Who needs the perks of being first lady when you can be pampered like the first pooch? That was Michelle Obama’s thinking when she told Barbara Walters that she’d like to come back as Bo the dog.
She’s certainly ambitious. You have to give her that. Of course, she’d have to shave first.
As for the president, he didn’t name one person or canine he would like to come back as.
Any canine would do, as far as SCOAMF is concerned.
That way he’d finally be able to get his balls washed without announcing a press conference first.