His Imperial Vindictive Vileness, that’s who!

Don’t ask him how old he is, that’ll just make him feel bad.

Wait, what the fuck am I saying. HOW OLD ARE YOU OLD MAN? (Yeah, I’m a real bastige sometimes. 🙂 )

Your present is on the way, as soon as I bail her out of the halfway house. Are you up on yer shots?

 

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By LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

Former USMC infantryman, proud father of a current USMC infantryman and two Princesses who know what that means. Currently an NRA law enforcement firearms instructor, radar instructor, CPR instructor, a few others but you get the point. Catholic, conservative, heterosexual, gun owner, anything I can do to piss off liberals.

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Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
Admin
January 15, 2013 14:46

Happy Birthday Emp! Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. :em01:

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
Member
January 15, 2013 14:55

He’s reached the age where “baggage drop” refers to anatomy and not the airport.

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
Member
January 15, 2013 15:14

Yes, you’re old.

But I’ll always be older.

Bastard.

(Happy Birthday, Misha!)

Tallulah
Tallulah
Member
January 15, 2013 15:30

Hippy Pippy Pappy Buthuduth Day!

from WOL

[Winnie Ther Pooh]

Darth Venomous
Member
January 15, 2013 17:52

Don’t ask him how old he is, that’ll just make him feel bad.

He shares a birthday with Mrs. Venomous. I figure that’s penance enough…

MRS. VENOMOUS (with cast-iron skillet):&#160 WHAT?!?!!?!?!!11?!!?ELEVENTEENTY?!!?

(KA-BONNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!)

…uh, Shlappy Mirfday, Sire…ow…

LC Draco
Member
January 15, 2013 18:16

Happy Birthday!!! (Mine was yesterday…)

:em01:

maxxdog
maxxdog
Member
January 15, 2013 19:23

Happy Birthday Misha! Don’t let the guff from the hooligans around here bother you. Ya don’t look thaaaat old!

LC MosinFiend
LC MosinFiend
Member
January 15, 2013 20:32

Happy Birthday Misha! :em01:

The Irish Dragoness
The Irish Dragoness
Member
January 15, 2013 21:35

Happy Birthday and I hope you continue to feel better!

irish19
irish19
Member
January 15, 2013 22:24

Happy Birthday, Sire! :em01:

Templar_Knight
Templar_Knight
Member
January 16, 2013 02:01

Happy Day Of Your Birth, Your Vileness!

LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel
Member
January 16, 2013 05:53

Happy Birthday, O Vile & Vindictive one!! :em05:

Q: What’s black and yellow and makes everyone smile?

A: A bus full of liberals going over a cliff!!

Bones
Bones
Member
January 16, 2013 08:16

Sorry about being late, Happy Birthday. Mine is saturday, so you’re only a little older than me. :em05:

Pengor
Member
January 16, 2013 08:19

Happy Birthday!

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
Member
January 16, 2013 08:47

Happy Birthday Your Vilenes. :em01:

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
Member
January 16, 2013 10:11

Happy birthday you young fart! errrr Yer Vilesomeness. :em06: Jest remember how many decades Jack Benny spent in the holding pattern at 39 years. But you better hurry up and reach 65 iff’n ya wanna chance at any of that yummy Social Security before the Obongo Stash runs out. :em05:

LC Old Dog
Member
January 16, 2013 10:12

Yeah Misha, fess up to that age! Having seen you in meat space ya can’t be older than me! :em05:

All kidding aside many Happy Returns Your Majesty! :em01:

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts
Member
January 16, 2013 11:56

Take 2 Aalborgs and call me in the morning. Skoll!

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
Member
January 16, 2013 12:32

Happy Birthday Boss !! Im sending you a rare Hostess Twinkie !

Mark12A
Mark12A
Member
January 16, 2013 13:22

I’d sacrifice a virgin in your honor, but I can’t find one over the age of eleven around here. So instead I’ll just drink a little Jameson’s and Amaretto…

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
Member
January 16, 2013 15:04

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd says:

Yes, you’re old.
But I’ll always be older.
Bastard.
(Happy Birthday, Misha!)

Mee too. 😛 Hippy Barfday (belated).

Delftsman3
Member
January 16, 2013 15:56

Happy Birthday wishes from one old fart to another ! D.

Happy Birthday Sire Beth*A

LC Gregory
LC Gregory
Member
January 16, 2013 17:49

Happy, HAPPY Birthday, your Esteemed Slitheriness!

May you never run low on Ammo. May all Blessings find their way to your door. And May you return to Informing and Inflaming us for the Fight To Come!

Tallulah
Tallulah
Member
January 16, 2013 20:48

Here’s another thing to be grateful for — Here are two Oregon sheriffs who clank when they walk! They’ve written Plagiarizin’ Biden to say they will NOT enforce un-Constitutional edicts against their citizens. “In the wake of the recent criminal events, politicians are attempting to exploit the deaths of innocent victims by advocating for laws that would prevent honest, law… Read more »

irish19
irish19
Member
January 16, 2013 23:15

OT, but I was wondering whether any Rotts will be at either GAT Guns or the Hoffman’s Mistake Cabela’s this Saturday for Gun Appreciation Day.

LC Old Dog
Member
January 17, 2013 00:04

irish19 @ #:
No offense irish19 but where the expletive deleted are those places?????? :em03:

LC Xystus
Member
January 17, 2013 00:58

Prosit Mischa!

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
Member
January 17, 2013 07:38

Your present is on the way, as soon as I bail her out of the halfway house. Are you up on yer shots?

Double yer pleasure! Double yer fun!

:em01:

irish19
irish19
Member
January 17, 2013 12:23

LC Old Dog @ #:
GAT is on Route 25 about a mile north of the troll way.
Cabela’s is about a half mile to a mile west of Route 59 on the frontage road on the north side of the same troll way.

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight
Member
January 17, 2013 13:48

Well happy birthday!

(Sucks that it had to be in such a rotten era…)

Emperor Misha I
Admin
January 17, 2013 16:33

Still waiting on that present, Crunch! Need a few coins to bail her ass out, do you? Let me know. Also, let her know that Her Imperial Wifeness is a remarkably good shot. To the rest of you slackers: Thanks! Another year older and grumpier than ever. That’s not a good combination. For anybody on the receiving end of my… Read more »

LC Old Dog
Member
January 17, 2013 21:36

More Cowbell! says:

Emperor Misha I @ #34:
Maybe YOU need the Grumpy Cat Gravatar.

More Cowbell! recently posted..1941 ~ Harry Nilsson

I dunno, how grumpier can you get than a pic of Darth Misha with Saber lit? :em05:

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
Member
January 18, 2013 13:13

Emperor Misha I says: Another year older and grumpier than ever. That’s not a good combination. For anybody on the receiving end of my grumpiness, that is, and I’m quite fine with that. Because who gives a shit? I’m thoroughly enjoying the spectacle of watching leftist morons running around painting big, bright red bulls eyes on their backs with their… Read more »