Business Owner “Coincidentally” Gets Hit by Shit Storm After Making it to the Fascist Ogabe Government’s Enemies List

You may remember Frank VanderSloot, a successful business man who built up his business literally from the ground up (HE DIDN’T BUILD THAT! – Barry Hussein Soetoro) — oh DO sod off, Jugears — and who, until recently, hadn’t ever been in any sort of trouble with the legal authorities.

Until he wrote a check to a Romney SuperPAC, that is, and suddenly found himself on the Hussein Junta’s very real Enemies List. Then, all of a sudden (and purely coincidentally, we’re sure), he found himself under a barrage of hit pieces by the Ogabe Steno Pool and affiliates while a former Democrat National Socialist senator started snooping around in his private records.

And now both the IRS and the Dept. of Labor are going all-out for his throat on separate fishing expeditions of their own.

Also purely coincidentally, we’re sure. Not.

He has, after all, by exercising his G-d given right to support whom he wants to, in this case an Evil People’s Enemy Capitalist, proven himself to be a doubleplusungood kulak counterrevolutionary Enemy of the State.

Welcome to the United Socialist States of America, the People’s Workers’ Utopia of Next Tuesday™. Enjoy your gruel and beets.


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LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
July 20, 2012 17:09

Enjoy your gruel and beets.

Not me. My crack commando unit are going to stage a hit and run on jugears’ Waygu Beef and Lobster supply trains.