Sent to us by an old LC, who shall remain nameless… (Who stole requisitioned it from somewhere)

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emily_nelson
emily_nelson
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February 14, 2011 22:25

Like Valentines’ just fine. My hubby is just fine thanks! I’m not that extreme.

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
Guest
February 14, 2011 22:36

Forwarded that to the wife and she said ‘Thats SICK!’ … I replied ‘So are you disputing what is said??’ … Crickets chirped after that … :em95:

LC Xystus
Guest
February 15, 2011 03:17

Well, someone could manufacture chocolate penises stuffed with money…

LC Anniee451
LC Anniee451
Guest
February 15, 2011 03:19

I OBJECT!!

Um…yeah I do. For some reason. Guess I don’t know why. Carry on.

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
Guest
February 15, 2011 05:31

“Thought about puttin’ on a pinstripe suit n’ using the whole drum to peck a heart out on the side of the shed forya babe.”
“That’s so sweet,, but isn’t the lawnmower in there?”
“Well, yeah,, but it’s been takin’ sides against The Family recently,, “

irish19
irish19
Guest
February 15, 2011 09:58

Response to LC Xystus @:
I suspect someone’s already taken care of the first part of that.

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Guest
February 15, 2011 13:18

This is assuming that all women believe that Valentines Day is special or important. Sorry I am one of the many women who don’t care about Valentines Day, I would prefer to be treated nice 365 not just cuz it is Valentines Day.
:em93:

Patrick
Guest
February 15, 2011 18:43

Not to rip of Allahpundit or anything….BUT!

Oh My.

:em02:

The Lone Haranguer
The Lone Haranguer
Guest
February 15, 2011 18:45

I hope everyone had their heart on for Valentine’s Day.
:em02:

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
Guest
February 15, 2011 19:39

Response to BC, Imperial Torturer @:

I had just popped a couple of tums due to acid reflux and that just made the whole mix in my stomach curdle … :em38: :em38: :em95:

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL
Guest
February 15, 2011 20:50

.Response to LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist @:Th’ chile ‘aint right, ah tell ya

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
Guest
February 15, 2011 20:54

It did seem to temporarily cure my acid reflux. My stomach went into a state of shock and it’s sitting in the corner rocking back and forth, whimpering uncontrollably

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
Member
February 15, 2011 21:08

Response to BC, Imperial Torturer @:
You are one sick, twisted, evil bastard.

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
Guest
February 15, 2011 21:10

Regarding the original photo of this thread, what exactly is Debbie Downer sitting on? It looks like a black washcloth covered in I’d-rather-not-say…

Lady H
Guest
February 16, 2011 13:20

My husband forwarded this to me.

Heh.

So BC!