Your Apology, Hamid? Any Time Now… Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock…

It just keeps getting “better” (h/t LC readerjp):

Two U.S. soldiers were gunned down last week at a base in eastern Afghanistan by a man wearing an Afghan National Army uniform.

The man who shot two military officers Saturday at the interior ministry was a junior intelligence officer with ties to a Pakistani religious school, an Afghan counter-terrorism official said.

The gunman was identified as Abdul Saboor, an employee in the ministry’s intelligence department, according to the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to release the information.

Is that so? So let’s see if we get this right: Some putrid prick-pustule pisslamist puke from the Afghan Army that we trained and armed, that wouldn’t even exist if it hadn’t been for our blood and treasure, some goat-humping savage barbarian who’d be hiding out from the Taliban that we liberated them from went and murdered two of our officers in cold blood because we burned books the pisslamist pig-molesters themselves had defaced…

And WE’RE the ones owing somebody an apology???

Fuck YOU, Comrade Barack Petukh Hussein O-bow-and-scrape-ma!

It’s time to follow the Imperial Three-Step:

1) Withdraw all our and allied personnel.
2) Turn Ashcanistan into a glass-covered, radioactive parking lot.
3) Issue a press statement to the world saying only this: “And we’ve got plenty more where THAT came from! Questions?”

Thatisall.

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simonwise
simonwise
February 27, 2012 00:32

I agree 100% with your analysis and the remedy, Emperor.

Af-goat-fuck-astan ain’t worth one American life. It’s time to pull everyone out and launch a couple dozen nuke cruise missiles at the population.

About the only collateral damage I object to is the poor livestock.

The world will be better off when the human trash is turned into ashes.

LC Xystus
LC Xystus
February 27, 2012 00:33

He wouldn’t have been hiding out from the Talibastards, since he evidently was one of their type.

Guest
February 27, 2012 00:53

Does this mean the world gets another round of bowing, semen slurping and rim jobs from King Obongo the Kenyan Klingon fucker?

redc1c4
redc1c4
February 27, 2012 05:14

not to be any more old school than necessary, but i’d like to point out that a nice, even and thick coating of VX would take care of most of the problems there.

just sayin’…

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
February 27, 2012 06:29

Ah, yes! Blame America First! I believe the current administration’s approach to foreign policy (which seems quite similar to that of Jimmy Carter) may sufficiently irritate the American public enough to get us back on track as a nation. The cycle is startling: 1970s: Maligned Republican President is hated by the Left, who pin on him an unpopular war and… Read more »

LC FORGER - Monster Hunter
LC FORGER - Monster Hunter
February 27, 2012 06:53

“May this observation be prescient.

-Jim+”

From your keyboard to God’s ear, Padre.

L.O.R. Ankle biter
L.O.R. Ankle biter
February 27, 2012 07:25

Get this. Via Atlas, Pakistan: Thousands of Qurans Dumped in Raw Sewage Canal – Atlas Shrugs No, we did not do it, though sometimes I wish we had. According to the text, which she quotes from another source, they do it themselves and some poor bastard drains the canals and tries to clean them several times a year. His lament:… Read more »

L.O.R. Ankle biter
L.O.R. Ankle biter
February 27, 2012 07:33

All right… Flubbed the link the first time. Got an error when I tried to click the trackback and test it after posting, so let’s try one directly to the entry. Yes, I really am obsessive enough to check that a link works after I post it even when I copy the address directly from the site in question. Pakistan:… Read more »

Lady H
Lady H
February 27, 2012 07:55

Send them at least a bill from the American Taxpayers for all of the money we have spent on that ungrateful country. If we had any real leaders right now, they’d do that.

Maybe they deserved the Taliban after all.

I say we get out now but not without some “noise”.

Lady H
Lady H
February 27, 2012 07:57

And as one texter to a talk show said today, where is their outrage when Sunni Muslims blow up Shi’ite mosques? I’m sure there are Qurans in there!

Mark12A
Mark12A
February 27, 2012 08:35

I think we should pin our demand for an apology and reparations on the nose cap of a Minuteman III and set it for an airburst over Karzai’s palace.

Sortie #2 can go to the ka’aba. Give them something to really whine about.

FrankOK
FrankOK
February 27, 2012 08:43

redc1c4 says:

not to be any more old school than necessary, but i’d like to point out that a nice, even and thick coating of VX would take care of most of the problems there.

just sayin’…

… but think of the poor camels, man …

VAconservative
VAconservative
February 27, 2012 08:48

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain @ #:

Where’s the conservative in the race?

LC Xealot
LC Xealot
February 27, 2012 08:50

This picture says it all.

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby
February 27, 2012 09:04

The Religion of Perpetual Outrage is only outraged when it suits them – to do otherwise would subject them to much-needed ridicule and scorn, which they so rightly deserve… :em07:

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
February 27, 2012 12:39

LC Xealot says:

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0905/general-pershing-demotivational-poster-1243380359.jpg

They have it very wrong, that is a highly motivational poster. I have always had respect for General Pershing, now he is high on my list of favorite people.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
February 27, 2012 17:51

Fuck bills. I want these motherfuckers dead. Every last one of them. I want to see every fucking muslim in this world destroyed. I am past the point of tolerance with these assholes. I’m past patience. They’ve killed enough of our heroes, and it’s time for them to die. BTW – Jim – Talked to Mike yesterday. One of the… Read more »

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL
February 27, 2012 19:03

by a man wearing an Afghan National Army uniform. Oh, how slippery are the MsM. They try to distance the perp from any official office. One wonders, if an American soldier went bonkers, would the MsM say: “A man wearing an American army uniform”.? Avoid the reality that the perp was one of our “allies”, armed, trained, and dressed at… Read more »

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts
February 27, 2012 20:26

First drop a few FAE’s on the poppy fields. These people are just like Demoncrats: allergic to civilization.

Guest
February 27, 2012 20:34

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #: I remember MAJ Marchanti, but didn’t know him very well. I do remember he was helping out the active guys when we were getting ready for Warfighter ’03. He was working in the 2 shop while I was in 3 shop (Plans). But he was one of the Blue and Gray and… Read more »

LC Scott
LC Scott
February 27, 2012 22:22

Send them a bill, For the match and gasoline.

There is my appoligee.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
February 28, 2012 19:04

LC Light29ID @ #:
Yep. He was one of ours. Just a Captain when we deployed. I’m so fucking angry, I can’t see straight.