Such a Deal!

In response to the latest poll results showing Cain 10 percentage points ahead of Mittens “I Can’t Have Illegals, I’m Running For President, For Pete’s Sake!” ObamneyCare (37%-27%), Allahpundit (UNEXPECTEDLY!) suggests that we all follow Ann Coulter’s advice and “reward” Cain with the VP spot on Mittens’ ticket:

If Cain does win Iowa and, maybe, South Carolina, why shouldn’t he be on the ticket?

He certainly should. At the top of it, which is where you usually place your front runner unless you’re blinded by the immaculate hairstyle of a RINO in trouble.

He’s said he’s open to the idea of being VP; as the winner of two key early primaries, he’d be the preferred candidate for a lot of key Republican voters. He’d bring regional, religious, and racial diversity to a ticket with Romney. And as a Beltway outsider who connects with blue-collar voters, he’d defuse some of the Democrats’ attempts to demagogue Romney’s wealth.

And in return for all of that he’d get the wholly ceremonial pander position of VP so RINOs everywhere can claim that they take the Tea Party seriously while making abundantly sure that not one iota of their policy proposals will ever become actual, what’s the word again?, policy.

What’s not to like?

His Imperial Majesty’s own proposal follows Bill Quick’s closely, so we’ll just quote him:

How about a Cain-Romney ticket? How about we ram that down your Gentry GOP throats?

We’d use a different bodily orifice for insertion but, hey, we’ll take that proposal.

Thatisall.

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Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
October 23, 2011 18:13

And in return for all of that he’d get the wholly ceremonial pander position of VP so RINOs everywhere can claim that they take the Tea Party seriously while making abundantly sure that not one iota of their policy proposals will every become actual, what’s the word again?, policy. Cain should either get the top of the ticket or he… Read more »

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby
October 23, 2011 18:51

Agreed, with the exception of …….Cain/West 2012. :em01:

We get Teh Won for another four, this country might as well put it’s head between its legs and kiss its collective ass goodbye! :em06:

irish19
irish19
October 23, 2011 19:19

I would like to see West stay where he is until 2016 (if we lose and still have a country then), or 2020 if we don’t. Seeing two authentic black Americans in a row at the top of the ticket would cause lib and RINO heads to explode all over the map. What fun!! OT-All-Blacks 8, France 7 in the… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
October 23, 2011 20:08

irish19 says:

OT-All-Blacks 8, France 7 in the 2011 Rugby World Cup. Great Game!!

Blacks won? I watched part of it today, saw the Wales/Australia game last night. I don’t understand a damned thing about the sport but have gotten hooked.

Igor, Imperial Booby says:

Agreed, with the exception of …….Cain/West 2012.

I’ll take that ticket……

LC Draco
LC Draco
October 24, 2011 00:54

OMG…..A Cain/West ticket would drive people crazy!!! I love it!!!

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
October 24, 2011 02:37

My $.02…. I’m not convinced that Mittens can’t win, if things keep going down this road anyone with a pulse will be able to beat the Rainbringer, and to be honest I’m not sure the pulse will be necessary. This is what bothers me about the whole situation. We as a nation have an opportunity to advance conservatism, against a… Read more »

LC Xealot
LC Xealot
October 24, 2011 07:53

If we’re stuck with Romney, I’m not voting. Plain and simple. Because I don’t see a difference between Obama and Romney… at least not one significant enough to warrant the trouble.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
October 24, 2011 16:15

LC Xealot @ # 11: Primaries! Do NOT sit at home! Paul/Perry 12!

Southern Libertarian
Southern Libertarian
October 25, 2011 13:46

I’m starting to warm up to Herman Caine and I do like his 9-9-9 plan. I’m still planning on supporting Ron Paul in the primaries but I can see myself getting behind Herman Caine if he is the nominee.

Southern Libertarian
Southern Libertarian
October 25, 2011 13:49

Caine’s in first place and they are talking about giving him the VP slot? That doesn’t make any sense. Perhaps the establishment is expecting Caine to implode but I don’t see that happenening anytime soon.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
October 25, 2011 17:51

Southern Libertarian @ #:

Ron Paul…………ROFLMAOPIMP

Southern Libertarian
Southern Libertarian
October 26, 2011 03:41

LC Gladiator @ #:16

Your surprised? You’ve known me since like 2008 you can’t possibly be surprised. :em02: