One of Two White, Tea Party Right Wing Extremist Boston Bombers Dead, Other on the Run

Except, of course, that it turned out that the two were, in fact, Chechen mooselimbs.

Yes, we know. Shocking, right? Who would have thunk that a pair of radicalized mooselimb youngsters could possibly have been behind a terror attack on a crowded, guaranteed to be on prime time TeeVee place? Haven’t they heard that pisslam is the Religion of Peace™?

Chris Matthews couldn’t be reached for comment but that, in itself, doesn’t really tell us much. He’s barely coherent until he gets halfway into his second bottle of Everclear of the day. Around noonish.

And the absolutely best news is that both of these youngsters, one named after the first president of the Chechen mooselimb independents, the other named after Tamerlane, the “Sword of Islam” (or, as he’s known to us radicalized, terrorist Christians and Jooos, the Scourge of Christianity), were admitted to the US by our peerless, federalized, professionalized immigration officials.

AFTER 9/11.

As Tammi says:

One would hope that a German couple at Ellis Island in late ’45 with kids named Adolf and Arminius would have received a dollop of extra scrutiny, but maybe not. Like ?, a certain level of bureaucratic derp is a constant.

Quite so.

But just wait until you see what those fantastically thorough bureaucrats can accomplish if Turncoat Rubio and his accomplices manage to throw another 20 million applicants in their general direction. What could possibly go wrong?

Since info about this clusterfuck is coming in fast and furiously, we declare open thread. Have at it, pups.

Thatisall.

UPDATE: Media LOLz.

Boston Marathon bombing suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev flew in and out of John F. Kennedy Airport last year and was out of the country for six months, and investigators said they want to know if he received any terror training while he was overseas, NBC 4 New York has learned.

Travel records obtained by NBC 4 New York show Tsarnaev left New York on Jan. 12, 2012 for Sheremetyevo, Russia. He stayed overseas and returned to JFK on July 17. [Emphasis added]

His Imperial Majesty LOL’ed until he damn near peed himself. “Sheremetyevo? That sure sounds suspicious!” Yeah, Nostradumbasses With Infinite Layers of Fact Checkers and Knowledge of All Things™, it’s the name of Moscow International Airport, you dumb, mewling, braying journaljizzming fucks.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh and where’s this place, “John F Kennedy”, that he returned to?

Sure, it is indeed interesting that the elder Tsernaev went abroad for months prior to the attack, even though a foreign national leaving the country intermittently is in and of itself proof of nothing, but could you at least spend 15 seconds with Google when you stumble into strange, scary furrin’ “place names?”

ROFLMAO.

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Call me an optimist but I believe any talk of immigration reform will be met with quality Manila Hemp now.

Can anybody tell me why that outdoor shithole known as Chechnya wasn’t turned into a nuclear artillery range after Beslan?

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

By Allah! If “the actions he is suspected of are inconsistent with the teachings of Islam,” Why are so many terrorists Islamic? Why is it that only Muslims declare JIHAD? Why is it that believers in Islam are the ones Beheading people and recording it for youtube hits? Why is it almost always Islamic believers who blow up bagel shops… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Saudi National Deportation: American People Must Demand the Full Story by Pamela Geller 18 Apr 2013 On “Hannity” Wednesday night, Steve Emerson broke the shocking news that a Saudi national, Abdul al-Harbi, who was first questioned in the Boston bombing, is going to be deported on “national security grounds.” A devout Muslim from Medina, anti-Jihad activist and blogger Walid Shoebat… Read more »

it’s the name of Moscow International Airport, you dumb, mewling, braying journaljizzming fucks. Would be interesting to find out if the NKVD/KBG/FSB or whatever the fuck they’re calling themselves these days had a little chat with him after he got off the plane? and maybe looked the other way when if, IF they kinda, sorta had an inkling of what… Read more »

Emperor Misha I @ #:

Yet here we are…then again I thought GWB should have had a grand opening of the brand new Afghanistan Nuclear Test Range…

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

As I said on my Facebook page, the Elder Asshole is now threatening that “all hell will break loose” if his son is killed. Seriously. not even kidding. This pederastic fuckbat is actually threatening us after his demonic spawn blew up OUR citizens! My reply: Oh… hell will break loose, will it? You’d better tell your fucktarded spawn to surrender… Read more »

BC, Imperial Torturer
BC, Imperial Torturer

I was floored when it didn’t turn out to be two octogenarian albino Swedish nuns run amok in the streets of Beantown. I mean, it’s not like Mooselimb males between the ages of 18 and 40 have a history of violent attacks on innocents around the world or anything….

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:

Daddy can make all kinds of threats because he’s sitting barefoot in a leaky mud-hut fondling his favorite goat with his right hand while he waits for the leftovers from his morning shit to dry on the left hand so he can shake it off.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

LC Light29ID – The Imperial Asshole says: LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #: Daddy can make all kinds of threats because he’s sitting barefoot in a leaky mud-hut fondling his favorite goat with his right hand while he waits for the leftovers from his morning shit to dry on the left hand so he can shake it off.… Read more »

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent

Since info about this clusterfuck is coming in fast and furiously, we declare open thread. Have at it, pups. Aaaaannnnnnd cut to hand-wringing Democrat fucktard NJ senator Lautenberg dancing on the graves of the Boston Bombing victims in 5,4,3,2,1 …. “It is outrageous that anyone, even a known terrorist, can walk into a store in America and buy explosives without… Read more »

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant @ #:

It’s a crisis goddammit and we CAN’T LET IT GO TO WASTE!!!!

Even if you sound like a raving lunatic while screaming for explosives confiscation because it’s “for the childrennnnnn”

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #: It’s easy enough to mock dear ol’ dad, but he’s got the ultimate rebuttal: “Scoreboard”. His family will have inflicted nearly 100X the casualties on the US/Massachusetts as the US/Mass did on them, and that’s not counting the economic cost, the inevitable erosion of our rights “to prevent anything like this from… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant @ #: You can buy explosives in any store in America ? News to me Franky… Sure, you can – just like how before they got rid of all of the useful sinus medicine, you could effectively buy meth in any drug or grocery store. We just need to outlaw/regulate Chemistry, and any… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Fa Cube Itches says: LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #: It’s easy enough to mock dear ol’ dad, but he’s got the ultimate rebuttal: “Scoreboard”. His family will have inflicted nearly 100X the casualties on the US/Massachusetts as the US/Mass did on them, and that’s not counting the economic cost, the inevitable erosion of our rights “to prevent… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:

OT dear but we’re under a tornado watch until 2200

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent

Okay so far in the press we have An Uncle in The DC area, A sister in NJ and two Brothers in MA. Gee, that’s comforting to know that whole family’s of these splodydopes are being allowed to come over to the US and now are running amok. In all fairness the uncle is going off in the press about… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

LC Light29ID – The Imperial Asshole @ #:

WHAAAAAAA? DAFUQ? Rob and I have a movie date!

Check the radar…3 maybe 4 hrs. Reminds me I need to move the truck so it doesn’t get scrunched under an oak tree

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent

WHAAAAAAA? DAFUQ? Rob and I have a movie date! I talked to the Imperial Weather Guesser – the honorable BlackCloud – He said to tell you – “Uhm have her Call Al Gore, he seems to have this whole climate changy thing figured out – me? Not so much”. “Tornado Watch” is what we call “April-May” down he’ah. If it… Read more »

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

LC Gladiator says:

I could go on…but maybe the problem IS Islam?

That is the problem, and therein lies the answer, too. There’s no such thing as a “peaceful” muslim … if they’re truly practicing islam, then they support jihad and also practice taqquiyah. If they’re truly peaceful, then they’re actually apostates or infidels.

Want to end jihad? End islam.

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

Speaking of Al Gore (sort of) … I read somewhere where Mr. Nannyfuckyourrights Bloomberg thinks the Boston bombing is due to global warming. Do these fuckwits only have a twenty five word vocabulary, and feed that through a random selection generator to prepare their comments?

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

Sorry … it was Queermo:

“Global bombing?/

Emperor Misha I @ #: And calm down, you Northern Pansy Excuse me? I grew up in Northeast SD TYVM and I’ve seen more than my fair share. I still remember when I was three I looked at my grandpa and said “What petty cloud grandpa”. The next thing I know I have wedgie from hell and my grandpa carrying… Read more »

Emperor Misha I @ #: Ahhh, what’s that??? Famous last words of a Yankee and/or a granola eating tree hugger from SanFran in Tornado Alley. Eventually one gets a sixth sense about storms if you live in a place long enough. Some of the old farmers said they could smell a tornado. Me? I’ll trust radar first but instinct carries… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

Emperor Misha I says: I remember my first twisty thingy. I’ve seen a few, having grown up in Eastern Colorado. I had a job hanging solar panels in the early 80’s and us locals knew what to expect by keeping an eye on the sky, it was a nice summer afternoon and the sky was just dark and still….we were… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #: I don’t know if it was from fear or some atmospheric thing, but it was weird. It’s that sixth sense plus something in the air changes, it gets real still. Nobody can explain it but it happens. It’s at that point you just know shit going to get bad and running would… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #: That said… there’s no way in hell they’re going to rain hell down on us. We do learn. Slowly, but still… and this leadership won’t be around forever. Absent some help from the Norks or Pakis, no, they’ll never do much in the way of grand scale damage. They could easily maintain… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R

Damn. I wonder if I’m gonna have to register my pressure cooker, now. *sigh*

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

Fa Cube Itches @ #14: We just need to outlaw/regulate Chemistry, and any and all possible products that can be used to make explosives (which is basically all of them). That’s the purpose of all the reform in the Department of misEducation. If the student graduates as a total illiterate, he will be unable to do even the elementary stuff,… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Fa Cube Itches says: LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #: That said… there’s no way in hell they’re going to rain hell down on us. We do learn. Slowly, but still… and this leadership won’t be around forever. Absent some help from the Norks or Pakis, no, they’ll never do much in the way of grand scale damage.… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant says: Sarcastic comments aside. Dude you and your old lady are lucky to be alive. That’s a no shitter. I’ve seen first hand on more than one occasion what ‘devout’ Muslim Males are capable of doing to their sisters who dare displease them. That was probably the next item on their to do… Read more »