This is Why Some Atheists Ought to be Publicly Caned

But at least Tom Flynn of the Center for Secular Humanism cut to the core of the real issue facing the nation after the Aurora shootings, namely the utter impropriety of the president to offer his prayers to the victims and their loved ones.

“Even in a situation like this, [when] he leads a public prayer to a deity that it pretty recognizably the Christian God, much as you can understand the emotional context of it, he’s still sending to some degree a message of exclusion to other religions who don’t call their god “Lord” and to non-religious Americans.”

“By the very act of praying, that’s a message of exclusion,” he continued.

No need, dear atheist LCs of the Empire, to point out that you’re not like that. We already know that full well. Retardarian Jackwagons like Tom Flynn are to normal, sane atheists what the inbred Phelps cult members of the Westboro Baptist Church are to normal, sane Christians everywhere, and that bears pointing out as it is always, always the Jackwagons that get the media spotlight.

He goes on to note:

“If I’m a public official, I think I’m going to look around in the morning and conclude that, ‘hey, this religion thing is just too hot to handle, I should stay away from it in my official capacity.’”

You’d like that, wouldn’t you, you fascist fuckweasel of the very first water? For people’s personal beliefs to be “too hot to handle” so they dare not speak about them in public, unlike your personal non-belief, which obviously needs to be shouted from the rooftops every moment of every day.

It’s freedom OF religion, not freedom FROM religion, you squealing, worthless, wannabe jackbooted fascist, and if you really, truly believe that people like His Imperial Majesty need to be shut up and kept from exercising that right in public, then we have only two words for you:

Make us!

And a third one: PLEASE!

On a side note, we really can’t believe that there are life forms so far below single-celled ones that they’d be able to make us side with SCoaMF on anything, but there you have it.

Thatisall.

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FrankOK
FrankOK
July 20, 2012 16:10

I’m glad you cleared that up, dear Emperor – I thought that the Westborough pastor’s name was Phelch, not Phelps. :em05:

Thank you, Sire, for setting me upon the path of Righteousness.

Oh yeah – FOIST!

redc1c4
redc1c4
July 20, 2012 16:16

allow me to point out that atheism is just another religious belief, and, as such, they have no more right to advance their dogma through the public sphere than any other religion. religious nutters of all stripes need to be drowned in a large vat of STFU so the rest of us can get on with our lives in peace…… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
July 20, 2012 17:02

Every time I hear one of these Christophobes get up on their soapbox and belch out another tedious screed I can faintly yet distinctly hear the words “NOTICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
July 20, 2012 19:06

Christopher Nolan says it far better than I ever could.

Lady H
Lady H
July 20, 2012 19:13

I’ll pray for you, Mr Flynn.

Nate
Nate
July 20, 2012 19:14

The name Tom Flynn triggered a memory…sure enough, this is the same screw-head who got his Jockey’s in a knot about Tom Vilsack saying he was praying for rain – http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/atheists-obama-administration-out-of-line-to-pray

rickn8or
rickn8or
July 20, 2012 21:51

It’s a pretty insecure atheist that gets his panties in a wad over a public prayer. Me, I just figure the person is expressing his concern in the most sincere way he knows how. My disbelief in the matter is immaterial. And I’m sick of these shootings where there is not one round of return fire or one sheeple trying… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
July 20, 2012 22:05

I dunno. A drunk driver slamming into a minivan killing twelve people versus a guy going into a theater and shooting those same people? The end result is the same. If I were the victim, I don’t think I could see the distinction. Both are avoidable, both were part of a decision. From your perspective, I’d agree. However (because I… Read more »

Cricket
Cricket
July 21, 2012 00:19

:em07:

lc purple raider
lc purple raider
July 21, 2012 00:27

The very word, “atheist” means non-theist. Anyone who has some kind of “deity” and calling themselves an “atheist” is doing it wrong. And aren’t you ashamed. Most atheists PRAY at the altar of secularism. These are the people (like you) that want to burn every bible on the face of the earth. Just because you say atheism is not a… Read more »

lc purple raider
lc purple raider
July 21, 2012 00:29

I have yet to hear of atheists start wars and claim they have their god on their side.

Obviously you have never heard of Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Kim Ill Jung, Castro and others.

onesmack4u
onesmack4u
July 21, 2012 09:20

lc purple raider @ #: Most atheists just want to be left alone. A few, like the jackass in question, just seem to want attention. This is similar to certain “reverends” that we all know. Atheism is not a religion. I personally don’t care what someone else believes unless they try to beat me over my head with it. If… Read more »

LC Roguetek
LC Roguetek
July 22, 2012 12:41

Athiests believe there is no god.

Christians believe there is one.

Both of them -believe- in something, without proof. And before you get started, you can no more prove the non-existance of god than you can his existance.

Both have texts they consider sacred.

Both have gatherings to prostletize their beliefs.

I’m sorry, but what, exactly, is the difference?

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
July 22, 2012 15:04

Most of you, and about 99% of those who identify themselves as atheists, confuse being atheist with having a secular religion like Communism, Socialism, Environmentalism, or some other irrational belief system that relieves them of the responsibility of actually thinking for themselves, without having a supernatural supreme being. inbred Phelps cult members of the Westboro Baptist Batshit Church Fixed it… Read more »

lc purple raider
lc purple raider
July 22, 2012 19:50

I believe that the definitive book on the subject of Hitler is “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.”

The author described HItler as an Austrian Jew.

Thanks for playing.

Mark12A
Mark12A
July 24, 2012 12:47

Tolerance is not necessarily a virtue.