Reinforcements Have Arrived!

And there was much rejoicing in the Empire, as the Imperial Staff expanded further.

It is His Imperial Majesty’s distinct pleasure to welcome LC CiSSnarl5.7 to the ranks of the Imperial Staff. First of all because we could surely use the help with His Imperial Majesty’s muse being temporarily incapacitated, but even more so because LC CiSSnarl5.7’s unique writing talents and capacity for Not Giving A Solitary Shit™ are already well-known around these parts.

As to compensation, we’ve determined to grant him Imperial Proconsul status over the Saracen Provinces of the Empire (also known as The Bloody ‘Stans and Outlying Counties), which we’re sure he will be thrilled to find out about. Oh, and the standard Imperial Pension Plan, of course, which covers all of your earthly expenses upon retirement until death. If you were to retire. Which you won’t. As it is not an option. Much like you don’t retire from the Cosa Nostre. But that’s just the tedious fine print, upon which dreary subject we shall spend no more time.

We expect much greatness and iron handedness from the newly minted Staffer, and we welcome him into our ranks while humbly asking G-d to give him strength.

Thatisall.

The Emperor Misha I
Hammer of the Idiotarians, Terror of Tyrants, Protector of the Clue, Wielder of the One True Cluebat, Ruler of All of the Known Universe, Princeps of the Holy Order of Hyperbolic Excess and Invective Inventiveness &c.

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LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
February 19, 2013 00:18

:em01: Go for it bro! :em01: Good you got the respect. :em07:

LC hilljohnny
LC hilljohnny
February 19, 2013 00:55

welcome Snarl!

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
February 19, 2013 06:31

We await the first posting with baited yawns :em05:

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
February 19, 2013 09:38

As to compensation, we’ve determined to grant him Imperial Proconsul status over the Saracen Provinces of the Empire (also known as The Bloody ‘Stans and Outlying Counties), which we’re sure he will be thrilled to find out about. Finally….After weeks of begging, pleading, sending resumes in triplicate – lots and lots of baksheesh – endless paperwork – I finally made… Read more »

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
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Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
February 19, 2013 16:20

It is His Imperial Majesty’s distinct pleasure to welcome LC CiSSnarl5.7 to the ranks of the Imperial Staff

Great…another body I have to clean up after. Sheeeesh! (tromps off to rev up the Imperial Shop Vac). :em08:

Welcome LC CiSSnarl5.7! :em01:

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
February 19, 2013 19:10

Great…another body I have to clean up after. Sheeeesh! (tromps off to rev up the Imperial Shop Vac).

Well – the Imperial HR Weenies said I had to be house broken ….at least there’s that silver lining ….

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
February 19, 2013 19:47

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foriegn War Correspondant says:

Well – the Imperial HR Weenies said I had to be house broken ….

That’s new. *walks off looking for a rolled up newspaper*

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
February 19, 2013 19:49

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foriegn War Correspondant says:

Finally….After weeks of begging, pleading, sending resumes in triplicate –

You’re telling me. Y’all should see my in-box, jeesh.

In all seriousness, welcome aboard Snarls, thanks for taking up our lazy asses slack. 🙂

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
February 20, 2013 11:12

Congrattiness, dude! :em01:

Looking forward to a lot of good writing, as I have come to expect from Da Rott (even if my Brother Dear did give the keys to the Drunken Neanderthal also known as 29ID! *just kidding! love ya, dude!*

Hey, waitaminite! Just whom does one have to blow to get a copy of the key around here? :em05:

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
February 20, 2013 12:54

There are two very good arguments for eliminating unions, and especially ALL public sector unions: ? Unions & Democrat Party Ponzi Scheme – The unions, and ESPECIALLY public sector unions, have morphed into nothing more than the money laundering arm of the Democrat Party. Do the public sector unions negotiate their contracts with YOU, the taxpayer? No they do NOT… Read more »

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
February 20, 2013 13:39

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:

Thanks Niki!

As to the other thing – er – well um gee .. that’s between you and da’ management, I’ve heard tell tho that they have an “open door policy” and “don’t ask don’t tell” is 100% in effect….at least that’s what I heard around the water cooler….Ahem.

:em05:

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
February 20, 2013 14:25

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant says:

I’ve heard tell tho that they have an “open door policy” and “don’t ask don’t tell” is 100% in effect….

Ummmm… would that be the front door or the BACK DOOR??????? :em05:

*rimshot*

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
February 20, 2013 14:37

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:12

Ummmm… would that be the front door or the BACK DOOR???????

:em03: Well I can’t rightly say for sure ….but I didn’t see any “Obama -Biden” stickers in the Imperial parking lot ….

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby
February 20, 2013 14:52

Sigh. There goes the neighborhood™
:em05:

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
February 20, 2013 14:55

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant says:

but I didn’t see any “Obama -Biden” stickers in the Imperial parking lot ….

Heh. That’s because they’re all…

…in the back!

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
February 20, 2013 14:56

Whoa! That was weird. I hit Speak, and the post went *POOF!*
(I pulled ya from spam purgatory Nicki, along with a few others. – crunch)

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
February 20, 2013 15:34

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

Whoa! That was weird. I hit Speak, and the post went *POOF!*
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch recently posted..Privileges, Not Rights

Sorry Niki, looks as it Spam filter got it – I can see it on the Dashboard – but one of the admins will have to rescue it for you …

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
February 20, 2013 18:41

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

Hey, waitaminite! Just whom does one have to blow to get a copy of the key around here?

Ahem, just checked the Imperial Duty Roster and that would be..let’s see here…oh yeah, me. Line starts over there. :em05:

Patriette
Patriette
February 21, 2013 09:32

Congrats, LC CiSSnarl5.7! Always enjoyed your comments, now looking forward to larger rants….

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
February 21, 2013 11:01

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #: Thanks, Crunch. I thought it was my stupid computer going apeshit again. Wouldn’t be the first time! LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. says: LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says: Hey, waitaminite! Just whom does one have to blow to get a copy of the key around here? Ahem, just checked… Read more »

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
February 21, 2013 16:56

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

Just how much Chap Stick DO I need?

:em05: “A little dab’ll do ya.”