Fuck You Cordially, Yankees

We’ve done it before, we’ll do it again. If you don’t want us, then we’ll just part ways.

Only this time, you’ll get your fucking arses kicked if you try to interfere with us.

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We will fuck you bad. So don’t even try it.

We’re patriots. We believe in our Oath. We’ll defend the Union as long as it’s worth defending. We will die for that Oath willingly. But we will not die for a fucking joke.

Keep that in mind. And keep in mind also that dying is not a big deal to us as long as it’s a good death. We know where we’re going. We know where you’re going. If you’re eager to get there, we will be only too happy to oblige you.

We love this country. We owe our lives to this country and what she stands for. You fuck with that, you’re dead. Or we are, but you’ll know that you’ve been somewhere, as we like to say.

Don’t. Tread. On. Us.

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OK, we’ll stop now. But we chose this soil. This is our hill. This is where we will die. We are proud. We love this land.

Thatisall.

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LC LucysDaddy--Imperial Tire Warranty Expert
LC LucysDaddy--Imperial Tire Warranty Expert
December 2, 2011 04:30

I know this is off topic, but just wanted to check in and let all my Rottie brothers and sisters know that tonight at the Cooper Tire plant in Findlay, Ohio (where a certain Rottie with a beautiful daughter named Lucy happens to be a supervisor at) there will be a “human chain” comprised of the asshat locked-out union members… Read more »

NR Pax
NR Pax
December 2, 2011 07:35

?! Did I miss some news story or is this just general annoyance with us Northern types (Asks the resident of the People’s Republic of Maryland)?

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
December 2, 2011 09:05

NR Pax says:

Did I miss some news story or is this just general annoyance with us Northern types (Asks the resident of the People’s Republic of Maryland)?

Sometimes I think they’re still pissed because they lost. I think mostly it’s just because we have the audacity to still be breathing. Hard to say for sure. :em05:

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
December 2, 2011 11:15

LC LucysDaddy–Imperial Tire Provider @ #:

UNIONS are a cancer that must be excised

LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy
December 2, 2011 11:25

LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. @ #: We lost because: 1) We didn’t have an endless supply of new-meat coming in on the ships from Europe every day, to press into Grant’s meat-grinder-excuse-for-tactics ‘military service’ against their will. (see ‘draft riots’ -1863) 2) Lee wasn’t willing to burn, rape, pillage and slaughter his way through every area of Confederate victory –… Read more »

LC Xealot
LC Xealot
December 2, 2011 11:40

My opinion: A Second Civil War is in America’s future. Although, I’m not sure it’d be North vs South.

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
December 2, 2011 13:24

LC MuscleDaddy @ #: Chill, MD, I was trying to lighten the mood. The war ended a LONG time ago, and I, for one, am getting tired of it being rehashed. Just as slavery was a stain on our history (hopefully never to be repeated), so was the war. It happened. Learn from it, and move on. There are more… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
December 2, 2011 13:31

Ok, the resident Civil War obsessive has to weigh in here: LC MuscleDaddy says: We didn’t have an endless supply of new-meat coming in on the ships from Europe every day, to press into Grant’s meat-grinder-excuse-for-tactics ‘military service’ against their will. (see ‘draft riots’ -1863) The draft riots were in the North, New York city was especially hard hit until… Read more »

LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy
December 2, 2011 14:10

Emperor Misha I @ #:

Indeed – ‘These United States’ were a glorious thing the likes of which had never before been successfully demonstrated in the history of man.

This United States’… well – that was just the beginning of becoming (however slowly) just like everyone else.

Again.

– MD

LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy
December 2, 2011 14:16

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #: “The draft riots were in the North, New York city was especially hard hit until burnt out regiments fresh from the Gettysburg battle came in and fired on the rioters.” Right – that was my point – Grant had an unending supply of promising young men to throw away – coming in… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
December 2, 2011 14:32

Emperor Misha I says: The War of Northern Aggression was a victory for centralized, tyrannical government and said centralized tyranny has only gotten worse with each passing year since. And who’s to say that the CSA would not have ended up as the USA is today, had it been given the chance? As I understand it, the Confederate constitution was… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
December 2, 2011 14:55

LC MuscleDaddy says: The War of Northern Aggression How can you, with a straight face, call it that when it was the Confederacy that started shooting?. You know, firing on Fort Sumter, which the federal government paid the state of South Carolina for in gold in the 1820s. I do not question the right of the states to secede, but… Read more »

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby
December 2, 2011 15:25

Okay, people – get over the Civil War already!!! We’ve got bigger fish to fry, most of ’em The Establishment Boys (and Girls). Jaybear, agreement in full – I’m from a First Families of Virginia stock (maternal side), Portland Oregon as well (paternal side). I’m a mutt. I’m an American, damnit… (pardon my language) Robert E. Lee truly was one… Read more »

NR Pax
NR Pax
December 2, 2011 15:39

As I understand it, the Confederate constitution was not all that different. There were a few differences. One that I liked was that the President could only serve one six-year term. Over here is the text of the document. I get that way as the time approaches where a bunch of Northern pansies (present company excluded) will get together to… Read more »

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
December 2, 2011 16:35

Even though South Carolina technically fired the first shot, the first act was committed by the North when the US Navy resupply ship entered South Carolinian territorial waters headed for Fort Sumter, without permission.

LC LucysDaddy, Good luck and God protect. Your cause is just.

Elephant Man
Elephant Man
December 2, 2011 16:57

Whenever there’s a Civil War/War of Northern Aggression ‘dust up” at The Rott, this classic Warner Brothers cartoon comes to mind: 😆

Dog Gone South

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
December 2, 2011 17:24

Emperor Misha I says: no pardon required, because you are, of course, absolutely correct. My bad for stirring up a shit storm, I’m afraid. hey…..what are you apologizing for? you’re talking Civil War here…..I almost called in sick so I could stay home and talk all things Billy Yank and Johnny Reb all day….. just wait ’til I get home…..then… Read more »

ZeektheCruel
ZeektheCruel
December 2, 2011 17:30

Good G-d Almighty and save the little children. Where to start on this one? First, “Yankee” in the context of the rebel flag, Marse Robert, “Bonnie Blue Flag” bullshit is different than who I think you are referring to. The “Yankees” you are describing are RINOs. If they are not careful, they will become a modern version of the Whigs… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
December 2, 2011 17:54

ZeektheCruel says:

The “Yankees” you are describing are RINOs

Then they need to be referred to as RINOs. To do otherwise presumes that there are no RINOs south of the Mason-Dixon line, and I don’t believe THAT for a moment. :em03:

Mandrake
Mandrake
December 2, 2011 18:46

ZeektheCruel says: I notice you dance around the central issue. I didn’t see the word “slavery” come up anywhere in your litany of reasons on how the lost cause is similar to ours. Our cause is not their cause. And if it is for you, then my cause is different from yours. I fight against slavery. I will fight against… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
December 2, 2011 19:08

Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it, and those insufficiently flexibly intelligent enough to see the comparison are but tools of the oppressor. It’s NOT the North/South, but the left/right. This will be nowhere near as clear cut a comparison for some. And “slavery” was a last minute addition to the reasoning courtesy of Mrs Lincoln, not the… Read more »

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
December 2, 2011 19:23

My apologies for being slightly off topic but as we’re sort of speaking of lefty arrogance here .. Did you know OWS is awarding its own Purple Hearts? Link And one of the first to get it is none other than that media darling Scott Olsen, the ‘Marine Veteran brutally injured by the police at OccupyOakland’ Blood pressure rising ….… Read more »

Orion
Orion
December 2, 2011 19:38

Well, getting back to the original spirit of The Emperor’s post….

Fuck you too, Johnny Reb. 🙂 See you mid-field, brother. (Although for this next Civil War, I have a feeling we’ll be on the same side.)

Orion

ZeektheCruel
ZeektheCruel
December 2, 2011 20:34

Emperor Misha I @ #: Your Lordship, I disagree. South Carolina issued it’s Declaration of Secession opening with: The people of the State of South Carolina, in Convention assembled, on the 26th day of April, A.D., 1852, declared that the frequent violations of the Constitution of the United States, by the Federal Government, and its encroachments upon the reserved rights… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
December 2, 2011 21:37

Emperor Misha I says: OR re-writing history might be pretending that everything was happiness and roses and peaceful coexistence in a paradise on Earth in the antebellum years, right up until one morning in 1861 when the righteous North got out of bed and said “let’s go fight a war to end slavery.” The founders knew that slavery was a… Read more »

LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy
December 2, 2011 22:01

ZeektheCruel @ #: I didn’t dance around a fucking thing – the South fought for the right to preserve their own freedom from distant-rule and maintain their own sovereignty – and you can take “refused to surrender to justice fugitives charged with murder, and with inciting servile insurrection in the State of Virginia” and Unleash Teh Fury in AllCaps to… Read more »

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
December 2, 2011 23:24

Emperor Misha I says: So they seceded, and it was the secession that made the North attack, not to end slavery, but to put those damned unruly States back in their place so the Union wouldn’t lose its bread basket and tax base and, more importantly, so that no other States would start getting funny ideas when they found themselves… Read more »

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
December 3, 2011 00:02

Emperor Misha I says: As to the “re-fighting lost battles” I plead guilty, but that’s only because I, every once in a while, get utter sick and bloody tired of the dumbed down, PC propaganda version of the War. I’m not saying that version is 100% wrong, what I’m saying is that it leaves out too much in order to… Read more »

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
December 3, 2011 00:45

Jaybear, MuscleDaddy, Misha I. SInce the topic has wandered into Civil War Territory…. and since the anniversary is coming up shortly. May I present my own family and homeland’s connection to that war.

On my mother’s side of the family my ancestors rebels. They had their backwoods home and wanted nothing more than to be left alone.

Tallulah
Tallulah
December 3, 2011 03:48

Well, y’all, I agree with General Longstreet, CSA: “we should have freed the slaves and THEN fired upon Fort Sumter.” My Southern roots go back to Jamestown, Virginia, 1607. (Dad likes to joke that the Mayflower crowd are arrivistes.) Three-fourths of our ancestors fought for the South; one-fourth fought for the North, out of Pennsylvania and New York. As Shelby… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah
December 3, 2011 04:02

The War Between the States isn’t ancient history yet: to use Lincoln’s phrase, the “mystic chords of memory” are being deliberately plucked by the ace propagandists among the Enemy every time they try to smear modern patriots as “racists.” Likewise, they have changed the True BLUE Americans’ color to RED[NECK]. (Simultaneously shedding the “Commie pinko bastards” snakeskin.) Think about that… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
December 3, 2011 10:34

Emperor Misha I says: As to the “re-fighting lost battles” I plead guilty, but that’s only because I, every once in a while, get utter sick and bloody tired of the dumbed down, PC propaganda version of the War. I’m not saying that version is 100% wrong, what I’m saying is that it leaves out too much in order to… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
December 3, 2011 11:01

Slavery was wrong, no doubt. BUT several “facts” remain generally untold when speaking of it. For example: Did you know that the average life expectancy of a “native african” in the jungles of Africa was 27 years, while a captured slave living in the south in the 1800s had a life expectancy of 49 years?? That the infant mortality of… Read more »

December 3, 2011 12:02

As a very high ranking General ask me once:

Gen: Sgt, are you a Yankee or a Southerner?
My reply: Sir, I’m from South Dakota and we were to busy fighting the fucking Sioux and Cheyenne to give a rat’s ass.

He smiled.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
December 3, 2011 12:04

Emperor Misha I says: Give us more then, please, Jaybear. I enjoy few things more than talking about the War of Northern Aggression with you, because you’ve forgotten more about it than I’ve ever learned. Don’t do that man…..I could talk it all day. I gotta go get our Christmas tree and finish lighting up the outside of the house… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
December 3, 2011 13:05

There seems to be a lot of misunderstanding and misinformation about Ft Sumter. I give you these truths from the US Archives On December 26, 1860, six days after South Carolina declared its secession, U.S. Army Major Robert Anderson abandoned the indefensible Fort Moultrie and secretly relocated companies E and H (127 men, 13 of them musicians) of the 1st… Read more »

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
December 3, 2011 13:36

LC Gladiator says: Slavery was wrong, no doubt. BUT several “facts” remain generally untold when speaking of it. For example: Did you know that the average life expectancy of a “native african” in the jungles of Africa was 27 years, while a captured slave living in the south in the 1800s had a life expectancy of 49 years?? That the… Read more »

Mike M
Mike M
December 3, 2011 14:44

LC Light29ID

I just purchased The Politically Incorrect Guide to the Civil War. Thanks for the tip.

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
December 3, 2011 15:24

LC Light29ID @ #: 45

The reviews there are a blast to read, some funny stuff. They do however prove my point. Many folks refuse to listen to facts. They have their belief about the war between the states and truth be damned.

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
December 3, 2011 16:11

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan says:

Many folks refuse to listen to facts. They have their belief about the war between the states and truth be damned.

Truth according to whom? No one involved is alive today. The north has its “truth,” and the south has its “truth.” I suspect the real truth is somewhere in the middle.

LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy
December 3, 2011 16:47

LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. @ #: The north has its “truth,” and the south has its “truth.” Indeed – I remember spending a couple of grammar-school years in Chicago, where we learned that the ‘Civil War’ was over Slavery and the South was entirely populated by evil racists who wanted to keep their Darkies. (I was unpopular with those teachers..… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
December 3, 2011 17:05

LC MuscleDaddy says: Besides – if I could produce a living Confederate, able to provide a first-hand account contrary to the History you’re comfortable with – wouldn’t you probably accuse him of ‘romanticizing’ or otherwise guilding the lily for his own benefit/aggrandizement? No more than you would do the same to a union soldier. Would you believe HIS account? I… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
December 3, 2011 18:46

LC MuscleDaddy says: Indeed – I remember spending a couple of grammar-school years in Chicago, where we learned that the ‘Civil War’ was over Slavery and the South was entirely populated by evil racists who wanted to keep their Darkies. (I was unpopular with those teachers.. who were all lock-step on the topic..) It’s still taught like that MD….and trust… Read more »

ebrown2
ebrown2
December 4, 2011 00:18

Here are the -official- representatives of the seceded States making their arguments for other states to join them:

http://civilwarcauses.org/commish.htm

According to them, the people who were the -ambassadors- of secession, the preservation of slavery is the one overriding issue that motivated their actions against the Union.

redc1c4
redc1c4
December 4, 2011 00:55

while y’all are savaging each other, i’d just like to point out that Los Angeles is *south* of the Mason – Dixon line….

so don’t you ever call me a Yankee if we get a chance to move out of the People’s Republic.

LC Xystus
LC Xystus
December 4, 2011 03:47

Apparently our resident contradictor had enough sense not to weigh in on this discussion.

Orion@27.

See you mid-field, brother. (Although for this next Civil War, I have a feeling we’ll be on the same side.)

The blue & gray together against the red, pink & green (giving colors their traditional meanings, not those of Lamestream map fill).

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby
December 4, 2011 12:37

LC Xystus @ #54:
I’ll go for that, brother, I’ll go for that.

Close ranks and FIRE!