Some Animals are More Equal than Others

Sorry, but we just have to expound a bit on our esteemed Subotai’s find in his post below. It is simply too full of irony and Occutard Epic FAIL to let pass. Also, in case some Occutard browses by (assuming that he/sh/it hasn’t had his/her/its $5,000 laptop stolen yet), we’re sure that he/sh/it would like to know what the Glorious Leadership is up to while the useful idiot rank and file of the National Temper Tantrum are huddled in tents, freezing their arses off and trying not to catch a communicable disease.

A key Occupy Wall Street leader and another protester who leads a double life as a businessman ditched fetid tents and church basements for rooms at a luxurious hotel that promises guests can “unleash [their] inner Gordon Gekko,” The Post has learned.

The $700-per-night W Hotel Downtown last week hosted both Peter Dutro, one of a select few OWS members on the powerful finance committee, and Brad Spitzer, a California-based analyst who not only secretly took part in protests during a week-long business trip but offered shelter to protesters in his swanky platinum-card room.

Forget for a moment the sweet, sweet irony of the Occutards hanging out with one of Teh Enemy™ and let us focus, instead, upon Peter Dutro, as shining an example of hypocrisy and corruption as you’ll ever find in the leadership of a “people’s movement.”

Meanwhile, Dutro, 35, one of only a handful of OWS leaders in charge of the movement’s $500,000 in donations, checked in on Wednesday, the night after police emptied Zuccotti Park.

That would be the half a million bucks that Dutro and his fellow Orwellian pigs are hanging onto with a tight-fistedness that would make Scrooge McDuck blush with embarrassment. But, of course, at $700/night and sandwiches costing $18 a pop, that money won’t last very long if they’re just handed out to the “protesters” that it was donated to.

While hundreds of his rebel brethren scrambled to find shelter in church basements, Dutro chose the five-star, 58-story hotel, with its lush rooms and 350-count Egyptian cotton sheets. He lives only a short taxi ride away in Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn.

“Taxi?” That’s for proles. Surely the W can rustle up a limo ride for one of Teh People’s Chosen Ones?

“I knew everything was going to be a clusterf–k in the morning,” he told The Post, alluding to Occupy’s own disruption plans. “How would I get over the bridge when they were shutting it down?”

We’re sure many of your “comrades” asked themselves that very question as they were trying to rub the sleep out of their eyes in the morning, getting the circulation in their extremities rolling and scratching the lice in their hair. But then again, they don’t have half a million bucks, do they?

The tattoo artist-turned-Occupy money man took the elevator up to the fifth-floor welcome desk, where a disc jockey spins tunes and guests enjoy a vista of the growing freedom tower.

He said he spent $500 of his own money to get the room because he wanted a good night’s rest ahead of the cause’s two-month ceremony the next day and raucous post-raid protests.

Oh sure you did. After all, which tattoo artist/occasional student doesn’t have that kind of money laying around to spend on five star hotel rooms?

“I knew . . . there was a high probability of getting arrested,” he said.

And that just won’t do when you’re one of Teh Chosen Ones™. That’s what the Useful Idiots are for, don’t you know?

“I wanted a nice room.

Unlike your “comrades” who were more than happy and content with the possibility of a corner of a damp basement somewhere.

That’s OK. Not everybody there is dirt poor.”

Particularly not the chief pigs sitting on half a million bucks of their money.

Occupiers told The Post that they witnessed other General Assembly and group leaders stay in both the W Downtown and the Marriott Hotel — and said that key players were not present when cops stormed Zuccotti.

Of course they weren’t! They were busy at an all-you-can-eat lobster and champagne buffet somewhere, doing Teh People’s Business™.

Ungrateful proles.

Now storm those police barricades again, peasants! The revolution won’t fight itself, you know.

Ever get the feeling you’ve been played, Occutards?

No? Give it a bit, it’ll come to you eventually. And then you’ll have all of the rest of your lives to cherish the butt-hurt.

You’re welcome.

Thatisall.

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LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel

Normally I would say you can’t get any more fucked up than that, but with this crowd of idiotic fleabags, I have to ask, what are we gonna see next that’s even more fucked up? Marse Soros is NOT gonna be happy with one of his useful idiots getting caught like that, these OWS’ers are nuttier than a Supertanker full… Read more »

Lady H
Lady H

Sorry, OT, Sire, but I think I just saw a flying pig, followed by a unicorn.

My job dropped when I watched THIS.

(Chris Matthews interview—)

single stack
single stack

I read on a different blog that Dutro works for the accounting firm of Deloitte which is who handles NRAs elections ballots.

LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An
LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An

Yeah, I am a wordy bastard. And I felt inspired. Below please see the text of an email I just sent to Deloitte on their corporate web site; deloitte.com. Gentlemen: I encountered the following article in the NEW YORK POST, “Golden Tents for some Occupiers”. nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/wall_street_cra_pad_s31YWPjPTt0TYuxLGnu7IK In it, one of your employees, a Brad Spitzer, admits that he has joined… Read more »

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

I suspect we will soon learn that Deloitte has decided to provide Mr. Spitzer with more time to pursue his erstwhile support of the occupy movement. Freshly ‘debunked’, he will then have every opportunity to sample the living arrangements of his fragrant fellows on a somewhat more permanent basis. I imagine the memory of those Egyptian cotton sheets will fade… Read more »

week-long business trip If he’s using a D&T corporate credit card for this then I wouldn’t give squirt of rancid horse piss (aka Budweiser) for his stupid ass. Anybody and everybody who has had or currently has a government travel card or a corporate expense card knows full well the consequences of using that card for other than it’s intended… Read more »

Iacobus
Iacobus

Even funnier were the comments from the Occuthugs on the New York Post’s page. Ran the gamut from “teh Post is teh mouthpiece of the eeeeevil News Corp.!!!!21!!@one!” to “They spent their own monnnneey!” to “You guys don’t KNOW what Occupy is really about!” (Apparently, neither do they.)

Awesome email there, LC Sub. :em01:

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

One can only hope that this information brings a “moment of clarity” to a small percentage of “the movement”.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

LC TerribleTroy @ #:9
While that is not completely outside the bounds of possibility, I for one, would prefer to bet on a verified occurrence of the spontaneous formation of a snowball in an operating blast furnace.