How About “Imperial Burn a Friggin’ Koran Day?”

Above the post update: The Imperial Consiglieri is less verbose, but equally on point in his comments.

Looks like that grandstanding jerk Terry Jones (no, not the funny guy from the Pythons) finally couldn’t stand it and decided to burn his copy of that textbook of barbarian violence, the unholy koran, anyway.

But whether he’s a grandstanding fucknozzle is really besides the point as that discussion is, in our oh-so humble opinion, purely academic.

It’s also not of any particular interest that the religion of piss and its head-chopping, child-strangling, pedophile worshipers immediately reacted by going on a murderous rampage on utterly innocent human beings. That’s what they do because that’s what they are, and anybody in need of another object lesson in their utter uselessness and subhuman barbarity at this point in history is beyond teaching anyway.

What is interesting, if you can call “utterly fucking infuriating” interesting, is that chowderheaded choadmunchers like South Carolina’s very own Senator Miss Lindsay Lohan Grahamnesty are, once again, crawling out from under their rocks to institute shariah “law” in the U.S. in order to appease the un-appeasable.

“I wish we could find a way to hold people accountable. Free speech is a great idea, but we’re in a war,” Graham told CBS’ Bob Schieffer on “Face the Nation” Sunday.

“During World War II, we had limits on what you could do if it inspired the enemy,” Graham said, adding certain speech can “put our troops at risk.”

Oh yes. We remember all too well the onerous laws, rules and regulations of WWII making it a federal offense to mock, ridicule or in any way offend Hitler and Tojo, lest it infuriate the enemy and thus “put our troops at risk.” It was almost harder to get away with telling a Hitler joke in this country than it was in Nazi Germany.

Seriously, South Carolina: Doesn’t it ever embarrass you that you keep re-electing a moron who has less functioning synapses than toe fungus? No, we’re not laughing with you, in case you’re wondering.

So Miss Lindsay wants to make it illegal to offend pisslam because it makes the tender little princesses upset which, in turn, leads to them murdering anything with a pulse they can lay their simian paws on.

Which, of course, we can already hear the “pragmatic” “conservative” pundits bleat in unison, is nothing at all like instituting de facto blasphemy laws (for select, ruthlessly violent “religions” only) in this country, nor is it anything at all like shredding the First Amendment.

There are no “grades” of free speech. Either you have it or you don’t.

And don’t even think about blaming that fuckwad Terry Jones in the slightest for the barbaric actions of those “peaceful”, deranged pisslamic pigs and monkeys.

Let’s say that His Imperial Majesty proclaimed, far and wide, that unless he sees a couple of grand drop into his tip jar by the end of this month, he’s going to take it as a mortal insult and go on a murdering spree in the neighborhood to act out his “frustration” and “legitimate grievance of not getting enough tips.”

Should the tip jar fail to perform and should His Imperial Majesty then decide to systematically murder every one of his neighbors, would it then be OK to blame you, dear readers, for not handing over enough of your own hard-earned money? After all, it was YOUR lack of generosity that put His Majesty’s neighbors in danger.

Or what if we proclaim that anybody saying anything even remotely offensive about the greatest sci-fi show in the history of sci-fi shows, Firefly, will outrage us to the point where we simply cannot help ourself but have to go burn down a strip mall with everybody still inside it?

We better pass a law right quick that makes it illegal to disparage Joss’ masterpiece, lest some idiot put our local strip malls and their customers in danger by making jokes about Captain Mal.

See how fucking stupid this is?

Good. It puts you head and shoulders, intellectually speaking, above the combined electorate of South Carolina which, to be quite honest, isn’t saying all that much.

But still, it’s something.

Thatisall.

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Cricket
Cricket

Looks like Lindsey Lohan has fried what remaining synapses she has left.
First.

Cricket
Cricket

Oops. :em69: I meant ‘he.’ Of course he is little girl scared.

LC Jackboot IC/A
LC Jackboot IC/A

Mheh. IIRC SecDef Gates actually called this moron begging him not to torch the pig droppings. Can you see Henry Stimson ringing up somebody in 1943 and asking them not to burn Mein Kampf? I keep clicking my heels three times in a row, and I’m still in this bad dream. Toto even looks a lot like my cat. I’m… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Misha

This is your chance to get your very own Fatwa!! lets burn a Koran on the Rott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

Fuck the Koran, I’m gonna burn me a copy! Take that, you 7th century assholes.

Fuck Firefly, and all those who watch it. Take that, those of you who aren’t worthy enough to lick Isaac Asimov’s nut sack.

There, I’ve pissed off enough people tonight.

Tallulah
Tallulah

So you reject the Murderers’ Veto?

Good.

I vote we start using the koran to wipe our butts. And get back to the grand old AMERICAN TRADITION of ridiculing and lampooning the enemy.

See World War II’s patriotic cartoons to see how it ought to be done. I mean, if this nation has any balls left at all.

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

It’s also not of any particular interest that the religion of piss and its head-chopping, child-strangling, pedophile worshipers immediately reacted by going on a murderous rampage on utterly innocent human beings. That’s what they do because that’s what they are… This was hardly spontaneous. The original attack was one of those Friday-after-prayers affairs where a mullah from hullah goaded local… Read more »

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

Why do Harry Reid and Lindsey Graham single out the Koran as being “untouchable”? What if Terry Jones (or someone like him) decided to: Burn the Bible? Burn the Talmud? Burn the Bhagavad Gita? Take a shit on a Buddha statue? (Buddhism doesn’t have a “Holy Book” so I’m winging it) After all, we wouldn’t want murdering bands of Christians,… Read more »

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

Fuck Firefly, and all those who watch it.

WHAT?!?! :em12:

As for Firefly, I watched a few episodes & concluded that it demonstrated some interesting ideas but also suffered from some typical TV failings.

You all are committing HERESY and must be punished! :em12:

Must…Suppress….RAGE!

E-Man MAD! E-Man SMASH! GET REVENGE ON WORLD!

:em01:

redc1c4
redc1c4

close enough to germane…. i posted this on FB, originally on a thread on Michael Yon’s wall, where some idiot was supporting his whine that burning the koran was a bad thing and they added that doing so was not free speech… which is where i snapped: burning a book, any book, by an individual, as a protest of what… Read more »

MrSpkr
MrSpkr

Unfortunately, modern political correctness has led many to believe that the right to not be offended exists and trumps another peron’s right to free speech and expression.

It’s sad, really.

redc1c4
redc1c4

i forgot to add my patented and easy to implement solution for this problem (it’s a gift): people all over the world need to burn korans on a daily basis, and publicize the event on web sites, social media, you tube and its competitors, etc, so as to get the widest possible coverage. either the moose slimes will eventually become… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

THERE MUST BE A KORAN BURNING (AND VIDEO) AT TEXAS ROTTFEST 2011

Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous

There are no “grades” of free speech. Either you have it or you don’t.

I’m stealing this.

With proper credit, of course.

E-Man:

E-Man MAD! E-Man SMASH! GET REVENGE ON WORLD!

Just for that, I’m gonna tweak yer profile to make you post as “E-Hulk”. :em69:

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Here’s my view: 1 – Jones is a repulsive, attention-whoring fucktard. The only reason he’s doing this is to gather publicity for his cult. Last time he pulled this stunt, he agreed not to burn the Koran in exchange for media time, which he received. Ample amounts of it. 2 – He has the right to burn whatever the flying… Read more »

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

Oh, and BTW – whoever speaks ill of Firefly will face my wrath!!!

Seen it twice, didn’t like it.

Am I going to be on the receiving end of a Firefly Fartwa?

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

lc purple raider says:

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:
Oh, and BTW – whoever speaks ill of Firefly will face my wrath!!!
Seen it twice, didn’t like it.
Am I going to be on the receiving end of a Firefly Fartwa?

Yep! BEWARE!

I declare a fatwa. I’ll burn your socks!

Qoheleth
Qoheleth

I simply don’t get the reasoning here. A Westboro affiliate in America fires up a Koran on the barbie, and half a world away, a bunch of eighth-century goatpimps living in caves without cable TV are so enraged by the action that it forces them to attack a United Nations outpost and kill or wound a handful on non-Americans? Point… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Response to KArnold @:

No power in the ‘Verse can stop us. Which leads into point the fifth: count me in with the Emperor, the lovely and talented Nicki, and the rest of the crowd with whom Firefly resonates.

Oh hells, I likes this guy! :em03:

LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy

“We better pass a law right quick that makes it illegal to disparage Joss’ masterpiece,…”

Wait – PASS a law?

As in ‘not already’?…. but that would mean that all those justifiable homi….

Nevermind.

– MD

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

Response to KArnold @:
The first one’s killed were guards,, sacrificing their lives for lesser people.
That horrible irony shouldn’t go unnoticed.

Tallulah says:

I vote we start using the koran to wipe our butts

Priced toilet paper lately? Might not be a bad idea…

irish19
irish19

Ave, Imperator!
Methinks you owe the actual Ms. Lohan an apology for using her name in the same breath as Grahamnesty. Toe fungus, too.
And 23rd!

LC Jackboot IC/A
LC Jackboot IC/A

KArnold says: I assert that a Koran burning does not cause a violent response; it’s merely an excuse for violence that these tribes would have perpetrated anyway. Why I do believe you, sir, are entirely correct. The 7th Century subhuman species needs no excuse for violence whatsoever. It’s part of their psyche. One need only look at their charges for… Read more »

Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere
Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere

Damn, I have missed the JB commentary.
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Thanks for the linkie love, Boss, but as with many of my posts lately, the real fun is in the comments.

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

If I remember accurately, there is a position in Saudi Arabia somewhat akin to Minister of Religious Purity or something like that who shreds any Bibles they find coming into the country. I propose shredding a sh*tload of Korans and shipping them to that yoyo, with a note telling him “sauce for the goat, sauce for the camel”. And, yes,… Read more »

Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere
Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere

they have 1400+ years of ‘culture’ with nothing more to show for themselves, than a bunch of beat-up Kalashnikovs, rusty Toyota pickup trucks, sand, nervous goats and a few camels

They gave us the zero. That pretty much sums up their contribution.

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL

Oh, fuck all the intellectualizing. Can we just nuke these barbarians off the face of the
earth yet?

Qoheleth
Qoheleth

Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere says:

They gave us the zero.

That’s Preznit Zero to you, Consigliere. He IS who you meant by “the zero,” right?

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL

P.S.
The human-hating Greenie weeines are always deploring the current state of overpopulation
of this planet. Ridding the world of one billion muzzies could help that. Where stands the
Greens on the very thing (mass genocide) they masturbate over? Personally, I’d push the
launch buttons.
(some people think I’m not very nice. I can’t see the problem, myself) :em95:

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Do you know what else drive the muzz to mass slaughter? Praying, singing and meditation at holy shrines.

They need to start gutting and filleting the imams who whip this shit up.

Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger

I’d love to see all these freaks isolated and slaughtering each other. Last goatfuckers standing get nuked. We go in when the radiation clears up, repair the oil rigs, drill some more, put in some refineries and some hog farms and drive on. Fuck the koranimals. They are not even animals. Bugs or viruses, more likely.

They gave us the zero. That pretty much sums up their contribution.

Not even that they stole it from the Hindus.

LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel

BURN A KORAN?

FUCK YEAH, right after it’s been soaked in warm LARD!!

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says: I’ll burn your socks! Speaking of a Carbon Footprint… LC Ogrrre says: We should also make fun of his firearms, and possibly his Purple Raiders sports teams. That’s not very nice, seeing as our championship football teams earned them, not had a beauty contest for them like D-1. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere says: They… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

E-Man@9: You all are committing HERESY and must be punished! Must…Suppress….RAGE! E-Man MAD! E-Man SMASH! GET REVENGE ON WORLD! And The Simpsons sucks. LC Nicki:@15: The media is fully complicit in this. Some Afghan cops killed US Soldiers today because they were pissed about Jonestard burning their cult writings. The media publicized this to the hilt. Had they ignored this… Read more »

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

LC Jackboot IC/A says: The 7th Century subhuman species needs no excuse for violence whatsoever. Waking up on the wrong side of the bed = Muslim Rage. Goat not tight enough = Muslim Rage. Camelburger too tough = Muslim Rage. Forced to adhere to a backwards culture that hasn’t contributing anything worthy in 1400 years, sentences rape victims to death,… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Response to LC Xystus @: I didn’t catch any coverage of Jonestown’s actual event, so I didn’t realize he’d done it. According to this evening’s Factor it was Karzai who saw fit to mention it in a speech–so the blood’s on him. Actually if you Google that moron from 20 March (the day of the actual burning) to 21 March,… Read more »

irish19
irish19

Response to LC Proud Infidel @:
Waste of good lard if you ask me.