“But We Should ABSOLUTELY Defund Those Evil Egyptian Military ‘Slaughterers of Innocents’!”

Thanks to the Puppy Blender, we bring you a couple of heartwarming stories about the poor oppressed, brutally murdered by evil Egyptian Military Types, mostly secular protesters of the Muslim Brotherhood. You know, the ones that an increasing number of Republican fucknozzles (and also John McShitstain and Lindsay Grahamnesty) want to protect from the ‘horrifying slaughter’.

More than 30 churches have been destroyed in the past week as thugs launch a campaign of intimidation.

We’re absolutely sure that it’s a complete coincidence that those peaceful protesters happen to put every single church within their reach to the torch. Their “random” acts of pyromania will extend to mosques any day now, we’re sure. Swearsies!

After torching a Franciscan school, Islamists paraded three nuns on the streets like “prisoners of war” before a Muslim woman offered them refuge. Two other women working at the school were sexually harassed and abused as they fought their way through a mob.

But it’s the barbarian general Sisi who’s the real problem, opening fire on those peaceful participants in peaceful protests for the Religion of Peace!

Just ask John McShitstain! Of course, he’s the same sad waste of human skin who wants to send weapons to al-Qaeda in Syria, you know, the “rebels” who eat their prisoners and behead priests. So it probably shouldn’t come as a surprise that McShitstain wants to do everything he can to support rapists, church burners and defilers of nuns as well. It’s in his nature.

Personally, His Imperial Majesty is thinking that we ought to send more aid to Sisi and perhaps include some Willie Pete in the care package, since McShitstain et als friends seem to like fire so very much.


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August 19, 2013 00:57
NR Pax
NR Pax
August 19, 2013 05:23

One thing I noticed on the article about the school being burned and the nuns being paraded around by the savages: One Muslim woman took then away from the mob and into her home. She displayed more courage than anyone in that crowd.

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog
August 19, 2013 07:59

So when are we going to admit that more than half of DC and of course by extension the LSM has been corrupted by the Muslim Brotherhood? More importantly, what the HELL are we going to do about it?

LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
August 19, 2013 12:12

Just FYI, a post with an update about LC Draco. So far, so good.


Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
August 19, 2013 18:27

Remember how I always addressed my campaign speeches to “My friends”? Now you know who I was addressing.

– John “Enemy Ace” McCain

Lady H
Lady H
August 19, 2013 21:24

Prayer is the most powerful weapon on Earth. St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May G-d rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly hosts, by the power of G-d, thrust into hell Satan, and all the evil spirits, who prowl about… Read more »