Apparently Libya’s next, with civil war already all but an established fact, soldiers defecting, other soldiers going at protesters with tanks, helicopter gunships etc., the country’s most numerous tribe siding with the protesters and Khadaffi’s son vowing to “fight to the last bullet.”

Splendid /sarc. We can’t wait for pResident Present to start waffling, flip-flopping, babbling, blathering and pontificating while the Make Believe Media form a wagon circle around His Supreme Incompetence and praise him with high praise for his supreme, brilliant leadership.

The only thing we know is that if the situation doesn’t go completely tits up we’ll once again be lectured that it was his Most Brilliant Evuh Sermon from the Cairo Mount that did it and, if it does go all to hell and back, it’s the fault of Bush, Glowbull Wormening and the Koch Brothers. Speaking of which, who are they? Did we miss a memo again? We thought that we were all bought and paid for by Big Oil/Halliburton/Darth Cheney et al.

Don’t tell us that we’ve been sending our invoices to (and have had them studiously ignored by) the wrong, sinister, Reich-wing conspiracy for all of these years, because then we’re like to get spectacularly splenetic!

Back to Libya, though: Once again we’re shown an object lesson in what would happen once the world found out, as they eventually had to, that the World’s Policeman had checked out of the station indefinitely and is now down at Dunkin’ Donuts, playing with himself and admiring his own Awesomeness™.

We’d say “sorry, world” if it weren’t for the fact that they were among the drooling imbeciles cheering for pResident Zero. You’re on your own now.

Have fun, y’hear?

Thatisall.

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LC Guy S
LC Guy S
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February 20, 2011 20:16

“Once again we’re shown an object lesson in what would happen once the world found out, as they eventually had to, that the World’s Policeman had checked out of the station indefinitely and is now down at Dunkin’ Donuts, playing with himself and admiring his own Awesomeness™.” This … this, is why I keep returning here! Not only is there… Read more »

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952
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February 20, 2011 20:24

Truthfully…if it wasn’t for the price of gas and Israel, I wouldn’t give a shit.

Library Czar
Library Czar
Guest
February 20, 2011 20:34

Is there an “E” in Dominos? Grammar Czar?

LC Guy S
LC Guy S
Guest
February 20, 2011 20:42

Caveman, If it wasn’t for the Islamic nutjobs haling from the middle east, and Turkey/Pakistan/Egypt , and possibly Iran (not of their own manufacture … yet) having nuclear arms, and in most cases the means to deliver same to other parts of the middle east (Israel) and Europe, I would be in complete agreement with you. The gas issue in… Read more »

LC Guy S
LC Guy S
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February 20, 2011 20:43

I think Dominoes is like Potatoes. An “e” is added to the plural.

Darth Venomous
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February 20, 2011 20:44

Is there an “E” in Dominos? Grammar Czar?

There is, unless you’re ordering pizza (make mine 4x beef, 3x ham, 3x jalapeños, mushrooms & black olives). :em69: :em93:

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
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February 20, 2011 21:10

Library Czar says:

Is there an “E” in Dominos? Grammar Czar?

LC Guy S says:

I think Dominoes is like Potatoes. An “e” is added to the plural.

Yes, indeedy. Just as there is in heroes, tomatoes, tornadoes, Obamas (sorry, that should say zeroes). There aren’t too many times when the Emperor messes up his spelling. 😎

LC Xystus
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February 21, 2011 02:21

We can’t wait for pResident Present to start waffling, flip-flopping, babbling, blathering and pontificating while the Make Believe Media form a wagon circle around His Supreme Incompetence

Awesome. Wish I’d come up with “pResident Present!”

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
Guest
February 21, 2011 03:32

Library Czar says: Is there an “E” in Dominos? Grammar Czar? Actually, that came to my eyes as snark. As in dominoes lined up to fall. Subtle? Excessively nuanced? Perhaps. You know the saying, “Nuke ’em from space, it’s the only way to be sure. Yes we have far more than enough petroleum on this chunk of the rock for… Read more »

LC Panzermann
Guest
February 21, 2011 04:11

Well, as much as I hate totalitarian sons of bitches the world over, but if that bastard Gaddafi falls, then that might be the start of a refugee wave the likes of which Europe has never seen before. And it’s gonna be up to the Italians, the Spanish and the Greeks to deal with it. Na dann Gute Nacht !… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
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February 21, 2011 09:37

LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

Truthfully…if it wasn’t for the price of gas and Israel, I wouldn’t give a shit.

Actually Caveman, Libya EXPORTS a significant amount of Oil.

If W was still in office, we would have invaded by now. /s

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
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February 21, 2011 10:45

Let the fucking 7th-century savages kill each other off for a while … population reduction in the Middle East will be a good thing for everyone.

I would worry about Israel, but I’ve read Psalm 83 and Ezekiel 38-39.

Sentry
Sentry
Guest
February 21, 2011 13:22

I’ve got to say, my give a fuck factor’s pretty low as well. The odd thing is, that while the UN and EU are racing to blame the UK for selling arms to Libya, it was Mirages that were dropping bombs on the civvies. Who makes those, again?

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
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February 21, 2011 15:23

Blasphemy even

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
Member
February 21, 2011 15:57

Now we have the chance to do the right thing over there. Let the people decide their destiny.

Because that’s what the world is missing right now. The entire Middle East and Northern Africa as a giant Islamic theocracy.

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
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February 21, 2011 16:50

Response to Lady H @: Thirded. Oh and this is slightly off topic but …. maybe Misha can weigh in on this? Or anyone else for that matter Another example of stupid bordering on criminal on the part of the Ogabe Administration? I seriously have to ask myself, what part of asking for someone’s social security number in an email… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
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February 21, 2011 16:56

Sentry says:

t was Mirages that were dropping bombs on the civvies

Two of those Mirages are currently sitting on the tarmac in Malta. They and their pilots defected.I hope more follow.

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
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February 21, 2011 16:59

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist says: Response to Lady H @: Thirded. Oh and this is slightly off topic but …. maybe Misha can weigh in on this? Or anyone else for that matter Another example of stupid bordering on criminal on the part of the Ogabe Administration? I seriously have to ask myself, what part of asking for… Read more »

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
Guest
February 21, 2011 17:04

Response to Grammar Czar @:

:em69: :em01:

Elephant Man
Elephant Man
Guest
February 21, 2011 17:21

It just kills you that Obama isn’t screwing this all up.

It’s not killing me.

I have complete faith in Obongo’s ability for “screwing this all up”.

Be patient, Grasshopper….. :em99:

Lady H
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February 21, 2011 17:35

Or what? You have NO problem with blasphemy if directed towards the religion of others. Perhaps you should consider that “Do Unto Others” thing before you expect the same kind of respect in return. Either that, or consider a variation of Newton’s Third Law of Motion. Many Christians have NOT done that (despite the murders of Christians in Muslim majority… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
Member
February 21, 2011 17:37

Pure assumptions based on the ravings of a Beck. Pure facts based on reality. And so what? Their land, their nation. How in the hell do YOU have any right in determining what they say, do, or believe in? Just this piffling little thing called “survival instinct. It’s pretty simple, really. whatever they do inside of their own borders is… Read more »

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.
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February 21, 2011 19:44

Lady H says: Or what? You have NO problem with blasphemy if directed towards the religion of others. Perhaps you should consider that “Do Unto Others” thing before you expect the same kind of respect in return. Either that, or consider a variation of Newton’s Third Law of Motion. Many Christians have NOT done that (despite the murders of Christians… Read more »

Sir George
Sir George
Admin
February 21, 2011 20:44

As I mentioned elsewhere, it looks like we might side with Qaddafi, at least on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. The White House is weighing an “appropriate” response to the violence directed at pro-democracy demonstrations in Libya, according to a senior administration official quoted by wire services. “We are analyzing the speech of Saif al-Islam Kadhafi to see what possibilities it… Read more »

Sir Fresh Sign
Sir Fresh Sign
Member
February 21, 2011 21:31

Hezbollah Working with Cartels

Jugears has no clue what is going on nor what do to about it

LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An
Member
February 21, 2011 21:35

in re: Blasphemy Late to the thread, but I note that it is the preference of His Majesty that the name of the Deity not be fully spelled out, and the middle letter be replaced with a “-” to avoid blasphemy. His house, his rules. Amongst other things, I think I am the house “Heathen Dragon Worshiper”. Not Judeo-Christian by… Read more »

Sir George
Sir George
Admin
February 21, 2011 23:46

I just saw Michael Totten’s Libyan travel piece from two years ago, reposted at Pajamas Media. link

I don’t think they’ll ever try socialism again.

LC Xystus
Guest
February 22, 2011 03:56

L’Agent Provocateur, rearing his head on cue: Our problem over the past 100 years in that region is that we have played too heavy-handed of a role — and those people haven’t forgotten. We’ve supported some pretty despicable dictators over the years for the sole purpose of having control over the oil. As W. hinted at above, the US hasn’t… Read more »

Sir George
Sir George
Admin
February 22, 2011 06:31

Actually, the main reason for the region’s dictators seems to be “the curse of resources.” Geologists had noticed that all the lucrative concentrations of “stuff” around the world, outside of Europe, North America, or Australia, happen to be in countries run by despotic thugs and dictatorships. But obviously the minerals were there long before the dictators, so what was going… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
Guest
February 22, 2011 18:14

Four Americand murdered by pirates…….Obama does NOTHING

Sir George
Sir George
Admin
February 22, 2011 19:09

Well, first the administration has to ascertain whether the killers were members in good standing of the Praiseworthy International of Maritime Pirates (PIMP), and then whether murder on the high seas was stipulated in their latest contract agreement. Reagan would already be pounding the Somali coast with the Iowa’s 16-inch guns. I would buy up fifty used, old, but fancy… Read more »

Lady H
Guest
February 23, 2011 19:45

Response to Gladiator @:

Because they were white Catholic Christians handing out Bibles, maybe?

I don’t even have to read leftists’ blogs to know that they think the 4 people “asked for it”. After all, in their warped minds, the victims are usually the bad guys.