Tell Me Again Why I Should Give a Fuck?

Via Cold Fury, who doesn’t give a flying fuck either, we learn that apparently, *HORROR, GASP, OUTRAGE*, some US troops posed in a picture with pieces of a subhuman, barbarian splodeydope.

Predictably, the Ogabe Misadministration is in full self-flagellation mode, condemning and apologizing and bending over in hope of a reach-around, lest we offend the tender sensibilities of our Afghan “allies”. Personally, we tend to think that if we offend those “allies” of ours enough, we may just distract them sufficiently that they’ll stop shooting our officers in the back inside “safe” zones.

As to our Imperial Self, we don’t give a shit. We remember when we learned that one of our best buddies from the service had gotten blown up by an Afghan splodeydope, leaving behind a wife and three daughters. If we’d been on the detail cleaning up after that pisslamic barbarian, we wouldn’t have just posed with bits and pieces of his animal carcass, we’d have been photographed taking a shit on it or putting the pieces on a stick along with cucumbers, bell peppers and bacon for a wonderful allah-kebab.

Kill them all and let G-d sort ’em out.

We’re sick and fucking tired of watching the ungrateful, goat-fucking cave-dwellers hyperventilating, followed by our own so-called “leadership” pissing on our own troops who’ve been fighting and dying for years for those worse than useless ingrate savages.

Since it’s obvious that DC has no intentions of actually winning the war (it would most likely offend some child molesting pisslamic fanatic if we did and we can’t have that), pull our troops out, then cover the whole shit-stained arse of the universe with ICBMs. End of fucking story.

Oh, and Panetta? Go fuck yourself with a rusty boat hook wrapped in barbed wire, will you? You useless, hand-wringing, dickless, back-stabbing son of a syphilitic sow whore.

Thatisall.

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LC SmokeyBehr
LC SmokeyBehr

I’m waiting for the day that our president says “So fkn what?” instead of bending over forwards and licking the boots of every Turd World despot. There have been pictures like that in every war from the War Between the States to the current mess we’re in, and nobody has whined as much as they have been during the last… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

LC SmokeyBehr @ #:

I’m waiting for the day that our president says “So fkn what?” instead of bending over forwards and licking the boots of every Turd World despot.

I don’t see myself as president so I’m afraid you may be in for a long wait. :em05:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

And I hit the wrong smiley!! :em08: :em08:

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Shit, I’d have posed using one of the muzz arms as a back scratcher.

(or collect up three pairs of muzz arms and posed as Vishnu.)

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

This “president” and his junta are, one little cut at a time, distancing themselves from and making enemies of the boots on the ground. Panetta has the troops disarmed when he visits a war-zone, Zero mulls the idea of handing over soldiers who commit “war crimes” to international tribunals, Zero licks the boots of every camel-fucking Habib he can every… Read more »

dasbow
dasbow

We just got a story about how the pisslamic idiot Talley-bann poisoned 150 schoolgirls for the crime of trying to get an education, and we’re supposed to show these pig-fuckers respect? Fuck that. Double fuck that. Double fuck that with an extra foot of Satan’s barbed cock.

Bitter Clinger
Bitter Clinger

The fact that we take as much care as possible not to destroy every pissant cow plop hut that we come across makes us one of the most “civil” militaries of all time. Were I in charge scorched, salted earth would be the order of the day, but i digress. The absolute moral high ground that these asshats at the… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

I think they should do what the Filipino men did to the Japs in WW II. Cut them up, sever the jawbones and boil off the meat, then wear the jawbones as trophies on their belts.

Kinda shows the barbarians you mean business.

SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.
SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.

Tallulah @ #:8

I like ears—–twice the decoration

LC BOATS
LC BOATS

I’m all for going back to taking scalps, preferably before they go to meet their 72 virgin sows.

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

I like ears—–twice the decoration

They match too, right on the right, left on the left……..neat and organized…..or perhaps, well, gotta consider that one….

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

Good. Very Good. Yes, irritate the piss out of the the guys who have all the guns. And do that while betraying the struggle shey were sent to fight. And then bring the survivors back home to sic them on the patriots who welcome them home with flags at the airport. And do all that just in time for those… Read more »

LC hilljohnny
LC hilljohnny

i think i’d have to go with Boats, if you get enough scalps you can clean, tan and sew them togeather to make a rug.