If We Owned a Bar

We’d have urinals like these in the men’s room (thanks to Tallulah, LC and GLOR for the inspiration):

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Special Ed
Special Ed
July 18, 2012 01:13

I’d be chugging beer and Mt. Dew so fast it’d make his head spin!

Foist!!

LC Xystus
LC Xystus
July 18, 2012 02:30

As the ol’ satirical tune goes (almost): Right in Der Fubar’s Face. :em01:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
July 18, 2012 05:02

lots of Coffee, black, no sugar. I don’t want to do anything to “sweeten” him up. :em07:

DarthBane
DarthBane
July 18, 2012 06:34

That’d be the highlight of my night.

Lady H
Lady H
July 18, 2012 07:51

Hey, remember you didn’t build that bar either! :em07:

P.S.: IowaHawk is going to town with this on Twitter; his tweets are HILARIOUS!

Example:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn’t. Government made the road happen.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
July 18, 2012 11:12

Wouldn’t happen to relate to the Navy removing urinals fro the next generation of Aircraft Carriers would it? :em03:

Mark12A
Mark12A
July 18, 2012 11:36

Having his mouth open in front of my crank would freak me out. Probably dry me up.

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse
July 18, 2012 17:36

This might actually finally get me to drink as much water as my wife says I need to drink each day.

Lady H
Lady H
July 18, 2012 18:55

You know, for my fellow believers in G-d, I can imagine O telling even Him “You didn’t create this world. (Government did.)”

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
July 18, 2012 19:14

I’d be too tempted to drop a deuce in that urinal.

Guest
July 18, 2012 19:49

Cute. Now what about those tax returns?

Guest
July 18, 2012 21:43

what about these idiot

10. State senate papers.
9. Academic transcripts.
8. Book proposal.
7. Medical records.
6. Small-dollar donors.
5. The Khalidi tape.
4. The real White House guest list.
3. Countless FOIA requests.
2. Health reform negotiations.
1. Fast and Furious documents.

No one cares about some stupid tax returns except leftist morons trying to obfuscate the issues.

Guest
July 18, 2012 22:22

Library Czar says: what about these idiot 10. State senate papers. 9. Academic transcripts. 8. Book proposal. 7. Medical records. 6. Small-dollar donors. 5. The Khalidi tape. 4. The real White House guest list. 3. Countless FOIA requests. 2. Health reform negotiations. 1. Fast and Furious documents. No one cares about some stupid tax returns except leftist morons trying to… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
July 19, 2012 12:23

Now what about those tax returns?

As soon as Harry Reid and the Donk Senate passes a budget. :em05: :em07:

Guest
July 19, 2012 13:14

LC Gunsniper says:

Now what about those tax returns?
As soon as Harry Reid and the Donk Senate passes a budget.

What is it about Reactionaries and false equivalencies?

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
July 19, 2012 16:38

What is it about Reactionaries and false equivalencies?

What is it about dimwitted, troglodyte trolls that believe they deserve a serious answer?

You need more fruit in your diet. Have another raspberry. :em07:

Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous
July 19, 2012 19:24

What is it about Reactionaries and false equivalencies?

What is it about Ronulan jackwagons and their whiny little Paultardian snivelings?

Oh, and speaking of, Duchess – you do realize that your honeyboy Dr. Dumbass failed again to qualify for so much as a nomination, right?

So how’s it feel being completely irrelavant, munchkin? :em05:

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
July 19, 2012 20:28

BS didn’t invent chooming, somebody else taught him that.

Tallulah
Tallulah
July 20, 2012 01:44

The fact that Hussein has managed to coerce/brainwash/scare the shit out of EVERYONE to keep ALL the people who have come into contact with these embargoed documents is extremely sinister. Think about it: NOT ONE PERSON HAS BROKEN THE OMERTA. What the fuck are they saying to all these people? Who are the enforcers??? Seriously, people, think of what it… Read more »

LC LOBO
LC LOBO
July 20, 2012 02:07

LC Gunsniper @ #:
And pigs will fly whilst whistling “Dixie”.

And another one. Why is it that these ugly as hell leftist twats scream “Get out of my uterus, you evil rethuglikklan.”, while telling me that I need to pay for their birth control ?? :em03:

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
July 20, 2012 11:04

And now a word from the reliably insane. And stupid. And ignorant. And vile… A wingnut kills 14 in a Colorado movie theater……and you know what that means! It means Glenn Beck & Rush Limbaugh are to blame. Yes, that’s right: THEY’RE TO BLAME. Both of those assholes with a national microphone are causing the reich wing armed militias in… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
July 20, 2012 15:26

Unfortunately, for KayInsane, it’s looking more and more like the shooter was an OWSie. Oops.