That is, if you’re interested. It appears that there’s been another layoff among the leadership of Whack-a-Mole Inc, pisslamic Division.
Al-Qaida’s second-in-command, Atiyah Abd al-Rahman,
Known to his friends, both of them, as “Noodles.”
has been killed in Pakistan, delivering another big blow to a terrorist group that the U.S. believes to be on the verge of defeat, U.S. officials said Saturday.
The Libyan national had been the network’s operational leader before rising to al-Qaida’s No. 2 spot after the U.S. killed al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden during a raid on his Pakistan compound in May.
Field promotions suck, we tell you.
Bin Laden’s longtime deputy, Ayman al-Zawahiri, is running the group but is considered a divisive figure who lacks the founder’s charisma and ability to galvanize al-Qaida’s disparate franchises.
He also seems to lack executive skills in “employee retention.”
“Zawahiri needed Atiyah’s experience and connections to help manage al-Qaida,” the official said.
Maybe try a Ouija Board?
Well done, troops! Keep it up!