But as the pig-bothering pisslamic shit sacks were already deceased, no useful intel was obtained:

Maybe it’s just us, but we’re pretty sure we can hear one of the dead Talibanimals humming “Singing in the Rain.”

What we’re seeing is, of course, not what it seems. The Marines had observed that the Hirabis were on fire and were trying their best to, helpfully, put the fires out with whatever they had at hand. Improvise and adapt. Well done!

Needless to say, the outrage, OUTRAGE is deafening across the blogosphere. How could they so disrespectfully treat the noble bodies of our valiant enemies??? It’s not like any one of the cadavers, prior to their overdue assumption of room temperature, might have been strapping bombs to little girls, beheading captive infidels with rusty scimitars or blowing up nuns. Oh, wait…

Of course CAIR, the unindicted front organization for pisslamic terrorism, is howling like stuck pigs which, needless to say, is music to our ears. Nothing that makes them scream like little bitches can possibly be a Bad Thing™. If you haven’t yet pissed off those fifth columnist swine, you’re not doing it right, so get your shit together already!

Not to mention “a couple of dead swine being pissed upon” ranks extremely low on His Imperial Majesty’s scale of Outrage™. We’re slightly disappointed, though, that they didn’t do a number two on them as well. If they had, Time would have made them Persons of the Year, just as they did for the Occutard shitting on a police cruiser. Oh, but that’s DIFF’RUNT!

Of course, now that the video has been leaked, the Corps pretty much has to pretend to give a shit. Our only hope is that they follow the mold of the Royal Danish Army and announce, five minutes after having promised a full investigation, that they have found, after a thorough review and interview with all parties involved, that the video doesn’t prove anything conclusively so, move along. Nothing to see here. Yes, that is the way it’s done over there. And once Army High Command states that there’s nothing to see, there is. nothing. to. see.

It’s our way over there of saying: “Dear hyperventilating civilians who sent us over here to get shot at, blown to shreds and otherwise inconvenienced in utterly brutal ways so that you could stay safe and snug in bed at home: War is nasty, brutal and ugly. That is why you send us to do it so you won’t get your hands dirty. If you don’t like how we perform your bidding, you are welcome to come take over. We wouldn’t dream of standing in your way. So put up or shut up, please. Warm regards from the ones whom you sent, because we sure as fuck didn’t write our own marching orders. Have a nice day and, by the way, YOU’RE WELCOME!”

Funny thing is: In all of my years, I never saw the tender-hearted, twinkletoed Hinterland Hypocrites take the Armed Forces up on their generous offer to come demonstrate their “kinder, gentler way” of warfare. We’ve often wondered why that is. Yes, that was sarcasm.

The thing is, the very bottom line: The Armed Forces don’t ask to be sent, they’re sent by the very same hypocrites who, when confronted with the harsh realities of a situation that they didn’t have the guts to deal with themselves, get the vapors and call for the persecution of those whom they sent. I spit on them. If they don’t like what they demand done in their names by better men than they can ever hope to be, they can just not issue the order to go.

War ain’t bean bag, and those on the sharp, brutal, life-threatening end of the spear can’t be expected to behave like good Catholic Choir Boys in the midst of death, danger and mayhem. You drop somebody in a toxic environment, toxic behavior is going to ensue and, as long as that behavior doesn’t include brutal treatment of innocents I couldn’t care less if I studied Advanced Indifference at Don’t Give a Shit University for two decades.

To those who still don’t get it, I repeat the offer: Suit up and go show the rest of us brutes how it’s done. Go teach the world to sing in perfect harmony while your buddies, your brothers whom you know better than anybody in the world and with whom you’ve gone through hell on earth, are getting shot, blown up, mutilated and brutalized all around you. You go do that and show us backwards Neanderthals how to maintain your cheery disposition and fair and open-minded behavior towards those who murdered the guy you went through The Suck™ with, his brains getting splattered all over your face. Please. DO IT!

Or shut the fuck up.

As to you Marines who needed to let off some steam in the middle of the shit: Carry on. Just make sure that nobody leaks the video the next time.

Thatisall.

P.S.: And please, for the love of G-d, don’t anybody give us the old tired “this is only going to inflame the Hajjis further and help their cause” line, will you? Because we were getting along just dandy up until now, weren’t we? We’re not in this war, or at least we shouldn’t be, to get the animals to love us. We’re in it to get them to fear us worse than hell itself. At least if we even want to dream about winning it. And if we’re not in it to win, then why the fuck bother?

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JakeTheSnake
JakeTheSnake
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January 12, 2012 01:16

We’re number one!!!!!!!! (ahem)

LC BOATS
LC BOATS
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January 12, 2012 01:19

And if we’re not in it to win, then why the fuck bother? That is the problem because the politicians just put us there to ( make a statement) not to win otherwise why in the hell would they put our troops in harms way and then tie their hands behind there backs by ROE. The rules of engagement should… Read more »

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts
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January 12, 2012 01:29

My Liege
These Leathernecks should be decorated for instructing the locals in improvisational hygiene. Pee is sterile. Considering the usual state of uncleanliness in Asia, a golden shower is a marked improvement in a land where there are none of the municipal indoor variety to which we are so accustomed.

SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.
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January 12, 2012 02:01

I had FB post from an old High School acquaintance (58 years old, Buddhist, gay(NTTM)) and still going to school …her post: What if we were evolved to the point where we could have a President say (and be taken seriously): “Okay, everyone. On Thursday, I’d like to ask all 300 million of us to spend at least 20 minutes… Read more »

SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.
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January 12, 2012 02:09

(NWWT) was suppose to be (NTTM). I can’t even blame that one on fat fingers.

Erbo
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January 12, 2012 02:16

You know, Colonel Nathan Jessep was a raging asshole, and what he did in the movie was unquestionably wrong, but most of the speech he gives is dead-bang, 100% correct: I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then… Read more »

simonwise
simonwise
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January 12, 2012 03:15

If my grunts want to empty their bladders on dead pieces of sheep banging turds, then I’m buying the beer.

And it won’t be that 3.2 shit they served in every slopchute I’ve spent time in .

It’s gonna be good :em05: quality American beer like Samuel Adams.

OOH RAH and Semper Fi

GGE
GGE
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January 12, 2012 04:57

If I was their NCO I’d find the guy who took the video and administer a smack down, and then instruct my Marines to NOT FILM THE EVIDENCE FER FUCKSAKES! What goes on patrol STAYS on patrol.

Otherwise…carry on.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
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January 12, 2012 05:40

LC Darth Scoundrel says:

If I was their NCO I’d find the guy who took the video and administer a smack down, and then instruct my Marines to NOT FILM THE EVIDENCE FER FUCKSAKES! What goes on patrol STAYS on patrol.

Otherwise…carry on.
LC Darth Scoundrel recently posted..The Firefly Has Landed

Exactly! :em01:

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
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January 12, 2012 06:27

Sorry, Your Majesty. I disagree. Short of someone who actually has had family members directly involved in a terrorist attack, no one despises these people more than me. While serving in Iraq, a group of these folks kidnapped, raped, and slaughtered a group of little school girls. Then they laid out their bodies next to the school with a sign… Read more »

Hvy Gunner 0331
Hvy Gunner 0331
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January 12, 2012 08:22

Hate to say it, because I completely understand the motivation of the Marines in the video, and I can’t I wouldn’t have done the same, but the good Padre is right…

Teufelhunden_JD
Teufelhunden_JD
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January 12, 2012 09:45

LC Darth Scoundrel says: If I was their NCO I’d find the guy who took the video and administer a smack down, and then instruct my Marines to NOT FILM THE EVIDENCE FER FUCKSAKES! What goes on patrol STAYS on patrol. Otherwise…carry on. LC Darth Scoundrel recently posted..The Firefly Has Landed +1. NCO’s need to learn how to manage the… Read more »

Mark12A
Mark12A
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January 12, 2012 09:53

I read “God Is My Copilot” years ago about the Flying Tigers, and one of the scenes in the book was one of the pilots kicking the burned upper torso of a Japanese pilot back into the flames of his buring plane (sorry, but the entire passage has slipped my memory…). The crux of it was that he said, “you’ve… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
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January 12, 2012 09:56

LC Gunsniper says: LC Darth Scoundrel says: If I was their NCO I’d find the guy who took the video and administer a smack down, and then instruct my Marines to NOT FILM THE EVIDENCE FER FUCKSAKES! What goes on patrol STAYS on patrol. Otherwise…carry on. LC Darth Scoundrel recently posted..The Firefly Has Landed Exactly! Precisely. And, btw, so fucking… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
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January 12, 2012 10:18

SoCalOilMan, K.o.E. says: I had FB post from an old High School acquaintance (58 years old, Buddhist, gay(NTTM)) and still going to school …her post: What if we were evolved to the point where we could have a President say (and be taken seriously): “Okay, everyone. On Thursday, I’d like to ask all 300 million of us to spend at… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
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January 12, 2012 10:22

I understand the good Padre’s point of view and agree completely….

but I gotta say:

piss on them all

LC Old Dog
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January 12, 2012 10:39

Were I back in a PSG slot in this instance, I would start with the Squad Leader. Behind closed doors I would jerk a knot in his ass and inform him that the next idiot who films ANYTHING while on Patrol without specific direction from G-2 (passed through myself or the LT.) is going to wish he had never been… Read more »

angrywebmaster
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January 12, 2012 11:24

There is a discussion on this on Facebook. Someone who agrees with you, (And me and most of the people here), basically said “What’s the big deal? Look at what the Taliban does to dead bodies of their victims.” Of course someone from the “Moral Equivalency” class showed up and said that it makes us look bad doing this. Someone… Read more »

VAconservative
VAconservative
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January 12, 2012 12:09

It’s gonna be good quality American beer like Samuel Adams. Well, some of the 28 different brews I’ve had from that Boston outfit were actually decent. I’d vote for a few ambers, like Fat Tire (Colorado) and Lakefront (Wisconsin). Or if they’re really adventurous, a few IPA’s like Stone (California, actually not too far from the jarhead base out there… Read more »

LC Draco
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January 12, 2012 12:29

LC Darth Scoundrel says:

If I was their NCO I’d find the guy who took the video and administer a smack down, and then instruct my Marines to NOT FILM THE EVIDENCE FER FUCKSAKES! What goes on patrol STAYS on patrol.

Otherwise…carry on.
LC Darth Scoundrel recently posted..The Firefly Has Landed

EXACTAMUNDO!!!! :em01:

FrankOK
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January 12, 2012 13:07

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says: Are you fucking kidding me? Morons such as this that make me want to feed 99 percent of the world’s population into a woodchipper! LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch recently posted..Atheists Who Give Atheists a Bad Name Email if you need assistance with the wood chipper – I have my own candidates… Read more »

FrankOK
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January 12, 2012 13:09
SicSemperTyrannus
SicSemperTyrannus
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January 12, 2012 14:30

I don’t know what I think of this. Thank you @11 for being the conscience of our troops. We’re never going to win hearts and minds, but this damages the Corps’ honor. Thank you @9 and @13 for stating the tactical mistake of taking video in a combat zone. Posting it on Facebook (or Twitter, or YouTube) was a greivous… Read more »

Iacobus
Iacobus
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January 12, 2012 14:54

Those Marines…they inspire me. :em01:

CAIR can go fucking die in a fire, preferably slowly.

LC SecondMouse
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January 12, 2012 14:54

I respect the good Padre’s words on this subject, and I do wonder why it is our boys feel they have to make such a mess by videotaping things they have to know will stir up some shit.

But I confess that a little voice in my head is telling me to ship these Marines a couple cases of this

bruce
bruce
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January 12, 2012 15:22

it could have been worse,they could have wacked their heads off with an intrenching tool. :em05:

LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An
Member
January 12, 2012 16:24

*snark on* I am perhaps a tad confused. Were they not treating the jihadi’s with the same care and attention that the Institutional Republicans treat the Patriot movement? I mean, I have been pissed on by them many times, and they always tell me it is raining, and that I should be grateful. *snark off* As an example, I note… Read more »

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952
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January 12, 2012 16:58

I guess I’m, just demented guys, for I just can’t seem to give a shit. And I generally respect the dead. Generally…..Piss on them and their complaints. While yer at it, keep cutting the clits out of gals, honor killing men, women and girls. Gotta’ keep your priorities in order, right? Assholes! I’d bet a weeks pay a lot of… Read more »

nealinnevada
nealinnevada
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January 12, 2012 17:17

If they wore uniforms I’d be pissed off…but you don’t wear a uniform and go against us, you ain’t shit and I don’t care. I keep hearing in my head that Everly Brother’s song: Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain Telling me just what a fool I’ve been I wish that it would go and let me cry… Read more »

Cannon Fodder
Cannon Fodder
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January 12, 2012 17:57

Are we even sure that those guys really pissed on those bodies? I didn’t see a single penis showing in the video or a urine stream for that matter. For all I know they were faking it with water through a plastic tube or something as a joke. But, who really knows? That video quality sucked.

Mark12A
Mark12A
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January 12, 2012 18:37

Emperor Misha I @ #:

AND be able to say it with a straight face.

That goes a LONG way…

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
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January 12, 2012 22:05

Just me, but, I wouldn’t want to contaminate my piss that way.

Southern Libertarian
Southern Libertarian
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January 13, 2012 00:43

LC Darth Scoundrel says: If I was their NCO I’d find the guy who took the video and administer a smack down, and then instruct my Marines to NOT FILM THE EVIDENCE FER FUCKSAKES! What goes on patrol STAYS on patrol. Damn right. If I was their NCO they would be doing some serious corrective training. Not for the act… Read more »

0352crumb crunch
0352crumb crunch
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January 13, 2012 01:54

Couldn’t give a shit about the pissing, it’s actually quite funny…but I do find fault with whoever there NCO’s were. Some things you don’t record or photograph, or let junior LCPLS record or photograph. I learned that the hard way when my wife got a hold of my external hard drive from Iraq. But if there weren’t NCO’s standing there… Read more »

GGE
GGE
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January 13, 2012 08:11

Hvy Gunner 0331 says: Hate to say it, because I completely understand the motivation of the Marines in the video, and I can’t say I wouldn’t have done the same, but the good Padre is right… sigh…yeah, he is. That’s why we have Padres, to keep us honest. That being said…I still would have grabbed the guy that did the… Read more »

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
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January 13, 2012 09:00

Emperor Misha I @ #: Your Majesty, Appreciate your words here. Learning to hate the enemy is certainly an attempt of the war-trainers to make the unthinkable more palatable. On the other hand, we don’t do a very good job in the end because human nature is not to hate, but to love. The only way we stir to violence… Read more »

AyUaxe
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January 13, 2012 10:50

Southern Libertarian @ #: +11! Our guys are better than this BS. But they’re human and susceptible to the occasional act of poor judgment. It’s not so much that there’s anything wrong with utterly disrespecting terrorist scum–because there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that–but there’s something to be said for having enough self-respect and maturity to not do stoopid sheet or… Read more »

Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere
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January 13, 2012 11:16

And I fail to see how pissing on a dead body gets us further down the road of vanquishing our enemy. I beg to differ. If their OUTRAGE!!!111!! forces them to out themselves and act out of emotion without thinking first, I think that it does get us further down that road, and might be helpful in the identification of… Read more »

Mark12A
Mark12A
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January 13, 2012 11:17

What can I say? At least they didn’t take any ears. We (collectively) did that in the SEA suck a lifetime ago plus used dead VC and NVA for chairs. My uncle did the same sort of thing in Korea; I imagine before that other relatives did it to dead Japanese soldiers in the Pacific. My ancestors took a few… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
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January 13, 2012 13:11

Theyve identified the Marines and verified the pics. All hell will now break loose from the Left.

(guess they should have beheaded them, like they did to Pearl)

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
Guest
January 13, 2012 13:17

Where is Code Pink in all this like they were during Abu Grahib ???Where are the calls for Pannettas resignation like there was for Rummys during Abu Grahib??? Hypocrites on the left

LC Panzermann
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January 13, 2012 15:01

I dunno, maybe it’s my teutonic contempt for human decency, but I don’t think that anybody who has ever served his country as a soldier could really be outraged or even interested by this. This is war, this is the release (no pun intended) after battle or patrol. This is simply what happens in war under certain circumstances. None of… Read more »

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
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January 13, 2012 16:43

LC Panzermann @ #: Could not disagree with you more. In fact, your comments are a bit offensive to me. I served in Iraq. Got shot at…got mortared. Mustafah is a lousy shot, which explains why I’m here. In addition, I’ve served my country for nearly 22 years in the military. This is not “blowing off steam”, it is engaging… Read more »

LC Panzermann
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January 13, 2012 18:30

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain @ #: Fair enough, Chaplain. These were immoral acts, no doubt about it, not trying to deny it. But from where I stand, they just pale somewhat in comparison to other immoral acts that are committed in war, mostly by our enemies. I am not saying that this is an example to emulate in the field, but… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
Member
January 13, 2012 18:36

Representative Allen West puts things into perspective masterfully.

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
Guest
January 13, 2012 19:15

LC Panzermann @ #:

No harm; no foul, my friend.

God bless you!

-Jim+

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy
Guest
January 13, 2012 19:21

So let me get this straight, its moral to kill them using whatever means necessary but immoral to piss an em when they are dead..

To suggest that this behavior was immoral seems a bit much. Unseemly yes, immoral no.

LC Wil, S.C.E.
LC Wil, S.C.E.
Member
January 13, 2012 19:53

Ship those Devil Dogs some of this Best IPA I’ve ever had, and at 8.3 %, just the thing for a long winter’s night. Goes well with moderately spicy (Texas moderately) foods. —————————————- Padre, while I agree in abstract with your thoughts in # 11, we have tried “turn the other cheek” with these cave dwelling barbarians, and it simply… Read more »

Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere
Guest
January 13, 2012 20:51

I gotta go with Troy on this one. “Immoral”? How are you defining the term? I can see “disgusting” for the faint of heart, I can see “disrespectful” for those who might think that they are deserving of respect in repose, I might even concede that this robbed the dead of dignity, if you were inclined to believe that they… Read more »

LC Panzermann
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January 14, 2012 04:14

Troy, Blackiswhite “Immoral”? How are you defining the term? I was looking at this as immoral simply from our own cultural set of morals. That we would usually apply at any time and with no regard to the nature of moral footing enemy. In short: “Western men don’t urinate on bodies.” It’s just something that we generally do not do.… Read more »

LC Old Dog
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January 14, 2012 04:51

LC Panzermann @ #: I think that for “Western Men” you are mentally substituting “European Men”! I am Scots-Irish and one of our insults is that ” I will Piss on your Grave”! How far is that from “I will Piss on your Body”? The act is not the problem as it leaves intact bodies to bury, unlike Islamist asshole… Read more »