“Choom”, Goes the Weasel

Since youthful stupidity is suddenly such a HUGE issue to the Ogabe Steno Pool (formerly known as the MSM), we suppose this story about resident Obam-bam spending his youth trying to out-stone Cheech and Chong is a big one:

A self-selected group of boys at Punahou School who loved basketball and good times called themselves the Choom Gang. Choom is a verb, meaning “to smoke marijuana.”

A group in which Der Fubar was very active, one might add.

As a member of the Choom Gang, Barry Obama was known for starting a few pot-smoking trends. The first was called “TA,” short for “total absorption.”

Which meant, basically, that if you exhaled too soon, you’d be penalized and your next turn with the roach would be skipped.

Along with TA, Barry popularized the concept of “roof hits”: when they were chooming in the car all the windows had to be rolled up so no smoke blew out and went to waste; when the pot was gone, they tilted their heads back and sucked in the last bit of smoke from the ceiling.

No Hit Left Behind!™

And that’s not all, far from it. Go to the link for the rest.

Some might, and every leftist shill in the nation certainly WILL point out that “it’s really not that much of a big deal what somebody does as a stupid teenager”, and then they’ll go straight to the next segment about how Mitt Romney once cut in front of some kid in his elementary school cafeteria.

If they even mention Barack Hussein Choombama’s youthful stoner habits at all, which we wouldn’t bet any money on happening.

Choom ’em if you got ’em!


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LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
May 27, 2012 00:13

Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted “Intercepted!,” and took an extra hit. No one seemed to mind.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
May 27, 2012 00:17

Figures jugears would be bogarting on the line. Major breach of etiquette.

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse
May 27, 2012 00:25

This explains a lot.

Barack “Choom Choom” Obama and Joe “Choo Choo” Biden. Can’t wait to see the re-election posters for this pair.

Theme song: “Don’t bogart that joint, Mr. President”. A remake of this classic.

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
May 27, 2012 01:05

If only he were as worried about wasting tax dollars as he was about wasting the ganja haze….. :em08:

LC Fei Long
LC Fei Long
May 27, 2012 06:50

With all the munchies involved, you can bet he was definitely chooming and chunking.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
May 27, 2012 06:51

The first thing that comes to mind is, in the most, like, totally Valley Girl voice your mind can conceive, OHMYGOOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!!!!! Like, wow, you know?

May 27, 2012 09:12

Bet he ate all the munchies, too, drank the last beer, stole my last smoke…… :em07: ……

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
May 27, 2012 12:23

LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

Bet he ate all the munchies, too, drank the last beer, stole my last smoke

and stole your records too……

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy
May 27, 2012 14:43

Trying that kinda boolshit within the crew I ran with would get one punched out. It wasn’t anything to fight amongst ourselves. OT. Zombie attack in Miami. Cops a shot a naked guy who refused to comply with the order to stop EATING another mans face while it was still attached to the victims head. Reportedly the cop fired one… Read more »

May 27, 2012 15:30

I remember once rolling a fine joint….and yes, our resident iron lung did bogart the whole thing. Complained about it being bunk weed.
He asked me where I got it….
I pointed to a bale of fine alfalfa across the way…..

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
May 28, 2012 17:53

:em05: :em05: