You’ll Take Our Christmas Lights From Our Cold, Dead Hands

Thanks to a tip from our sestrichka, Princess Natasha, we learn that there’ll be “hell to pay” from the pisslamic subhuman cretinoids if we don’t immediately stop celebrating Christmas:

Faithful Muslim leaders in Europe and their allies in United States begin a campaign to stop all of us from wishing each other “Merry Christmas”. According to their document just released, we should all go to hell for even putting up Christmas lights.

Making them sound an awful lot like our domestic liberals and the ACLU, but we’re sure that’s a complete coinkydink. We wouldn’t want to appear Visigothy and “unhelpful”, after all.

The pisslamists/ACLU/liberals get the vapors and go into full hysterics whenever Christmas is mentioned, asserting that it’s the End of the Republic if somebody is allowed to say “Merry Christmas” in a public place and, somehow, we’re the “phobics?”

But keep phlucking that chicken, you imbeciles, because if it has any effect at all, it’s to give us a sudden urge to decorate everything with Christmas lights, wear a Jesus tie and a Santa hat and begin every sentence we utter with a “Merry Christmas” in hopes that it will finally cause your intolerant, bigoted, simian skulls to implode with impotent fury.

Oh, and as to the pisslamic impotents’ threats of “hell to pay?”

We’re quaking in our boots. Really we are. Shivering with fear as we zero our scope one more time and make sure that every part of our scary assault rifle is carefully cleaned and lubed.

Pink mist makes the Baby Jesus smile, after all.

Thatisall.

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November 21, 2011 17:37

To these muslims and liberals I say Fuck You.. …and a very Merry Christmas…… :em07:

AyUaxe
AyUaxe
November 21, 2011 18:01

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS…….

And a happy f’n time in Hell to pisslamists everywhere.

LC Draco
LC Draco
November 21, 2011 18:02

As a Wiccan, who celebrates Christmas……FUCK YOU!!! We have 14 Christmas trees and so many lights we can be seen from space. And I am armed, if anybody wants to screw with them. BTW…my wife (also a Wiccan) is a Christmas nut. It is the spirit of the season, not just one day! We show our spirit year round, Christmas… Read more »

LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
November 21, 2011 19:15

Fuck ’em all. Time to go full Griswold.

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts
November 21, 2011 19:27

I say we sic the Jehovah’s Witnesses on ’em. They don’t have any holidays. :em07:

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
November 21, 2011 19:35

I’ll give up my lights if I can decorate with piked pisslamic clerics…… I’m willing to compromise.

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog
November 21, 2011 19:43

Let them come by and complain to my face. I would love to introduce them to “Betsy”. Ask the Emperor, I am sure he remembers “Betsy”.

Hint to all it Starts with C and ends in .45 ACP.

LC Jackboot IC/A
Admin
LC Jackboot IC/A
November 21, 2011 21:00

Well, so far no corporate position against relaying the appropriate greetings on our customers, so far and we have the “word never to be uttered” plastered all over the place.

Isn’t it just an unfuckingbelievable coinky-dink that the left often finds themselves on the same side as the terrorists, odd that eh?

November 21, 2011 21:35

Better than wishing “Merry Christmas” to them (sorry no cussing in this one): ???????? ????? ??? ?????????????? ??????????? ???????. ???????? ???????????? ???????? ??????????? ??? ???????? ????? ??????????. ?????????? ????????? ??????? ?????????? ?? ????? ???? ???????????? ?????????? ??????? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ??? ???????????? ????????????? ???? ???????? ???? ??????????. ?????? ??????????? ?? ??????????? ?? ???????? ??????? Translation: Our Father, which art thou… Read more »

November 21, 2011 21:41

Damn, seeing the The Lords Prayer in arabic would be so galling to them….

November 21, 2011 21:46
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
November 21, 2011 21:49

We Christians ( and yes you Wiccans Draco) are what’s good in this world….you muslims are what’s evil. Islam has not contributed one positive thing to the world, nothing in architecture, medicine, art, science, engineering, music, technology, literature, sports, education……or decency. so us celebrating Christmas offends you eh? wanna know what offends me???? the way you kill innocent people worldwide… Read more »

November 21, 2011 21:52

Little off topic but Pugs Slugosi is bashing Catholics. Sorry for posting the whole thing but this will disappear: Pelosi Bashes Catholics: “They Have This Conscience Thing” Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is at it again, bashing Catholics for their pro-life position when she has promoted abortion in defiance of Catholic Church teaching at every turn. This time, Pelosi is… Read more »

November 21, 2011 22:00

I’m thinking this would be a nice holiday merriment; all lit up with floods!!1!!

November 21, 2011 22:03

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Try here

Lady H
Lady H
November 21, 2011 22:22

Merry Christmas, and may G-d bless you (and show you all the Light). *Trying to love my enemies…*

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse
November 21, 2011 22:26

Hmmm. I think we will be having roast pork for Christmas dinner this year.

Lady H
Lady H
November 21, 2011 22:26

Speaking as a Roman Catholic, Pelosi is a CINO. (“Catholic in Name Only.”) If the US Bishops had real courage and wanted to send a good message to us, they’d excommunicate her. I know in some parts, believe it or not, priests, bishops, archbishops will not give her Holy Communion. Those who do are no worse than Judas Iscariot. Blood… Read more »

Special Ed
Special Ed
November 21, 2011 22:44

So, Jaybear, without all the PC gobbledegook, what are you trying to say?

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
November 21, 2011 23:06

Special Ed says:

So, Jaybear, without all the PC gobbledegook, what are you trying to say?

Frohes Weihnachten, Mele Kalikimaka, Feliz Navidad,

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
November 21, 2011 23:10

Anybody know where I can score a couple of boxes of bacon flavored candy canes? I want to spread some Christmas cheer with the local mosque in Kenosha.

I just hope the stocking cap will fit properly over the pig mask.

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
November 21, 2011 23:45

LC Spare Parts @ #: The JWs don’t care if you celebrate or not. They won’t try to force you not to celebrate, and they would appreciate it if you didn’t try to make them celebrate. They’re more a live and let live type of group. Now, the pisslamists are welcome to try and force me to conform to their… Read more »

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
November 22, 2011 00:18

Yup….Full on Griswald is what I am thinking too. :em01:

Tallulah
Tallulah
November 22, 2011 00:59

Why on Earth should we care what the Satan-worshippers think?

They can wave their teeny-weenies all they want: there are only 2 million of them and over 300 million of us.

Hey, this could be fun!

lc purple raider
lc purple raider
November 22, 2011 01:28

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says:

the world would be a better place if the lot of you were incinerated…..

Hell Yeah. :em01:

Oh, all adherents of the Islamic death cult: Fuck You.

And Merry Christmas!

FabioC.
FabioC.
November 22, 2011 01:34

And you know what’s the absurd part?

Here in Indonesia – a country which is roughly 80% islamic – around Christmas it’s christmas trees and christmas lights all over shops and malls and very few seem to be offended by the greeting “Selamat Natal”.

LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel
November 22, 2011 02:21

Dear Rotties, and everyone else: MERRY CHRISTMAS, ONE AND ALL!! To any and all offended heathen muzzie ogres: GO CARBOMB YOURSELF!! To the ACLU’s heathen liberal lackeys: FUCK YOU TO DEATH UP THE ASS SIDEWAYS WITH A THREE FOOT LONG BROKEN GLASS DILDO WHILE YOU’RE SITTING AND SPINNING ON A DIARRHREA-SOAKED PILE OF TANGLED, RUSTY CONCERTINA WIRE RIGHT AFTER YOU’VE… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
November 22, 2011 03:20

AyUaxe says: MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS……. And a happy f’n time in Hell to pisslamists everywhere. LC Draco says: As a Wiccan, who celebrates… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
November 22, 2011 03:25

LC Light29ID @ # 10: Oorah!

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
November 22, 2011 03:29

Secondmouse @ # 17: :em01:

Elephant Man
Elephant Man
November 22, 2011 04:25

LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R. says:

Fuck ‘em all. Time to go full Griswold.
LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R. recently posted..The Thrill is Gone, Baby

Amen to that. :em01:

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation – Christmas Lights

irish19
irish19
November 22, 2011 11:06

LC Draco @ #:
A Happy and Blessed Yule to you and yours.

emily_nelson
emily_nelson
November 22, 2011 14:53

LC Gunsniper @ #:
If you go to http://www.baconsalt.com you should be able to find some there. They make and sell everything bacon!

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
November 22, 2011 17:09

dEAR mOHAMMAD

yOU ARE A FAGGOT
nO lOVE gLAD

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
November 22, 2011 20:58

They gotta’ be hatin’ us, our lights stay up all year. Tradition, y’know. :em07:

LC hilljohnny
LC hilljohnny
November 22, 2011 23:17

LC Gunsniper says:

Anybody know where I can score a couple of boxes of bacon flavored candy canes?

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Bacon-Candy-Canes.html
best i can do on short notice.

LC Dread Pirate Geoarrge
LC Dread Pirate Geoarrge
November 23, 2011 08:19

I have a feeling that “Disciples of the false prophet, come forth” in Arabic calligraphy would make a wonderfully provocative display.

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
November 24, 2011 10:58

LC Proud Infidel @ #:28
Infidel, no Ogre of my acquaintence would ever consider becoming an Islamist. Our race has more class and intelligence than that. You owe ogres everywhere an apology. For shame!

LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel
November 24, 2011 18:19

LC Ogrrre @ #:
Duly noted, Sir, the word Ogre simply took less space then “inbred fleabag towelheaded goat molester”