“Thought about puttin’ on a pinstripe suit n’ using the whole drum to peck a heart out on the side of the shed forya babe.”
“That’s so sweet,, but isn’t the lawnmower in there?”
“Well, yeah,, but it’s been takin’ sides against The Family recently,, “
irish19
Guest
February 15, 2011 09:58
Response to LC Xystus @:
I suspect someone’s already taken care of the first part of that.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Guest
February 15, 2011 13:18
This is assuming that all women believe that Valentines Day is special or important. Sorry I am one of the many women who don’t care about Valentines Day, I would prefer to be treated nice 365 not just cuz it is Valentines Day.
It did seem to temporarily cure my acid reflux. My stomach went into a state of shock and it’s sitting in the corner rocking back and forth, whimpering uncontrollably
Like Valentines’ just fine. My hubby is just fine thanks! I’m not that extreme.
Forwarded that to the wife and she said ‘Thats SICK!’ … I replied ‘So are you disputing what is said??’ … Crickets chirped after that …
Well, someone could manufacture chocolate penises stuffed with money…
I OBJECT!!
Um…yeah I do. For some reason. Guess I don’t know why. Carry on.
“Thought about puttin’ on a pinstripe suit n’ using the whole drum to peck a heart out on the side of the shed forya babe.”
“That’s so sweet,, but isn’t the lawnmower in there?”
“Well, yeah,, but it’s been takin’ sides against The Family recently,, “
Response to LC Xystus @:
I suspect someone’s already taken care of the first part of that.
This is assuming that all women believe that Valentines Day is special or important. Sorry I am one of the many women who don’t care about Valentines Day, I would prefer to be treated nice 365 not just cuz it is Valentines Day.

Not to rip of Allahpundit or anything….BUT!
Oh My.
I hope everyone had their heart on for Valentine’s Day.

Helen “Kill Dem Joos!” Thomas sent her annual VD card to the man who makes her moistest the mostest…
Response to BC, Imperial Torturer @:
I had just popped a couple of tums due to acid reflux and that just made the whole mix in my stomach curdle …

.Response to LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist @:Th’ chile ‘aint right, ah tell ya
It did seem to temporarily cure my acid reflux. My stomach went into a state of shock and it’s sitting in the corner rocking back and forth, whimpering uncontrollably
Response to BC, Imperial Torturer @:
You are one sick, twisted, evil bastard.
Regarding the original photo of this thread, what exactly is Debbie Downer sitting on? It looks like a black washcloth covered in I’d-rather-not-say…
Getalis, that’s not a washcloth… those are her mudflaps.
My husband forwarded this to me.
Heh.
So BC!