Speechless

We don’t know what to say.

Surely nobody can be that desperate to get laid?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_uRIMUBnvw[/youtube]

G.L.O.R.s, please. Would you sleep with a “man” like that?

WE wouldn’t sleep with a doormat, we like our women feisty and strong, yet all lady. The kind who, while being the very essence of femininity, can still drop you dead at a hundred paces without a moment’s hesitation if you choose to behave like a swine. The kind that we’re lucky enough to be married to.

Thatisall.

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LC Scott
LC Scott
April 8, 2011 02:35

I wonder if any of these so called guys have ever peed standing up without pissing on themselves? :em98:

Ever.

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
April 8, 2011 04:55

N’ that’s the sound of Man Cards dissolving. Amazing what some guy’s’ll say.. ‘trying to get lucky. Besides,,there’s already been enough discussion of the roles, everybody knows their areas of expertise and capability, and the best one’s are aware of their limitations. Any Real Man knows that any Real Deals you make with a Real Woman come with the unspoken… Read more »

Odahi
Odahi
April 8, 2011 06:04

This is mandatory classwork in all California elementary schools.

simonwise
simonwise
April 8, 2011 06:44

Sounds to me like they’re Limeys…………….I rest my case!

jdog43
jdog43
April 8, 2011 07:56

Talk about girlie boys. Pardon me, while I vomit on my pc screen.

LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret
April 8, 2011 08:05

You sure that’s not from the Onion? It’s gotta be a joke, right? Showed this to the wife yesterday, and while she’s usually very reserved, her response…

WHAT A COUPLE OF PUSSIES!

Seems like a pretty valid assessment to me…

Red Five
Red Five
April 8, 2011 08:07

Sadly, I watched to the end. In doing so, I found something interesting: one of the writers of that vomit was named “Gay”. That said it all for me. Oh, and on the YouTube page they’ve disabled comments. Telling, no?

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
April 8, 2011 08:16

First of all, I don’t think they’re trying to get laid … ‘cuz I’m pretty sure they’re homos.

Secondly … WTF???

Guest
April 8, 2011 08:35

My wife is my best friend. Friends doing what friends do, I taught her how to use a gun, she now quite fond of her big .357. But a loss of strength has interested her in a smaller gun, not so heavy, but she wants the .357 firepower, and a revolver. She likes them. I told her to get well… Read more »

GamerFromJump
GamerFromJump
April 8, 2011 08:41

Wow, this is the most repulsive thing I’ve ever seen.

Sir Fresh Sign
Sir Fresh Sign
April 8, 2011 08:53

somehow, that disturbed me more than reading about the daily failures of His Supreme Incompetence. I live around these people, here in the Bay Area.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
April 8, 2011 09:31

Finally !!! A real, live video of DJ!!

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.
April 8, 2011 10:16

First, they are not trying to get with a woman because they are clearly not into that but do not want to admit. I have to wonder if they even have a dick or if they cut it off because it repulsed them so. Second, Misha in answer to your question. HELL NO!!!! So women have never started or been… Read more »

LC Staci GBOR
LC Staci GBOR
April 8, 2011 10:39

Wow. I think I would consider divorce if my warrior started talking smack like that. My biggest challenge is adjusting to being spoiled and that would just send me over the edge. It’s kind of sexy when he pounds his chest and acts manly.

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
April 8, 2011 10:58

“G.L.O.R.s, please. Would you sleep with a “man” like that?”

Just you asking that is a major insult. You should know your G.L.O.R.s by now. 8-P

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
April 8, 2011 10:59

I saw this on The Peoples Cube, I lasted all of about 18 seconds before the hurl reflex kicked in. I have a running joke /w/ the wife where her perfect man is a beta male … apparently thats what she was looking for when she met me. When I discovered that I chuckled and said ‘Hon .. if thats… Read more »

Madam President
Madam President
April 8, 2011 11:24

….

I’ll get some rope, my Liege.

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
April 8, 2011 11:35

G.L.O.R.s, please. Would you sleep with a “man” like that?

I’m sure they would prefer a hunk far more macho and masculine! 😉

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.
April 8, 2011 11:44

RR stop posting pictures of youself 😛

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
April 8, 2011 11:52

One time, under the mindste of ‘be careful what you wish for, you might get it’, I, for the space of about 3 hours, acted like the perfect beta male that my wife was looking for when she met me. After about 3 hours, she was going absolutely stark raving insane and was like ‘You are being so ****ing annoying!… Read more »

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
April 8, 2011 11:55

As I told ’em over at the Cube, just a few seconds of watching that and I had an intense urge to Crush My Enemies, See Them Driven Before Me, and Hear the Lamentations of Their Women. Those two owe me a new Gaydar, because the one I had melted down from the return from those two “men”. Those two… Read more »

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
April 8, 2011 12:34

I would worry for the future of our species, but I realized that none of these walking, talking vajayjay’s are capable of reproducing. Probably ain’t one functioning sperm among them that they haven’t swallowed. And if there was, it wouldn’t be strong enough to swim it’s way upstream, provided of course it stopped weeping from the trauma of participating in… Read more »

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
April 8, 2011 12:46

From the comments thread for the video, I am man, and I own my own life, and I do not need anyone to speak for me thank you. Lets turn the tables. I am the representative of every man on that video, and I want to apologize to? all the real men out there for being such a public disgrace.… Read more »

Elephant Man
Elephant Man
April 8, 2011 13:00

Holy Crap!

Looks like those guys in the video got encircled and smothered by tanker truck load of “hot soft authentic vagina-friendly relational lava”!

If Jane Fonda comes at me with a truckload of that goop, I am ready!

Got my mask and snorkel right here…… 😆

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
April 8, 2011 13:19

Surely nobody can be that desperate to get laid?

It ain’t the desperation, hell show me a guy who ain’t been desperate, it’s the abject stupidity that this will get ‘r done. The only pussy this will get is already on the video.

Guest
April 8, 2011 14:31

Oh, fuck me sideways what a couple of dweebs! I got about 15 seconds in before I turned it off in disgust. To put that in perspective, that’s about half as long as I lasted through 2 girls 1 cup.

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
April 8, 2011 15:04

There’s hope for you yet Muzzy (you ignorant slut). 🙂

LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy
April 8, 2011 15:09

“On behalf of my gender I would like to apolo…” My apology for the actions of others of my gender has historically come in the form of being the guy leaning against the back of the squad car, explaining to the good officer how the girl-hitting drunk bleeding into the gutter of the Circle-K parking lot got there. Crunchie put… Read more »

lc purple raider
lc purple raider
April 8, 2011 15:23

Misha owes me a brand new monitor!

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL
April 8, 2011 16:44

AAaackkk!!! Gaaaackk!! *Hurl*…I made it just past one minute of that insufferable tripe, and
shut it down. What sniveling insensate drivel. May those pussified wussies find the abusive sociopath
dominatrix they so desperately deserve. I wonder if they’d scream and wet themselves if someone
showed them a bowie knife.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
April 8, 2011 18:01

Red_Five, you are way tougher than I am. I managed two minutes before cognitive shutdown.

LC Jackboot IC/A
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LC Jackboot IC/A
April 8, 2011 18:35

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? This sortof shit clearly tells you that part of our culture is in the shitter. This is part of the liberal psyche that forces folks to abase themselves by apologizing for something we had NOTHING to do with. What a bunch of weenies. I made it to about 1:00 before I puked a bit in… Read more »

Sir Fresh Sign
Sir Fresh Sign
April 8, 2011 18:45

Staci, if those wussies ever found themselves in the same room as your amazing husband, they would shrivel up and die on the spot. Kryptonite to the Feminized Male. I am surrounded by freaks like that, but the film just concentrates it into a nauseous in your face pathetic display.

Sir Fresh Sign
Sir Fresh Sign
April 8, 2011 18:47

Can you imagine a feminized Admiral apologizing for this?

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/04/08/navy-showboats-destructive-new-laser-gun/

Sir Fresh Sign
Sir Fresh Sign
April 8, 2011 18:49

that first guy clearly is HIV pos.

kwongdzu
kwongdzu
April 8, 2011 20:06

LOL!!! Play that to the assholes at Gitmo. That’ll learn ’em! I wish I had known about this on April Fool’s Day. You sure this isn’t some kind of spoof? Please tell me there aren’t creatures like this who call themselves “men”. My 13-year-old came through and caught a whiff of that and remarked: “Why don’t you go put on… Read more »

kwongdzu
kwongdzu
April 8, 2011 20:16

And now after watching part of that … I’m thinking you OWE US REPARATIONS!!!

Please to post a palate cleanser with some actual men in it.

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
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Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
April 9, 2011 00:51

Oh for the love of St. Beetle’s left nut! I made it to 1:27 before I had an uncontrollable urge to puke on their Birkenstocks. ANY female that would actually swoon at this smarmy bullshit needs to turn in her vagina and Woman Card. This has to be the most insipid, groveling, limp wristed, pussy whipped bunch of BS since… Read more »

SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.
SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.
April 9, 2011 01:56

Two points.

1) those were not men

2) I love and honor our GLOR’s

2(b) I gotta find me a GLOR

Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
April 9, 2011 09:21

What the motherfucking FUCK was that? I don’t know whether to laugh or to puke (tried both at the same time, doesn’t work all that well)… I have a suggestion for these two tutu-wearing Sitzpinklers: your video would be a lot more entertaining if both of you dropped trou and lopped off your nads with an axe– in unison.

LC MosinFiend
LC MosinFiend
April 9, 2011 10:56

Natasha – That’s assuming they had them to begin with. Those guys don’t even qualify for the status of beta males. They’re downright omegas. Note that the comments have been disabled; probably because even the women were calling them faggots! 😀

Elephant Man
Elephant Man
April 9, 2011 12:46

I wish I had known about this on April Fool’s Day. You sure this isn’t some kind of spoof? I remember waaaay back in the day, (I think it was 2003or 2004) When The Emperor pulled an April Fools prank by changing the graphics of The Rott for April 1st. A lot of pink hues, rottweiler puppies, bunnies and flowers……… Read more »

LC  Stargazer
LC Stargazer
April 9, 2011 13:29

Good lord in butter. I thought the categories were wolves, guard dogs, and sheep. But I wouldn’t insult sheep by lumping these bozos in with ’em. Nematodes, mebbe? Female nematodes are a lot bigger than males, after all… or maybe those deep-sea angler fish where the male is just a sperm-producing parasite on the female?

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
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Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
April 9, 2011 13:49

Those jellyfish are about as masculine as a Victoria’s Secret Catalog.

Alan K. Henderson
Alan K. Henderson
April 12, 2011 23:43

Sir Fresh Sign says:

Can you imagine a feminized Admiral apologizing for this?
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/04/08/navy-showboats-destructive-new-laser-gun/

Now witness the firepower of this fully operational battle station!