(Via American Power):

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFCXLc_pkfY[/youtube]

And there you have it. Anti-Semites, check. Socialists, check. Violent, check. Mildly to severely retarded, check.

Here’s a hint, twinkletoes: You’re not the 99%. You’re the 1% on the other end of the bell curve. The 1% who, quite frankly, makes His Imperial Majesty wonder if eugenics really is such a bad idea after all.

Briefly. Because we believe that everybody can be redeemed. Besides, you’re just the result of a couple of decades of intense, liberal brainwashing, something that was only allowed to occur because too many good people sat on their bloody arses and did nothing to stop it. We can’t really blame you for that.

So welcome to the Imperial Recovery Program. You’ll only have to roll up your sleeves and understand a few, basic concepts about how the real world outside of your parents’ basement works and then you, too, can become useful to humanity.

1) You’re not owed a damn thing by anybody until you’ve earned it. Just as you never found yourself owing the local Apple Store $5,000 until after you greedily grabbed every bloody gizmo in there and swept daddy’s credit card through the Magic Money Machine on the counter.

2) You don’t work, you don’t eat. A corollary to the above. Yes, we know that mom and dad served you food all day long as you were growing up and yes, we know that they had this wonderful magic pantry and ice box that kept themselves full at all times. Here’s a hint: It wasn’t fairy dust that filled them up.

Remember all those hours mom and dad spent away from home while you were sitting around moping about how they didn’t spend enough time appreciating the wonder that is you? You know what they were doing? They were working so that your ungrateful little arse could wander into the kitchen at all hours and find something to eat. Welcome to the real world. Now it’s your turn to keep the pantry and ice box full. You don’t have to like it, just as long as you understand that none of the rest of us have an obligation to feed you.

3) So you really want to work or, as the case might be, “work”, but you can’t find anybody wanting to employ somebody with the Master’s in Gender Studies that you wasted $100,000 acquiring because all of the other useful degrees had Math or something equally difficult in them? Time to recalibrate your expectations, then, because it isn’t anybody else’s job to feed your useless butt while you sit around waiting for a $200,000/year sinecure in Gender Studies to fall into your lap.

If you have no useful skills, now would be a good time to start acquiring them. Start out small. Those potatoes aren’t going to peel themselves, nor does the trash in the streets get eaten by trash fairies while you’re sleeping. No, it’s not “beneath you.” At this point, nothing is “beneath you” since you’re currently as useful to society as teats on a bull. So get started. Make yourself useful. It’ll pay the bills until your fantasy job comes along and, more importantly, it will keep the rest of us from wondering if it wouldn’t be better to just turn you into Soylent Green.

4) You’re young, so you think you know it all. That’s normal. Here’s what’s also normal: You don’t know shit and the rest of us who do don’t give a simmering, slimy shit about what you think you know, so just shut the fuck up and get back to work, m’kay? If you have a complaint or a suggestion, write it on a piece of paper and slip it into the Complaint Box. We promise never to read it and, we assure you, in 20 or so more years when you do know something, you’ll be grateful that we never did.

Just embrace these simple rules and we’ll all get along fine.

If you don’t, then… We won’t. A capisce?

Thatisall.

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readerjp
readerjp
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January 1, 2012 23:19

I wonder what would happen if some Jew said that black people in this country control everything and that’s why it’s going to the dogs.

Alan K. Henderson
Alan K. Henderson
Member
January 2, 2012 01:41

From my newly-published Predictions for 2012:

Occupy Wall Street protesters will storm the Republican convention, only to recoil in horror as delegates approach them with soap-on-a-rope and garden hoses.

simonwise
simonwise
Member
January 2, 2012 03:14

Al Capp (cartoonist) depicted the OWS-type morons back in the 1960’s absolutely perfectly in his cartoon series “LiL Abner”.

Cept he was kickin anti-vietnam war douchebag’s asses at the time.

Funny how the times change but the same Liberal rhetoric, and the same long-haired, unwashed creeps keep popping up generation after generation!

kwongdzu
kwongdzu
Member
January 2, 2012 04:54

They are useful for testing the stopping distance of freight trains. At least, I think that’s why they laid down on the train tracks …

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952
Guest
January 2, 2012 09:03

:em05: :em05: :em05:
Indeed…a mind is a terrible thing to waste……….may God help them facing any real adversity in their lives, I cannot imagine, mercifully, I cannot imagine…………..that gut twisting stress they have yet to comprehend.

LC FX Phillips
LC FX Phillips
Member
January 2, 2012 09:11

The brain dead and the brainwashed being apologized for and incited by malign, half educated , morally repugnant and intellectually bankrupt hypocrites from the Hollywood left and the media/ government complex. Someone needs to explain to these short bus rejects i.e they weren’t even smart enough to be able to board the short bus (both the former and the latter)… Read more »

LC Light29ID
LC Light29ID
Guest
January 2, 2012 11:40

These little pricks and prickeets spent their early years being told by mommie and daddy that they were “special” and “exceptional.” Then they went off to Party n’ Puke U were daddy wrote the checks and the kid racked up tuition bills that will never be paid off because the interest rate is higher than from a loan shark. They… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
Member
January 2, 2012 12:04

The 1% who, quite frankly, makes His Imperial Majesty wonder if eugenics really is such a bad idea after all.

Do NOT feel lonely. These are an example of the reason for belt fed weapons.

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952
Guest
January 2, 2012 12:23

What have they learned to do?……No doubt many would feel my work was beneath them due to their useless college degrees. Looking back to yesteryear, I remember arising at four AM before my sophomore, junior and senior years in high school to feed and water the horses, dogs, cats, pigeons, chickens and gawd knows what else. Then too, after school,… Read more »

LC Roguetek
LC Roguetek
Member
January 2, 2012 14:20

worthless fucks. When I was 13 I got a Sotz ‘Monster Maul’ for cristmas, for splitting wood.

And I was happy to get the damned thing, it made splitting wood a lot easier. even if it did weigh 25 pounds.

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
Member
January 2, 2012 14:38

I’m just fucking sick and tired of hearing about these worthless assholes and their mentors and promoters. Let’s just light the fucking fuse already … the sooner it starts, the sooner we can start cleaning up and rebuilding.

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
Member
January 2, 2012 16:25

WE are the 40%. (Est. residences containing firearms)

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Member
January 2, 2012 17:03

I got it pretty good now…..I’m 57 years old, live on an acre of land in a nice house, own 5 guitars (counting the new Christmas present), own 4 guns (hoping to make it 5 real soon), I drive a 2003 Ford Explorer v-8, the wife drives a Mercedes E-350, and we own property both as an investment and future… Read more »

angrywebmaster
Member
January 2, 2012 17:17

You aren’t going to BELIEVE what I just found out. Columbia University is offering a class in Occupy Wall Street.
:em08:
I just finished writing up something about it.
Simply unbelievable.
:em07:

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy
Member
January 2, 2012 17:30

angrywebmaster @ #: Im sure Berkley will be updating their curriculum with a similar class. Not surprising in the least as Colombia has been a Marxist breeding ground since the early sixties. I place the blame on the ignorant parents that allow their children to attend this “school.” Interesting that our Potus (may he crash and burn) attended this establishment,… Read more »

Southern Libertarian
Southern Libertarian
Member
January 2, 2012 17:33

Alot of good points you bring up in your article sir. Just a couple of things I would like to delve deeper into. 1. I agree 100% on the uselessness of an individual going out and getting a degree in Liberal Arts or whatever. Alot of people have bought into the myth that somehow everyone needs a 4 year degree… Read more »

Southern Libertarian
Southern Libertarian
Member
January 2, 2012 17:42

As far as creating jobs in this country I got a plan that is so simple that even a caveman could understand it. A flat tax of 10%. No exemptions, deductions period. Make a dollar, Pay a Dime. This would apply to all income across the spectrum whether it is from personal income, corporate income. I would also eliminate the… Read more »

angrywebmaster
Member
January 2, 2012 17:58

Southern Libertarian @ #: All good ideas. Now I never went to collage. I attended classes for my job as needed and did one heck of a lot of reading. I’ve also run into a couple of HR types who can’t get past the idea that really bright people might not have gone to collage. I usually ask them when… Read more »

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952
Guest
January 2, 2012 18:27

Nothing to be proud of. As far as I’m concerned, it’s just the way you get ahead…..that’s all

I’d say its a damned lot to be proud of, Jaybear……, and grateful to God, too…
The common theme I noted in your comment was work……, seemingly a four letter word to many occupiers, kinda’ like bath and soap.

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts
Member
January 2, 2012 19:10

Someone posted over on DC about these ambulatory roadkills.
“I asked for two Occupiers for Christmas; one to crap on and the other one to cover up the first.” :em05:
I second the motion. And I wish to add for such an occasion a most severe gastric eruption of pumpkin splatter is called for. :em05: :em05:

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
Admin
January 2, 2012 19:11

I don’t see what the hot blonde slut at 2:19 is bitching about. The Capitalist system is what allowed the Wall Street cock that she wishes she could be sucking to get rich and pay for a better piece of ass than herself. Oh wait. now I get it.

Southern Libertarian
Southern Libertarian
Member
January 2, 2012 19:20

One of the best things about the community of this blog is that we all know the value of hard work and self-discipline in order to achieve our personal goals in life. Granted, all of us have endured tough times and some of us are still going through a rough patch or two but the common theme that I have… Read more »

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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January 2, 2012 19:25
LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
Member
January 2, 2012 21:47

Oh yeah.

That’s precisely what I needed to watch immediately after a thirteen hour drive from Pennsylvania plus the blizzard while traveling through Indiana.

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:23

Seconded.

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952
Guest
January 3, 2012 00:00

I believe that no matter what happens we will persevere.

I agree, SL..too damned stubborn to do anything else. We pick each other up when we get knocked down, dust off our britches, and get back into the fray.

LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel
Member
January 3, 2012 05:29

Y’all tell me if I’m wrong, but to me what these little assbrained fleabags are screaming and bawling for is the equivalent of demanding to enter the military as an O-5 right out of high school. Everyone here has obviously had to work hard and dirty jobs in the past, myself included, and these little pukes consider themselves above that… Read more »

NR Pax
NR Pax
Member
January 3, 2012 06:32

I swear, even in my long-haired, leather jacket clad, left-leaning, Democrat voting days, I never felt that The Man owed me anything beyond leaving me alone as long as I was obeying the law. I went the Community College route, transferred to a school in the Cal State system, took out loans and then took whatever job I could grab… Read more »

LC Xystus
Member
January 3, 2012 17:38

…all of the other useful degrees had Math or something equally difficult in them… That’s my excuse for not attempting graduate studies the one time I was interested–the program in question somehow included (scary) mathematics. LC Roguetech: When I was 13 I got a Sotz ‘Monster Maul’ for cristmas, for splitting wood. I did a little of that many years… Read more »

Shaitana
Member
January 3, 2012 23:41

I was fresh out of the army a mere 17 years ago. I went to a Tier One College (go Gators) living off my College Fund that I received in lieu of a sign up bonus. I had to live off 800 a month and still pay tuition. When I got engaged, the two of us were rolling in dough… Read more »