We’ve just learned that Representative-Elect Turner (R) is the winner of the special election in NY-9, and LC Sir Intellectual Conservative admonishes us all:
A seat that was Democratic since 1923 is now taken from them. I’m sure we’ll handle it with good grace, right??
We’ll graciously leave out his own gracious response to the good news and instead offer our own:
How do you like them apples, you fucking shit-slurping socialist sucknozzles? We dearly hope that when you wake up in your usual bong-induced haze in the morning and read the news you’ll choke on your soy lattes, trip over your Birkenstocks and impale your useless sack of shit bodies on your organically grown bamboo furniture, followed by you bleeding to death very slowly and painfully on your hemp rugs.
Cordially, of course.
P.S.: The race has been called for Turner by even the Associated (with terrorists) Press, but it still remains to be seen if the final result is outside the Margin of Democrat Fraud. In the meantime, we’ll have ourselves a drink while laughing our tuches off at the news that Ogabe’s NSDWP couldn’t even hold on to a district so deeply blue that it’s a miracle it reflects any light at all.
Heckuva job, Barry Soetoro, and for once we really mean it.
Perhaps we should rename today “Good News Tuesday?”
UPDATE: Debbie Downer the Demented DNC Parrot is already out with the spin:
Democratic party leaders insisted the loss wasn’t a harbinger of things to come. “It’s a very difficult district for Democrats,” said Democratic National Committee chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz,
I mean, come on! It’s only been solidly NSDWP for 88 years! Talk about being a tough row to hoe for them, anything could happen!
UPDATE the Second: Oh holy shit, it gets even better:
But Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz of Florida, the chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee, said the district’s large concentration of Orthodox Jews made it unusual and meant the race had few national ramifications.
“In this district, there is a large number of people who went to the polls tonight who didn’t support the president to begin with and don’t support Democrats — and it’s nothing more than that,” she said in a telephone interview.
Indeed. Jews voting for Democrats? Unheard of! Could never happen! Oh, and bonus points for “it’s all the fault of the JOOOOOOS!”, Debbie Dingbat. Dear DNC, please don’t ever fire Debbie. May her days as chairwoman be infinite. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Exactly!! I call Bullshite.
And I call first.
Hey Debbie, do Dallas!
When you have a confirmed asshated Teleprompter dependent idiot Dem in the White House I’d say…..No Shit Sherlock!
lc purple raider says:
Don’t give her any ideas. Texas has enough problems as it is.
Imagine if Mel Gibson said that.
I have just three words for Debbie Waterhead Schultz…
You knew it would be good. Our favorite moonbat screams the election was 100% won from brown people hate! Anthony Weiner’s seat NY-9: the Catholic beat the Jew using anti-Muslim rhetoric! Republicans enjoy pornography of all kinds and the one thing that excites them more than seeing a tea bag is hate against Muslims! Totally orgasm worthy and enough to… Read more »
Radical Redneck @ # 6: Well, we have this “Golden Mosque” here in town. I still want to buy it and convert it into a topless pork b-b-q joint, bar, and strip club.
Pardon me while I laugh my ass off…
I’d say it needs a similar kind of shower
I’d say it also needs a visit from this thoughtful and intrepid entrepreneur!
Democratic party leaders insisted the loss wasn’t a harbinger of things to come. “It’s a very difficult district for Democrats,” said Democratic National Committee chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz, US House election, 1996: New York District 9 Party Candidate Votes % Democratic Charles E. Schumer 107,107 74.8 US House election, 1998: New York District 9 Party Candidate Votes % Democratic Anthony… Read more »
Rep.. Ditzy Waterhead Schulz, my cats cough up hairballs that are smarter AND better looking than you are!!
Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky claimed that Americans aren’t entitled to all of their own money. Toward the end of a wide-ranging interview, the hosts played a clip from this week’s Republican Presidential Debate where California teenager Tyler Hinsley asked, “Of every dollar that I earn, how much do you think I deserve to keep?” Co-host Don Wade asked Schakowsky to answer… Read more »
lc purple raider says:
I wouldn’t do that with your dick.
I heard (not verified) that this seat may be eliminated next year due to redistricting and an overall loss of population in NY state (wonder why?). Nevertheless, the implications are significant.
Your Worshipfulness- Please don’t for a moment think these cretins will roll over and die. I received an e-mail from “National Tea Party Alert” on the subject of NY9. It ended with this paragraph: It’s very safe to say that Democrats are becomingly increasingly disenchanted with the president and his policies and sent a message by voting against an observant… Read more »
Oh. A double negative. Nevermind.
Oh, oh wait, even better: Chuckie comes out and agrees with DW-S: TOO MANY JEWS IN THIS DISTRICT: After canceling his own conference call (on getting federal disaster aid for flood-ravaged NY farmers), Sen. Chuck Schumer teamed up with DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz to push back against the GOP spin that Congressman-elect Bob Turner’s upset win in NY-9 spells bad… Read more »
What a surprise; my comment at kayinsane’s site is in moderation.
Does Debbie Wasserman-Schultz use Mayonnaise as a hair gel?
The wingnuts that pass for leadership of the NSDWP are whistling past the cemetery on this one, except that there really are scary things lurking there, waiting to devour their wretched careers. This election was clearly a referendum on President Obeyme, and it happened deep within their lines in a district with four generations of Democrat loyalty. If memory serves,… Read more »
Doobie Positive-Wasserman Slits, May she be erotically spanked by Kayinsane, :
The REAL reason Turner won over Weprin (who, btw, seems like a nice guy) was because ED KOCH, former Democratic mayor of NY and former Democrat, endorsed Turner and told people to vote for him to show how angry they are at Obama’s policies towards Israel. Koch was one of the most popular mayors ever. People (mostly middle class) liked… Read more »
Then there’s this analysis from the Wall Street Journal: Why Obama Is Losing the Jewish Vote He doesn’t have a ‘messaging’ problem. He has a record of bad policies and anti-Israel rhetoric. New York’s special congressional election on Tuesday was the first electoral outcome directly affected by President Obama’s Israel policy. Democrats were forced to expend enormous resources in a… Read more »
readerjp says: He doesn’t have a ‘messaging’ problem. He has a record of bad policies and anti-Israel rhetoric. Oh, come on now, readerjp, there is nothing wrong with Reichsführer Ogabe and his policies, it’s just that us ignorant peasants are too dumb to understand the wisdom behind them. H’shem knows that he and his lickspittles in the Make Believe Media… Read more »
Sir Fresh Sign says:
I’m glad I’m not the first to notice, brother.
I believe it’s called a “Hellman’s Perm.”
Sir Fresh Sign says:
Weill, it IS a white sticky substance, but it’s not mayo. She needs to spend some quality knee time with Teh One™ every morning before she “heads” out.
Hope that visual imagery goes well with your breakfast. My public service for the day.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:
I was hoping to grab lunch here shortly before I start work, but I may have to wait a bit. Thanks…NOT.
readerjp says: The REAL reason Turner won over Weprin (who, btw, seems like a nice guy) was because ED KOCH, former Democratic mayor of NY and former Democrat, endorsed Turner and told people to vote for him to show how angry they are at Obama’s policies towards Israel. The first thing I noticed about Weprin was his Hitler mustache, and… Read more »
OT, but important:
For those libbies afraid of those evil Christians, they should be even more afraid of their own government:
I guess we’d all be in trouble here…
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. says: Doobie Positive-Wasserman Slits, May she be erotically spanked by Kayinsane, : After that I need to order a case of brain bleach. LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. says: Sir Fresh Sign says: Does Debbie Wasserman-Schultz use Mayonnaise as a hair gel? Weill, it IS a white sticky substance, but it’s not mayo. She needs… Read more »