Yeah, we should have been a professional headline writer.
Seriously, some idiot in India West Bengal died after taking his very own killer cock to the throat. Don’t believe us? Go here and read the Darwinian Goodliness™.
Since this is such an insane story, consider this your “Weekend Open Thread”.
F.E.T.E.
Always, always keep away from angry cocks. 😀
Ok…that is TOO funny!!! Cocks with razor blades will F*CK you up!!
Draco, they’ll tear your ass up!
I always like it when the weekend open thread begins with cock!
Nicki, I figured by now someone would’ve come in saying something like “I find this cock story a bit hard to swallow.”
Response to BC, Imperial Torturer @:
BC – is this where I insert the self-deprecating joke about finding no cock hard to swallow? 😉
Hmm, wonder if that rooster is available for some work in the garden at 1600 Penn Ave?
Response to Terrapod @:
Well now, that is not a very civil tone…
Carefull, Terrapod, the “authorities” may come and confiscate your guns, like they did with this guy.
This is almost as funny as the tragic reaction of the Olberdouche fanclub! Excellent way to start a weekend! http://dailycaller.com/2011/01/22/olbermann-fans-share-their-personal-tales-of-heartbreak-and-loss/
Boy .. this did not take long to get on YouTube …
too bad Linda Lovelace isn’t still alive…..
she would have swallowed that cock in one gulp.
BC, you’re slipping man……of all the LC’s I thought you would have come up with a Deep Throat joke by now.
Ah, driving traffic to the site, I see?
Response to LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist @:
BRILLIANT!!! Wait till Clambake gets that one; he’s gonna love it LOL!!
Nicki said: BC – is this where I insert the self-deprecating joke about finding no cock hard to swallow? 😉 Nicki, I was going to leave that solely up to you, hon. You can “insert” cock jokes anywhere you wish. There’s no one around here who will judge you on wherever you prefer your cocks inserted. DJ said: Terrapod, he… Read more »
Well…that’s what you get for putting yer cock where it don’t belong….
more headlines:
John C. Holmes reincarnated as giant killer cock
Barney Frank rushed to hospital after wild cock finds sanctuary in his rectum
Viagra laced chicken feed causes cock to go on rampage
Killer rooster arrested after sodomizing sheep, when asked why…he responds “because I love ewe”
“Bengalese Police Chief Vows To Get His Hands On Killer Cock” “Killer Cock Faces Stiff Sentence” “Witnesses Say Killer Cock Was Spittin’ Mad” “Authorities Say Angry Cock Is ‘Unstable’; Official “It Could Go Off In The Wrong Hands” “Prime Minister Pleads For Restraint In Aftermath Of Deadly Cock Attack: “Let’s Not Go Off Half-cocked. Calmer Heads Must Prevail.” “Bengalese Authorities… Read more »
“In Wake of Attack, U.S. Legislators Push For ‘Sensible Cock Restrictions’. Barney Frank Allies With Bernie Sanders, Vows Filibuster.”
Out of control cock leaves mark on handler
Sarah Palin blamed for mans death in Mexico, CNN says uncivil rhetoric inflamed his cock
New York congressman speaks on recent death of cock handler, Weiner says we must have civility in our debate….
You people never cease to amaze me….
Now don’t go off half cocked, well, a pistol maybe…..
Member lost as a result of cock ring mishap
“Cock Handlers Blow Opportunity Because of Security Breeches”
Note to Michael Vick’s dogs:
This is how you take care of business.
This gives me a thought; we could do a lot for border security by rescuing cockfighting birds from Mexico and letting them patrol the border in search of vengeance.
i remember a cartoon of two older women with cameras asking some mexicans “When are you going to stop playing with those chickens and start the cockfighting?”
It could be worse, Just think if the head line was:
“Man Chokes On Cock”
TSA to begin searching cocks for razor blades!
Cops in Mexico on the look out for hidden cock!!
Man killed by his own cock..film at 11!!
My what convoluted dirty minds. All I was thinking was that 1600 Penn Ave needed more chicken fertilizer……
You must not have gotten the memo, Terra. The only fertilizer allowed within the DC city limits is bullshit and there’s an overabundance of that already on-hand.
My sympathies lie entirely with the cock.
This is not quite a Darwin Award as no one was killed.
Three people burned and van destroyed after pouring gasoline directly into the engine intake to keep it running
“I give it two thumbs up!”
Let’s try this again.
“I give the cock two thumbs up!” 
Response
:You must not have gotten the memo, Terra. The only fertilizer allowed within the DC city limits is bullshit and there’s an overabundance of that already on-hand
I dunno about that, BC. Seems to be a really big sack of chickenshit in the Oval Office.
You guys are certifiable…
On another note: either another Darwin award winner, or suicide by cop. Either one gets him just as dead. Wonder how long before this one gets blamed on Palin.
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