“New Civility” Update and Various and Sundry Other Liberal Insanity Items

First, we’d like to note a gentleman who decided to stand up against the liberal blood libeling of Sarah Palin and the Tea Party.

…all of us have an obligation, particularly those in politics and public office, to denounce, when we can, the perpetrators of horrendous libels and stand up for those falsely charged. We should denounce unfair, false and wicked charges not only when they are made against ourselves, our friends or our political party but against those with whom we disagree.

Thank you and well said, Mr… Ed Koch???

Aside from a well-deserved tip of the crown to Mr. Koch, with whom we have absolutely nothing in common politically, we’d like to note how shameful it is that it takes an avowed loony leftist like him to collect the courage that not a soul in the GOP has to stand up against lies, libel, slander and defamation. The Stupid Party can’t find it in themselves to defend one of their alleged own, they’re all too busy hiding under the coffee table from the liberals going “boo” at them, so we have to rely on our political enemies to do what’s right.

Fuck them all to death with a chainsaw dipped in acid and may they have many painful primaries in their hopefully very short political futures.

In other news, from the “civil” DemCong so very eager to demand that we all be “nice” to them (meaning “SHUT UP! We don’t like it when you question us, you HATERS!!!”), we have Steve Cohen (D-FirstCousinFuckistan) saying the following on the House floor:

“They say it’s a government takeover of health care, a big lie just like Goebbels,” Cohen said. “You say it enough, you repeat the lie, you repeat the lie, and eventually, people believe it. Like blood libel. That’s the same kind of thing. And Congressman Cohen didn’t stop there.

“The Germans said enough about the Jews and people believed it–believed it and you have the Holocaust. We heard on this floor, government takeover of health care. Politifact said the biggest lie of 2010 was a government takeover of health care because there is no government takeover,” Cohen said.

The new DemCong “civility.” We’re all Nazi, Jooo-murdering blood libelers (wasn’t that term just declared “out of bounds” by the OgabeMedia and about 97% of the Party of Spineless?) so SHUT UP ALREADY!

The cosmically cluefucked clusterfuck has later issued a statement saying that when he equated opponents of OgabeCare with Nazi Propaganda Ministers responsible for the Holocaust he wasn’t really equating opponents of OgabeCare with Nazi Propaganda Ministers responsible for the Holocaust so, because, well, SHUT UP!

Or something.

Meanwhile, the Party of Stupid is in full retreat. (Has the balls of a) Newt Gingrich is saying that Palin is a dumbarse who should mind what she’s saying when she’s being accused of mass murder, Bill Frist is stumping for the OgabeCare individual mandate and Dick(head) Cheney is out in support of banning high-capacity magazines.

If anybody finds the GOP’s communal testicle, it would be nice if they’d FedEx it back to Congress, because they seem to be having a devil of a time locating it themselves. We’re told it’s quite small and has a tendency to only make an appearance around election time.

While we’re on the subject of “offensive speech”, could we have a national debate about ending offensively retarded speech because, quite frankly, what follows is so monumentally, mind-numbing moronic that any organism with an IQ higher than that of E.Coli ought to be mortally insulted by it.

First we have Sheila “North and South Vietnam” Jackson Lee, the dumbest cuntmuffin to ever open its mouth excepting, perhaps, the EEG-flatlined sub-retards who keep voting for it, states that repealing OgabeCare is a direct violation of the Fifth Amendment because, who the fuck cares really???“

The Fifth Amendment speaks specifically to denying someone their life and liberty without due process,” she said in a speech on the House floor moments ago. “That is what H.R. 2 does and I rise in opposition to it. And I rise in opposition because it is important that we preserve lives and we recognize that 40 million-plus are uninsured.

You forgot the bit in the Fifth about being deprived of your property without due process, you inexcusably daft cow. How does that fit in with your sub-sentient interpretation of the Fifth coupled with the individual mandate? No, don’t answer. Our IQ dropped six points just reading what you already spewed.

If anencephaly was a religion, you’d be the High Priestess. Towering monuments would be erected in your honor, most likely the only time in recorded history that you effected an erection of anything, for lesser idiots to gather around and worship.

Not to be outdone in the Olympic discipline of Incandescent Ignorance, another imbecile from the DemCong, John Lewis, steps up to the plate and claims that repealing OgabeCare is a violation of the “pursuit of life, liberty and happiness” clause of the Constitution.

No, we’re not even going to bother trying to make sense of that. Mocking that — thing’s obvious stupidity and unfamiliarity with our founding documents is too easy, even for us. Are there NO members of the DemCong who don’t still live in their family trees?

We’d suggest that he actually read the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, just to get started, but we’re not sure that they come in a comic book version with no words of more than two syllables.

If they do, the nation would be better served by beating him and Sheila to bloody pulps with them anyway. Our average national IQ would go up by at least double digits as a result.

Was that civil enough for you, you socialist scum?

Well fuck you too. Cordially.

Thatisall.