Merry Christmas Rotties!

We were out of pork rinds, so the fat man gets cookies this year.

In all seriousness, Merry Christmas to all of you wondrous people I have the honor of calling my family and friends. Tonight at Mass I asked my Princesses what Christmas was really all about. They said “It’s about the birth of Jesus.” So I asked them why we give presents, to which they answered “Because the Three Kings did.” Then I asked “What’s the greatest gift ever given.”

“When God gave us His only Son.”

So my dear friends on this night of nights, when the glory of God was revealed first not to kings and royalty, but to the lowliest of shepherds, may the joy of the Nativity of our Lord be with you and yours, today, and all of your days.

“Glory to God in the highest, and on Earth peace to men of good will.”


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LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist

Let us all remember you can’t have Christmas without CHRIST

Merry Christmas one and all

LC Proud Infidel


LC Draco

Merry Christmas and Blessed be to all!!!


A happy Yule to one and all!

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut

Hey Crunchie, two things,

1) Everbody have a Merry Christmas

2) What in the everloving hell did Jolly Ole St. Nick do to you that you would leave him that Clydesdale Piss, thats a sure way to get coal in your stocking :em05:

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

LC Orwin,
Be thankful for beer; there is an entire population of pagan Muslim who must live their lives in the hot deserts quite without beer. Beer has prevented ever so many more fights than it has started.

Touched by a humble ambience, this church in a small town playing to a full house. The lights, the singing, even Santa walking down the aisle………. I missed a familar presence once next to me, but not the presence of God…reflected in the hundreds of gentle souls attending to celebrate this gift of God………an unspoken courtesy shown by all. Having… Read more »

LC Gunsniper

Merry Christmas to all!

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

to all my fellow Rotties and especially to my friend Cave: Father in Heaven, we thank you for this celebration of the birth of our Savior, we thank you also for this Christmas season spent with family and friends. Grant us peace and guidance in the coming year….give extra care and comfort to those among us who have lost a… Read more »

Igor, Imperial Booby

Merry Christmas, all!

Especially to you, Caveman, your beloved Mary is safe now and out of pain. Nothing more precious than family, nothing greater than the Gift Heavenly Father gave us of His Son. Hang in there, buddy.


Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Blessed Yule to all Rotties.
BTW, I gotta second what ORWN said. It’s Christmas. Why couldn’t you just leave him an actual beer?

LC SecondMouse

Hmmm. That might explain why my beer fridge was a little light today. Either that or number one son home from college :em03:

Merry Christmas to all, and a special wish for health and happiness to all the members of the military serving out of reach of family on this day.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

A Joyful Celebration of the true meaning of this day. May The Lord smile on you, and give you Peace.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Merry Christmas all.

LC hilljohnny

Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing says:

What in the everloving hell did Jolly Ole St. Nick do to you that you would leave him that Clydesdale Piss

ORWN, free beer is. by definition, good beer. 😉

Merry Christmas to all.

Lady H

Nice post, Crunch.

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

Fine piece of fathering, Crunch … it shows when you bring ’em up right.

Merry Christmas to one and all! Our Heavenly Father gave us a gift of infinite worth, all we have to do is accept it.

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain

To the entire Rottie Universe,

Receive this blessing:

The Lord bless you and keep you. The Lord make his face to shine upon you, and be gracious unto you. The Lord lift up his countenance upon you, and grant you His Peace.



Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R

Bit late, but what with us hosting the family gathering yesterday and being sick as a dog at the same time, I’m doing good to remember to post at all. I do hope that everyone had a Merry Christmas. We ourselves were dealing with a painful absence, that once graced our number, but the good memories helped ease us through.… Read more »

Elephant Man

Belated Merry Christmas to everyone!


WOOOFFFF ! (so says my Golden) Bud’s owned by a Belgium firm. How about some good old American beers. And hefty beers with body and some real kick for winter that help fight off that winter chill. There are some decent ones from the west coast but we won’t talk about much in the Peoples’ Republic of Kalifornistan. But that… Read more »

LC Spare Parts

Ask and your bartender shall serve. Billy Busch is back in brewing with his new offering called Kraftig. It’s Real beer: that is like Adolphus’ Budweiser. And for bitter drinkers there is Magic Hat Not Quite Pale #9. Good stuff. Schlafly did a dopplebock for a couple seasons but it didn’t sell. They are just too much for most people… Read more »


LC hilljohnny @ #:
Point taken. BTW, I think you once said you were interested in pipes. If so, you might check my etsy site at I have a couple listed.

VA and Spare: those options sound right tasty. I’ll have to check my local Binny’s Great Wall o’Microbrews.

LC FORGER - Monster Hunter

Merry Christmas and best holiday wishes to all y’all fellow Rotterians… May there be all the peace and love of The Lord upon you and your families…

LC FORGER - Monster Hunter

And to my friend Caveman, I am hugging you as tight as I can.

Christmas blessings and good tidings for the coming year to all y’all.
Mike H.


Merry Christmas, everyone! on the Second Day of Christmas. 🙂

The story of the little girl and her daddy reminded me of this beautiful old hymn. Enjoy, and may the Lord keep you in the palm of His hand.

Emperor Misha I

OK, Crunch, so I’m OK with the Bud (reluctantly), if for nothing else then for their support of our troops, and I don’t mean “just” for their great commercials, particularly the “heroes’ welcome” one. No, also for their support in creating a brew allowing our servicemen and -women to chug down as much as they want and STILL be able… Read more »


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BC, Imperial Torturer

Hey, Crunch, give me a call on the Batphone. I lost your number when my old phone got run over by a tractor on a fire.