Allahpundit and Hot Gas About Pissing their Pants Now

You know that when, on the night of president SCOAMF’s state of his diapers address, Allahpundit digs out a story about Nancy Lugosi’s allegations from last December about “secrets” she know about Newt Gingrich that she was about to violate the law by talking about, a story that didn’t get much traction back then because, well, who’s this “Newt” fellow anyway.

Heck, even Romney’s Flatulence, as the site ought to be called by now, hardly gave it any attention. After all, their Preferred Candidate was still Inevitable™ at the time and, besides, objectively such a threat to violate every rule in the book is just disgusting, no?

Until it might help your Golden Boy against a terribly plebeian peasant like Gingrich, at which point it’s time to barf the archives all over the site again.

Pathetic, Allahpundit, even for you. And that’s saying something.

Little Green Hot Air Balls any time soon? What’s the over-under on that?

Thatisall.

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Elephant Man
Elephant Man

Since the “Ex-wife says Newt is horny philandering monster!!” meme of the week turned out to be a non-starter, the scramble was on to fill the meme gap for this week. Looks like the “Pelosi has a sooper sekret about Newt that will blast his political career into oblivion!” meme is the one they settled on. I might vote for… Read more »

LC Ted
LC Ted

The problem is, dear emperor, Newt is as much a cog in the party machine as the inevitable one™. My analogy is Obama is driving America off a cliff at 120MPH. Romney & Newt would still drive it off the cliff at 50MPH. We’re talking about Newt, right? the guy who talked big to conservatives in ’94 the contract with… Read more »

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

The real sad thing is that Allahpundit consistently defends his “lack of bias” when confronted in the comments section along with the “faithful”. Shades of LGF indeed……I find that behavior utterly dishonorable.

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

LC Ted @ #2: Sigh. Best of a bad lot. You’re right, unfortunately… I’ve written to Allen West several times and asked him to suck it up an run for POTUS, but he keeps ignoring me. No surprises there, I think he wants to finish his term before he jumps on the bandwagon. BUT, he’d make a helluva Defense Secretary.… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Igor, Imperial Booby says:

Better yet, Sec. of State – think of all the heads that would explode if he or John Bolton got the job!

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Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

Elephant Man says: Given the modus operandi of moonbat democrats, I’m betting it’s something along the lines of “Newt propositioned and groped me while we were having our climate change smooch-fest! He’s a horny, philandering proponent of man-made global warming!” If it were Nancy Puglosi that he allegedly groped and propositioned, that alone would disqualify him, imo. LC Ted says:… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

I could only stand ten minutes of the SOTU address.

Can’t believe the audacity of the dope.

Mark12A
Mark12A

Wow, there’s an idea for the title of a book.

“The Audacity of the Dope”.

Freaking brilliant.

LC Random Numbers
LC Random Numbers

GOD ENDORSES NEWT GINGRICH!!! (Heaven, Eternity) Responding to the statement By Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi’s office that ”The ‘something’ Leader Pelosi knows is that Newt Gingrich will not be President of the United States. She made that clear last night,” God issued the following statement: Damnit! Now Nancy has gone and made another fucking prediction. I will therefore have to move… Read more »

LC Ted
LC Ted

LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. @ #: I was for Cain until he dropped out, then i was for Perry until the same. My hope is the idea of newt being the nominee scares the party so bad that they have no choice but beg someone to get in. Fox News reported this yesterday, they mentioned Daniels from IN. I don’t… Read more »

LC Xealot
LC Xealot

This whole race has been a farce. The Republican party feels like it’s self-destructing. Then again, the whole country feels that way, so I guess it’s not confined to the party alone. According to statistical surveys, 54% of America is Democrat. This is why the Republican party top brass feels like they have to have a Romney (effectively Obama II… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Romney Advisor: No Obamacare Repeal Posted by Erick Erickson (Diary) Wednesday, January 25th at 9:10AM EST 146 Comments As Ben Domenech notes in his Transom, Mitt Romney’s advisors have now advised him to support “a $2 gas tax, a VAT, and open Taliban talks.” Add to that list not repealing Obamacare. Norm Coleman, an advisor to Romney, went on record… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Newt’s response to the “Wicked Bitch of the West” was a simple “Put up or shut up you old hag. Oh if you think Allahwhatshisname is in a panic of his beloved Mittens, Take a look at this: Romney won’t repeal Obamacare Even Ed Morrissey had to write about it. I have a picture of Allahpunter curled under a desk… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

They say that Obama is ineligible to be POTUS due to his father being from Kenya. Mitts father was from Mexico, same difference???

LC Random Numbers
LC Random Numbers

Now Romney is using Pelosi’s fever dream in advertisements. This is AFTER it has been widely revealed that her “secret” has less flesh on it than her face! What’s next, Larry Flynt?!! I’ve had it! I WAS going to hold my nose and my breath, step into the polling booth, and punch the Republican ticket no matter the nominee, but… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

If any of you need a laugh: here’s comedian Steve Bridges doing a satirical impression of Barry HUSSEIN Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm!

The Administration has tried to put a stop to Bridges’ act, because Obama has made it known that he is deeply offended.

Make sure your sound is on and just click on the link below:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3gydqqm

Mark12A
Mark12A

Obama offended? I’m offended every time I have to see hat jug-eared idiot intruding on my television set. Apparently Obama was also offended by Jan Brewer’s comments. I may have to move to Arizona and vote for her.

Hope he doesn’t wet himself. Assclown.