In Other News, Accomplice to Mass Murder AG Holder Starts Flirting with Perjury too

Suddenly remembering that why, yes, he did know about No Mexican Drug Cartel Left Unarmed™ a lot sooner than he’d sworn earlier

Attorney General Eric Holder flip-flopped his Operation Fast and Furious testimony during a Tuesday Senate Judiciary Committee hearing. During a May 3 House Judiciary Committee hearing, Holder told Congressional investigators at least twice that he had only learned of the controversial Operation Fast and Furious gun-walking program a “few weeks” beforehand. But testifying Tuesday, Holder’s timeline changed.

His new testimony amounts to an admission that he misled Congress during that May 3 hearing. House oversight committee chairman Rep. Darrell Issa and Rep. Jason Chaffetz both asked him during that hearing when he had first learned of “Fast and Furious,” and he answered the same way twice.

“I did say a ‘few weeks,’” Holder clarified Tuesday, responding to questions from Vermont Democratic Sen. Patrick Leahy, who chairs the Senate Judiciary Committee. “I probably could’ve said ‘a couple of months.’ I didn’t think the term I said, ‘few weeks,’ was inaccurate based on what happened.”

“A few weeks”, “a few months”, what’s the difference? Tell that to Scooter Libby who was convicted for not being able to accurately recall, to the last minute detail, a conversation he’d had years prior.

Not important. What is important is that Holder mass-shipping illegal guns to known criminals in Mexico, leading to hundreds of murders, is positive proof that we need more gun control, according to Holder:

“On March 10, I testified about this matter before the Senate Appropriations Committee. So, clearly, by the time I testified in may, before the House Committee I’d known about Fast and Furious for several weeks, as I indicated, a couple of months. The focus on which day, which month in some ways is a bit of a distraction.

Entirely avoidable if you hadn’t been lying through your teeth the whole time, of course.

It does nothing to address what I think concerns us most and that is the flow of weapons from the United States across the Southwest border,” Attorney General Eric Holder said to the Senate Judiciary Committee this morning.

It absolutely does concern us a lot. Particularly seeing as how at least a few thousand guns wouldn’t have “flowed across the Southwest border” if you and your goons hadn’t practically carried them across the border yourselves.

It seems to us that the real solution to this problem isn’t to deny law-abiding U.S. citizens their 2nd Amendment rights but rather to lock you and the entire ATF up in a Supermax and throw away the keys.

In case anybody is still unaware of the true magnitude of this issue, consider this: He and the ATF knowingly supplied illegal, automatic weapons to known murderers in Mexico. If Mexico were to take this as an act of war, they’d be well within their rights. Holder’s actions are no different from, say, Iran supplying weapons to Hezbollah.

There’s a bunch of talk about people calling for Holder’s resignation. His Majesty couldn’t disagree more.

It’s way past the time for a tribunal and a firing squad.

But enough of that. Cain still hasn’t answered whether he upgraded Sharon Bialek’s hotel room or not and it’s driving Ace nuts!


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lc purple raider
lc purple raider
November 9, 2011 01:06

Either Holder resigns, indicted, and put in prison, or every Nixon aide gets a pardon.

And Nixon never killed anyone.

November 9, 2011 03:25

He and the ATF knowingly supplied illegal, automatic weapons to known murderers in Mexico.

Now Misha, you know they weren’t automatic weapons. They were off-the-shelf civilian firearms, largely semi-auto AK clones.

LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel
November 9, 2011 05:34

It sounds to me like we are in dire need of BATF Control laws, they apparently think they’re above the law! To me, every bit of this fiasco and others in the B. Hussein Øbama regime are proof thet we should NEVER trhust the Government, especially its bureaucrarts!

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
November 9, 2011 08:16

Flirts? I’d say that’s more like getting caught on top of another man’s wife with your sausage out, ready to go.

November 9, 2011 11:51

Draven32 says: He and the ATF knowingly supplied illegal, automatic weapons to known murderers in Mexico. … you know they weren’t automatic weapons. They were off-the-shelf civilian firearms, largely semi-auto AK clones. … which wouldn’t be at all appealing to those who have the money to buy the REAL things from further down south. They’ve got M79s, M203s, M2s, REAL… Read more »

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
November 9, 2011 11:54

“A few weeks, a couple of months” … whether Holder committed perjury depends on what the defininition of “is” is, yes? It worked for Comrade Bubba, which allowed the Corruptocrats and Gutless Wonders in the Senate to refrain from convicting Clinton and thereby removing him from office. Holder is a liberal/progressive/marxist/socialist black Dumbasscrat, so there could have been videotape of… Read more »

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.
November 9, 2011 12:55

I watched part of the testimony and when he said that he cannot be held responsible for the 115,000 employees in the United States Department of Justice I yelled at the tv and for that statement alone Obama should can your ass because as the head you are responsible. Dumbass He also said that letter to Grassley had been poorly… Read more »

November 9, 2011 13:51

Note that he said he definitely knew about it on march 10, he didn’t say how long before March 10 he knew.

November 9, 2011 19:30

Sorry for stealing the thread, but I didn’t know how else to get this out quickly. I know many of us are hurting financially, I myself have $53 left from my disability check. I saw this about an hour ago and am trying to get the word out to anyone who can get people to go. I’m trying to… Read more »