Yeah, we should have been a professional headline writer.

Seriously, some idiot in India West Bengal died after taking his very own killer cock to the throat. Don’t believe us? Go here and read the Darwinian Goodliness™.

Since this is such an insane story, consider this your “Weekend Open Thread”.

F.E.T.E.

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seagoon
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seagoon
January 22, 2011 09:38

Always, always keep away from angry cocks. 😀

LC Draco
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January 22, 2011 10:16

Ok…that is TOO funny!!! Cocks with razor blades will F*CK you up!! :em95:

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
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I always like it when the weekend open thread begins with cock!

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
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Response to BC, Imperial Torturer @:

BC – is this where I insert the self-deprecating joke about finding no cock hard to swallow? 😉

Terrapod
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January 22, 2011 11:35

Hmm, wonder if that rooster is available for some work in the garden at 1600 Penn Ave?

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
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LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
January 22, 2011 12:01

Response to Terrapod @:
Well now, that is not a very civil tone… :em99:

LC PrimEviL
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LC PrimEviL
January 22, 2011 12:05

Carefull, Terrapod, the “authorities” may come and confiscate your guns, like they did with this guy.

LC Anniee451
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LC Anniee451
January 22, 2011 12:36

This is almost as funny as the tragic reaction of the Olberdouche fanclub! Excellent way to start a weekend! http://dailycaller.com/2011/01/22/olbermann-fans-share-their-personal-tales-of-heartbreak-and-loss/

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
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Boy .. this did not take long to get on YouTube … :em95:

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
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too bad Linda Lovelace isn’t still alive…..

she would have swallowed that cock in one gulp.


BC
, you’re slipping man……of all the LC’s I thought you would have come up with a Deep Throat joke by now.

LC Fei Long
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January 22, 2011 12:54

Ah, driving traffic to the site, I see? :em93:

LC Anniee451
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LC Anniee451
January 22, 2011 13:09

Response to LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist @:
BRILLIANT!!! Wait till Clambake gets that one; he’s gonna love it LOL!!

LC HJ Caveman82952
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LC HJ Caveman82952
January 22, 2011 14:09

Well…that’s what you get for putting yer cock where it don’t belong….

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
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more headlines:

John C. Holmes reincarnated as giant killer cock

Barney Frank rushed to hospital after wild cock finds sanctuary in his rectum

Viagra laced chicken feed causes cock to go on rampage

Killer rooster arrested after sodomizing sheep, when asked why…he responds “because I love ewe”

Emperor Misha I
Admin
January 22, 2011 16:10

“In Wake of Attack, U.S. Legislators Push For ‘Sensible Cock Restrictions’. Barney Frank Allies With Bernie Sanders, Vows Filibuster.”

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Member

Out of control cock leaves mark on handler

Sarah Palin blamed for mans death in Mexico, CNN says uncivil rhetoric inflamed his cock

New York congressman speaks on recent death of cock handler, Weiner says we must have civility in our debate….

LC HJ Caveman82952
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LC HJ Caveman82952
January 22, 2011 16:35

You people never cease to amaze me…. :em01: Now don’t go off half cocked, well, a pistol maybe…..

Mike M
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Mike M
January 22, 2011 16:37

Member lost as a result of cock ring mishap

GamerFromJump
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GamerFromJump
January 22, 2011 19:37

Note to Michael Vick’s dogs:

This is how you take care of business.

This gives me a thought; we could do a lot for border security by rescuing cockfighting birds from Mexico and letting them patrol the border in search of vengeance.

LC hilljohnny
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LC hilljohnny
January 22, 2011 23:33

i remember a cartoon of two older women with cameras asking some mexicans “When are you going to stop playing with those chickens and start the cockfighting?”

LC Scott
Member
January 23, 2011 02:24

It could be worse, Just think if the head line was:

“Man Chokes On Cock” :em99:

LC Draco
Member
January 23, 2011 09:20

TSA to begin searching cocks for razor blades!

Cops in Mexico on the look out for hidden cock!!

Man killed by his own cock..film at 11!!

Terrapod
Editor
January 23, 2011 12:42

My what convoluted dirty minds. All I was thinking was that 1600 Penn Ave needed more chicken fertilizer…… :em01:

The Lone Haranguer
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The Lone Haranguer
January 23, 2011 20:09

A cockfighting rooster appears to have taken deadly revenge on its trainer for forcing it back into the ring too soon.
The bird is said to have attacked owner Singrai Soren and slit his throat with razor blades he had attached to its legs.

My sympathies lie entirely with the cock. :em02:

The Lone Haranguer
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The Lone Haranguer
January 23, 2011 20:20
The Lone Haranguer
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The Lone Haranguer
January 23, 2011 20:26

“I give it two thumbs up!” :em02:

The Lone Haranguer
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The Lone Haranguer
January 23, 2011 20:29

Let’s try this again. :em41: “I give the cock two thumbs up!” :em02:

LC PrimEviL
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LC PrimEviL
January 23, 2011 22:05

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to BC, Imperial Torturer @

:You must not have gotten the memo, Terra. The only fertilizer allowed within the DC city limits is bullshit and there’s an overabundance of that already on-hand
I dunno about that, BC. Seems to be a really big sack of chickenshit in the Oval Office.

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
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Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
January 23, 2011 23:16

You guys are certifiable…

On another note: either another Darwin award winner, or suicide by cop. Either one gets him just as dead. Wonder how long before this one gets blamed on Palin.

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