Seeing as how the subject of today seems to be Cock, these joyous news, brought to us by LC Jaybear, deserve a thread of their own.
Only thing is: What liberal cockweasel is going to be our go-to for vicious mockery now that Bathtub Keef is gone? Who is going to top Keef “Dramatic Hamster” Olberdouche in ridiculous, over the top, downright hilarious histrionics?
Oh well. We’ll get over it, we’re sure. His half a dozen viewers, on the other hand, aren’t coping near as well, tweeting their little hearts out in grief and anguish (thanks, LC Anniee451). Personal favorite? Somehow, Noah Zucker, whoever that dimwit drone might be, declares the absence of “Special Comment” on the airwaves “The End of the Era of Free Speech.” Click on the link to savor the sweet, salty tears of desperation coming from the Short Bus Bloc.
Hmmm… PMSNBC might want to get in touch with Noah. He seems like a perfect replacement for DoucheBoy.
Anyway, feel free to share your favorite DoucheBoy moments in the thread below and, lest we forget, “BrrrrrrrrrrrrrEITbarrrrrrrt!”
According to this, the socialist shitslurper left for monetary reasons. Oh, I-roh-nee. Apparently, he can be a greedy cockgobbler but if the rest of us want to actually keep more of what we earn, we’re evil and horrible.
Feeeeeeel the Testes Tea™ goodliness!!!!
Don’t go away mad, Keith…just go the fuck away!!!
The fun part is when he joins with FoxNews: ya know- as a representative of “Teh Other Side”… I’m telling you it’s gonna happen… Murdock will never let “a situation go to waste” “May You Live in Interesting Times” (a curse from our fore fathers) – might actually be entertaining for a change! There is MUCH fun to be had… Read more »
BC, Imperial Torturer says:
In all fairness to Queef – he should be smiling and have his tongue hanging out in anticipation in that shot..
EFA, that was the exact moment when Rachel Madcow swooped down from the lighting rig and surprised him on his birthday with her pendulous nut sac. She called it a “Birthday Meets April Fool’s Meets Election Day” prank. They both had a laugh over it afterward, but he’s secretly held a grudge against her because she’s got a much bigger… Read more »
Anyone on this site watch him?
I’ve never watched even a second of his broadcast.
I used to watch him, when I had a dish.
15 years ago.
All of the money in the world won’t make Old-turd-mannequin look like anything but a walking punchline to a tired, old joke.
The one bright spot about him quite possibly getting a buy out is that would almost certanly have a non-compete clause.
That would at least keep his ugly mug off of the TV screen on any type of scheduled basis!
Cenk goddamn Uygur. And yeah, he’s UP TO THE JOB.
Guess links don’t post as I put one on there. On youtube search Cenk GazY Republican and it
I fear Queefs removal will only fuel the “Fairness Clause” uproar.
K O comes from the school of “free speech means everybody must not only listen to mine oral excrement, they must believe it.” Such machinations have not been uttered since Jack Germmond quit McGlaughlin’s Group and the MSM didn’t notice that. Maybe he should try Hollywood. Anybody want to go see The Pussy in Winter?
Pam Gellar sez Barack Hussein Obama is conceivably the most anti-Israel president the United States has had since the State of Israel was formed, yet American Jews voted in large numbers for him. In a stunning, shameless act of naked hate and bigotry, Barack Hussein Obama will align with the Organization of the Islamic Conference at the UN to ethnically… Read more »
Those Twitter comments are bizarre…”What are we going to do now” Seriously? Are people really that wrapped up in a TV Persona be it Olberman, O’Reily, Beck, etc, that they simply don’t know what to do when they quit? Again, Seriously? Maybe because I have spent so much time in the sand box and somewhat isolated from these people I… Read more »
I’m going with he is trying to get Gibbs’ job as the next “Baghdad Bob”.
I wish I could get someone to pay me handsomely for getting lost.
Except for the fact that O’Asshole is an opportunist whose politics are defined by his market share while Olbertard has a permanent oral attachment to jugears’ crank.
Response to lc purple raider @:
I used to watch him to, when he was on Fox Sports Net, with which was over a decade ago. He was pretty funny then.
And THIS might slap you across the face — USA Today has a story that some people from KOS are launching a draft Olbermann to the US Senate campaign I don’t see him going for it. It is much easier to criticize than actually do the work — as I’ll point out for each and every one of us here.… Read more »
He’s never been funny, not even on ESPN. Dan Patrick carried him on SportsCenter.
There are no humor books in the leftist library, no matter how hard you search for them.
not sure if you guys know that Oakland recently elected a new mayor, barely.. (anybody know the character Miss Swan from Mad TV?) but somebody just found and posted this video she filmed during her candidacy.. it is freaking hilarious…