why telegraph an attack on Syria? One of the odd things about Obama’s intentions on Syria is that the general plan has been leaked to the press. And unless it turns out be a case of releasing incorrect information with the deliberate purpose of misleading Assad, it’s hard to figure out exactly why the administration would leak like this. Obama’s… Read more »

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog(@jmiked)
August 30, 2013 15:52

readerjp @ #:30

What group is on the Golan Heights? Israel has controlled the Golan since ’67 and formally annexed the area in ’81. :em03:

August 30, 2013 21:54

Israel does not control ALL of the Golan Heights. there is one particular group regarded as highly dangerous, and this group is gradually consolidating in the space between the village of Jamla and the village of Dar’aa, in the southern part of the Syrian Golan Heights. It is the area between the river Rokaad and the river Yarmouk, which constitutes… Read more »

August 30, 2013 23:24

This is so going to suck, whatever happens. Hopefully, it doesn’t degrade into a theater-wide conflict or worse.
Idiots, the lot of them. :em08:

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse(@secondmouse)
August 30, 2013 23:33

As unbelievably, stupendously, egregiously, catastrophically, outrageously and historically appalling as this thumb sucking collection of serial masturbators, booger eaters and pedophiles that comprise this maladministration have been, I still cannot believe this doofus is SecDef.