In the category of “News that, in a word, aren’t“, we learn that Anderson Cooper has come out of the closet.

Presumably because he doesn’t want to be the last person in the world to call him gay.

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By Emperor Misha I

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LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
Guest
July 3, 2012 01:09

Gosh! Really? Never, the dash you say! :em05:

Alan K. Henderson
Alan K. Henderson
Guest
July 3, 2012 01:29

He didn’t come out of the closet. The closet got bored with him and kicked him out.

LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An
Member
July 3, 2012 02:05

Yes, he was in the closet. But the closet had a screen door. On a more relevant note [for I was metaphorically calling him something for his political beliefs and statements that he is now acknowledging as part of his lifestyle]; I do believe it was Anderson Cooper who first started applying the term “Teabaggers” to members of the TEA… Read more »

LC R6
LC R6
Guest
July 3, 2012 09:02

You know that article said he is one of 6 cable news anchors to be openly gay. Although I’ve heard the name anderson cooper, I’ve never even heard the names of the other five.

Isn’t that interesting.

I don’t watch gay anchors.
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LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
Guest
July 3, 2012 09:45

Big effing deal. As I said earlier, if the homosexuals are looking for normalcy and equality, the last thing they need to be doing is prancing out of the closet, acting like they’re the second coming. (no pun intended there…) You know when we will have all reached equality? When people stop treating homosexuality as a big deal. And that… Read more »

LC FX Phillips
LC FX Phillips
Guest
July 3, 2012 10:48

Actually I didn’t know nor suspect AC was DC nor do I particularly care. It doesn’t make him any less the apologist for the advancing fascist state.

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
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July 3, 2012 15:17

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #5: Nicki, Catch 22. You have to treat him special to prove you’re treating him equal. Now as far as I’m concerned, if he really wants to prove he’s gay, he should be able to go and fuck himself. And since he invented and popularized the witticism “teabagging”, I think it would be… Read more »

harvey
harvey
Guest
July 3, 2012 23:56

Does anyone gives a rat’s ass about Anderson Cooper’s Pooper? He’s been fluffing and spreading his ass for BHO and the libs for so long, I’d guess he’s pretty sloppy and shopworn by now. How about we shove a Virginia baked ham up there with some poligrip and pull the bone out?

LC Gregory
LC Gregory
Guest
July 5, 2012 06:05

It does take a great deal of courage for noted homersexual Anderson Cooper to come out of the closet and admit that he is a “journalist” and a part of this “CNN” thing nobody watches.

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