You may have thought as a regular American citizen you were capable of marking the upcoming 10th anniversary of the deadly 9/11 attacks in your own quiet, sad way as you and your family choose.

However, in its infinite federal wisdom and one-size-fits-all philosophy, the Obama White House has drafted a set of detailed orders for how it wants the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks observed, both at home and abroad.

We’re not kidding.

After weeks of quiet internal planning, two sets of guidelines were dispatched by the Democratic administration, one for American representatives to use abroad and another to all federal agencies at home.

Suggestions for elaborate programs including speeches and other ceremonies to mark the murder of nearly 3,000 Americans on Sept. 11, 2001, were discarded by the administration in favor of low-key appearances by President Obama and a few other officials.

Well that does it. In addition to our usual Imperial Mourning the dead murdered by the pisslamofascist terrorists, we’ll add some more festivities. We’re open to suggestions. Burning korans, eating obscene amounts of pork, putting up a gallows in front of our palace with an effigy of mo-ham-head dangling from it, we’re still trying to figure it all out.

One thing that’s for damn sure is that we’re not going to let Barack Hussein Obongo tell us what to do or how to “appropriately” mark the occasion.

And another thing is that we’ll keep the TVs turned off all day, because if we see that pisslam-appeasing motherfucking asswipe on the tube just once, we’ll end up blowing a big hole in a perfectly good plasma screen.

Thatisall.

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americanexpat
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americanexpat
September 1, 2011 20:03

How the bloody hell would Ears know what’s “appropriate” and what isn’t? He can’t even figure out the “appropriate” day to give a speech. If he wants to set guidelines for the Feds, ok, but how I and other private citizens mark the day is our business, not his. And giving man-hugs to pisslamic extremists and their sympathizers won’t be… Read more »

LC Light29ID
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LC Light29ID
September 1, 2011 20:15

eating obscene amounts of pork

I’d luv to but have you seen the price of fucking bacon, pork chops and ham slices lately my Leige? Given my current financial situation ramen is becoming a staple.

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
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Cube a few pieces of your ham, country ribs, chops,, whatevah, into 1-1.5 inch chunkz.
Grill ’em just right (or kebab ’em) , Goop em’ with a sweet bbq sauce. Slice ’em ’bout 2/3 way through so they’ll sit on the edge of your beer glass.
Rott’s don’t fruit or veg the beer.

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
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September 1, 2011 21:13

If I had the money to spare, I do believe that I would buy a Koran, then video that puppy on fire, then extinguish the fire with a bucket of pig’s blood. The video would be narrated with Ogabe’s instructions on how to commemorate the anniversary of the murders of our countryment. How long do you think it would take… Read more »

LC HJ Caveman82952
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LC HJ Caveman82952
September 1, 2011 21:29

obama won’t tell me jack shit! Fuck him! I won’t soon forget the phone call from my wife, she telling me to get up and turn on the tube, any channel. “We may be going to war…” I stood, transfixed, tears of rage falling…….. Wishing I could nuke off the face of the earth the cowards doing this…. I still… Read more »

LC Guy S
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LC Guy S
September 1, 2011 22:06

The cumstain in chief is not fit to lick the corn from my anal orifice, let alone tell this ol retired Squid how to honor all who fell ten years ago (and since) to the followers of the pedophile prophets cancerous cult. Fuck him, his administration, both houses of congress, the bureaucrats, lobbyists, agents, and actors who put themselves and… Read more »

rickn8or
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rickn8or
September 1, 2011 23:25

LC Ogrrre– Don’t sweat it, there’s no bag limit. No bounty for scalps/ears etc. either unfortunately.

Gonna see if I can’t find a cheap copy of the Koran, down a six pack and a ham sammich and then video me pissing on said Koran.

LC Beaker, Imperial Photographer
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LC Beaker, Imperial Photographer
September 1, 2011 23:37

The President may be on to something here, so I think I’ll set aside some time this September 11th to reflect on Islam and it’s true value to the world by using the Koran the best way I know how.

LC Beaker, Imperial Photographer
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LC Beaker, Imperial Photographer
September 1, 2011 23:39
lc purple raider
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September 2, 2011 00:01

I had not long after 9-11 obtained a copy of the Warroom’s tribute to tthe cold blooded murder of 9/11. I highly recommend it. Depending on how hot it is, I will either have a pork butt simmering in the oven, or grilled pork chops wrapped in bacon. I swear to G-D, Mecca and Medina should have been wiped off… Read more »

LC BOATS
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LC BOATS
September 2, 2011 00:26

LC Guy S says: The cumstain in chief is not fit to lick the corn from my anal orifice, let alone tell this ol retired Squid how to honor all who fell ten years ago (and since) to the followers of the pedophile prophets cancerous cult. Fuck him, his administration, both houses of congress, the bureaucrats, lobbyists, agents, and actors… Read more »

LC Draco
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September 2, 2011 05:23

rickn8or says: LC Ogrrre– Don’t sweat it, there’s no bag limit. No bounty for scalps/ears etc. either unfortunately. Gonna see if I can’t find a cheap copy of the Koran, down a six pack and a ham sammich and then video me pissing on said Koran. I have 23 confirmed kills in Iraq….but since there are 30 rounds in a… Read more »

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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September 2, 2011 07:07

LC Ogrrre says: Would I get my own personal fartwa? They’re harder to come by than you might think Ogrre, right Misha? Neither of us have ours yet. On January 20, 2009 I hauled down Old Glory from the flag pole in my front yard. Except for during hurricanes, she had flown there with the Marine Corps flag every dag… Read more »

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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September 2, 2011 07:23

P.S. King Narcissus Ogabe, Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Baconfuck you up your well expanded asshole with the fuckflingings from the flying fuckbeagle of fuck. Fuck you for daring to tell us that 9/11 is not an American event. Fuck you for trying to equate the greatest republic that ever existed to every of other… Read more »

LC Light29ID
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LC Light29ID
September 2, 2011 08:51

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:14

You and Misha keep forgetting…they don’t issue Fatwas to Motherfuckers like us because WE CAN AND WILL SHOOT BACK!

FrankOK
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September 2, 2011 09:42

To: LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
Re: your post about proper Koran use from 2007.

Excellent usage – now to find a few of those damned pigs …

How’s the Corp and your son getting along, BTW?

FrankOK
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September 2, 2011 09:44

LC Light29ID growls and barks:
September 2, 2011 at 8:51 am

You and Misha keep forgetting…they don’t issue Fatwas to Motherfuckers like us because WE CAN AND WILL SHOOT BACK!

:em01:

bruce
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bruce
September 2, 2011 09:54

is any one surprised by any thing this purple lipped racist 1/2 raghead does.i have said it before that this traitor needes to be impeached,tried for treason and hung.all of his commie czars can have a mass trial and publicly hung at half time during the superbowl.

irish19
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irish19
September 2, 2011 10:59

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:
Y’know you really shouldn’t hold it in like this. It’s unhealthy. Just tell us how you really feel.

Now, though, at least I know what I’m making for dinner that day.

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
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BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
September 2, 2011 11:08

Fuck ghett-Obama and the First Wookie … there’s a mosque not too far from here, and it looks as though the big iron gate around it needs some greasing. I can think of anything better than some bacon grease. I may even eat some pork rinds and leave the bag and crumbs laying around when I’m done. I don’t even… Read more »

LC Draco
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September 2, 2011 11:39

LC Light29ID says:

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:14

You and Misha keep forgetting…they don’t issue Fatwas to Motherfuckers like us because WE CAN AND WILL SHOOT BACK!

Damn right!!!! I I have used pig grease on some of my rounds!!

irish19
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irish19
September 2, 2011 12:03

BigDogg @ #:
Have you considered lard? Bacon fat is too useful for other things to waste on muzzies.

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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September 2, 2011 12:38

LC Draco @ #:
irish19 @ #:
Silver Bullet Gun Oil baby! One Shot, One Soul. :em05:

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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September 2, 2011 12:41

LC Light29ID says:

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:14
You and Misha keep forgetting…they don’t issue Fatwas to Motherfuckers like us because WE CAN AND WILL SHOOT BACK!

Which means they are fucking cowards in addition to being 7th century savages. But hey, we already knew that didn’t we.

ICD
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ICD
September 2, 2011 13:00

OT, but hey, wouldja look at that:
Obama drops smog initiative

Virago
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Virago
September 2, 2011 13:25

So the Great One in his own mind, thinks he call tell all us little people how to think and feel.

This labor day I’m printing up my OMG teeshirt (Obama Must Go).

Maybe I’ll add- ‘go straight to hell and don’t pass go….’ :em03:

LC Old Dog
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September 2, 2011 13:53

I had not made any plans for what would have been a lazy Sunday afternoon out in the boonies here. Now I am for damn sure smoke so serious pork and do me some Lexington style BBQ. Probably use the fate run off to lube some rounds. All while swilling good old Southern Bourbon! Now if I can just find… Read more »

LC FORGER - Monster Hunter
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September 2, 2011 14:13

Compare and Contrast – LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. says of SCOAMF: You are a puny, shriveled, vegetarian wracked skeletal composition that couldn’t get a real woman if you walked through Lillith Fair with a strap on tied to an Indigo Girls backstage pass. LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. recently posted..Ogabe Doesn’t Want to Offend His Muslim Terrorist… Read more »

LC Dread Pirate Geoarrge
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LC Dread Pirate Geoarrge
September 2, 2011 14:19

Bastard son of a communist whore.

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator
September 2, 2011 14:23

A quote worth repeating, H/T LC Purple Raider In the words of Edward Bear, who says it more eloquently than I ever could. Dear pResident Obama Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you sporganically with your bloated whoreboy’s flaccid fuckstick. Fuck you for your judgementialism. Fuck you for your warping of the term terrorist to claim that… Read more »

LC Guy S
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LC Guy S
September 2, 2011 16:09

LC Boats at #12, Thank you for the kind words. And it appears I am not alone in my feelings of utter contempt (putting it veeeerrry nicely/mildly) for the Lilith Fair vaginal secretion which occupies the oval office (and no, I am not talking about the first Wookie). Racist, I don’t think so, he could look, act, and sound like… Read more »

LC HJ Caveman82952
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LC HJ Caveman82952
September 2, 2011 16:16

And that, Gladiator, is a piece of work. My compliments. I too, look at my daughter, now twenty-nine…and she has seen me lose both money and opportunity by standing by my principles. In my life thousands and thousands of dollars. And I’d to it again…. No rationale, no excuse, stand or it’s all bullshit…. So libs don’t like me very… Read more »

Southern Libertarian
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Southern Libertarian
September 2, 2011 16:58

It’s the 10 year anniversary of the attack, I don’t see why we wouldn’t throw a big deal about it. Namely because we, as a nation, have ensured that in the 10 years since 9/11/2001 that there has not been one single succesful major terrorist attack on our soil since. Also,honoring the thousands of Americans who died on that day… Read more »

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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September 2, 2011 17:36

Southern Libertarian says: Also,honoring the thousands of Americans who died on that day plus the thousands of Soldiers, Airmen, Marines and Sailors who have given thier lives in defense of thier country in support of OEF/OIF would be a nice gesture. Which is exactly why Oabe won’t do it. It’s a gesture that an American leader wouldn’t have to think… Read more »

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator
September 2, 2011 17:37

LC HJ Caveman82952 @ #:
CAVE….youre my kinda guy………………….GOD Bless

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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September 2, 2011 20:40

This is one thing I’m doing to honor 9/11. Think Ogabe and the Mohammedan savages will approve?

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LC Random Numbers
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September 2, 2011 22:14

How do you write, “There is no god named Allah and Mohammed was a fabricator!” in Arabic?

LC PrimEviL
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LC PrimEviL
September 2, 2011 22:50

I was considering making nice little models of mosques out of Plasticine modeling clay, and blasting
them with the pellet rifle. Pellets make satisfying craters in warm clay.

lc purple raider
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September 3, 2011 00:46

Also,honoring the thousands of Americans who died on that day plus the thousands of Soldiers, Airmen, Marines and Sailors who have given thier lives in defense of thier country in support of OEF/OIF would be a nice gesture.

I try to honor and pray for the Grunts, Squids, Leathernecks, and Flyboys every day.

They all are better men than I.

LC ITBookworm
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LC ITBookworm
September 3, 2011 01:21

How do you write, “There is no god named Allah and Mohammed was a fabricator!” in Arabic?

?? ??? ???? ??? ???? ???? ????? ????! , according to Google

LC ITBookworm
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LC ITBookworm
September 3, 2011 01:33

Odd, I’ll try to post it again later

LC Xystus
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September 3, 2011 01:52

LC & Stuff Caveman, Etc.:

A few lament my firearms, why so many?
Because I can’t afford more.

A potentially handy line to remember. :em01:

AgTiger
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AgTiger
September 3, 2011 16:23

To put it succinctly, Fuck what Obama wants.

LC Draco
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September 4, 2011 09:42

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:

Where did you get that extractor cover? That is SWEET!!!

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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September 4, 2011 14:28

LC Draco @ #:
Right here Draco. :em01:

I got the “Gadsen” too, put it on my 20″ standard profile with the Spikes Tactical lower with the Eagle Globe and Anchor laser etched on the mag well.