If I Had a Hammer…

…I’d go to one of the lice and scabies-infested Occutard Obamavilles and try to bash somebody’s head in with a hammer…

Actually, no. Not only are the ‘tards providing us with endless entertainment as they continue their OccuFAIL, it seems that they’re perfectly capable of handling the hammering themselves.

Demonstrators said that the victim of the assault was banging on a drum to wake protesters to participate in a morning cleanup exercise, raking leaves so the city could collect them. The morning cleanup had been decided at the previous night’s general assembly, though many people at the camp were not there.

When the man started drumming to wake the camp, Schisler allegedly told him to stop and when he didn’t, smashed the drum head with the hammer, protesters said. In the ensuing confrontation, Schisler hit the man – a protester who has been active in park governance and maintenance – in the head…

His Majesty is, for the record, not a morning person either, but still…

Obviously, Schisler is yet another Tea Party Infiltrator™!

Somebody stop this before we die laughing, please.

Thatisall.

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November 20, 2011 21:59

His Majesty is, for the record, not a morning person either, but still… Neither is moi. That’s why MC Boot Camp sucked even more. In addition, most of my career was being required to be on duty before even the fucking milkman or paperboy rolled out of the rack. And, people asked why I drank two quarts of coffee before… Read more »

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Tallulah (@tallulah)
November 21, 2011 01:29

In more cheerful news, the Obamavillians have gone to #17 East 79th Street to bang drums and protest outside Mayor Bloomerpants’ multi-million-dollar townhouse. Funny, though: somehow when it’s His Majesty [spit] that’s involved, SOMEHOW they can control the crowd and keep them around the corner! Bloomberg is also known as “Ole Gnat ‘Nads.” Anyway. Some of the stock exchange and… Read more »

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard (@ogrrre)
November 21, 2011 16:40

LC Light29ID @ #:
Only two quarts? Wuss! :em07: