Mark Serreze, Chief of Alarmist Propaganda at the National Snow(job) and Ice Data Center, goes for the record in the “Number of Lies and/or Misinformation in a Single Press Release and/or Interview” category in one of his latest desperate attempts to continue sucking off the public’s withered teat and keep the Golden Glowbull Worming Goose™ on life support.

WASHINGTON, Aug. 6 (UPI) — The Arctic Ocean will be partially ice-free this summer for the first time in three decades, which scientists say will have some positive impacts on the region.

And, in other shocking, unprecedented news, Florida will be “partially-sunny” for the first time in three decades…

Measurements show the arctic had the least sea ice coverage in July ever recorded, CNN reported Saturday.

Those Olde Tyme™ Viking vintners in Greenland would beg to differ with that asinine assessment, as would the actual (probably modified) data…

“This is just part and parcel of the decline that we’ve seen in the overall ice extent because the Arctic is warming up,” said Mark Serreze, director of the National Snow and Ice Data Center.

Except that it isn’t actually declining… (And you’ll note how exceptionally quiet they are about the steadily-INCREASING Antarctic ice? Even these Bolshevik Bullshitters™ can’t put enough make-up and Daedalian wings on that pig to make it fly…) Also, you’ll note that “ice extent” depends most-heavily on WIND, not TEMPERATURE, since winds have a tendency to either blow ice out into the open waters of the Atlantic or Pacific (where it melts) or it stacks it up on itself inside the Arctic Ocean, making it THICKER, but with less EXTENT (aka “surface area”). See? Statistics can be fun to play with, when one gets to pick which results one wishes to achieve, can’t they?

Ice in the arctic has been declining more each summer, and even the oldest ice in the arctic, which is the thickest and most resistant to melting, has begun to dwindle.

Except that it hasn’t…

“This is man-made; there seems to be little doubt in that,” Serreze said.

Except by about 70% of the people whom you & your fellow Glowbull Worming Chicken Little Marxists want to tax into bankruptcy and servitude and control every single aspect of their lives…

“It would be reversible if we were to do something about our carbon dioxide emissions kill off most of our population and live in caves (Fixed it for you— B.),…

Complete and utter bullshit…

“…[but] I don’t see much of a fat chance in hell we’re going to see any change here. We’re going to have to adapt.”

That’s the only semi-sentient thing he said in the entire interview, even if he only got it half-right. We ARE going to see some change. The only problem is, with the Sun going into what some very smart astronomers think is another Maunder Minimum, there’s a very good chance that we’ll be seeing some Change!™ that we Hope!™ the human race will be able to adapt to. The problem is, it’s gonna be a helluva lot harder to grow crops under ice and snow than it is to get them to grow a degree or two warmer than present temperatures.

So, in closing, keep shoveling that manure, Mr. Serreze, because your job, as well as many “green” jobs depend on a steady stream of fertilizer to keep them fed.

F.E.T.E

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LC hilljohnny
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LC hilljohnny
August 7, 2011 11:37

i for one eagerly await the soon to be beach front property i own.

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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Damned good to see you back in excellent form BC! And even better to see that the people are waking up to the bullshit power grab by the lefties disguised as “environmentalism”. Total control is what they seek, and “climate change/global warming/drowning polar bears” was the cudgel they were going to use to club us into their utopian paradise. Ain’t… Read more »

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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BC, Imperial Torturer says:

they’ll be clad in crotchless micro-kinis!

Yup, excellent form alright. No one can scar the mind’s eye as well as you BC. :em06:

LC HJ Caveman82952
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LC HJ Caveman82952
August 7, 2011 12:33

Of course BC’s back, Crunch..you mention globull warming, or climate change, depending on the weather, and he is there, eviscerating it in all his glory…. I do so luv it. Yes, seeking to subjugate us, by destroying our economy , claiming sacrifices must be made…by everyone but them. Yes, Nancy, you in your 757, yes, Charles, and Al Gore, in… Read more »

LC Big Evil
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LC Big Evil
August 7, 2011 13:07

There’s nothing wrong with the hippie environmentalism movement…..that one can’t solve with a baseball bat and judicious use of blunt trauma. It’s all about control to those clowns, hence, I side with controlling all the .338 Lapua I can get my hands on.

~Big Evil….

Library Czar
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Library Czar
August 7, 2011 13:38

I was out in the Arctic Ocean in the mid 80’s drilling for that evil oil. You are correct it is wind that is the major factor. Pushes the ice flows all over the place. Though only a couple hundred miles from the north pole and in clear water when the wind came up and blew the ice flow toward… Read more »

lc purple raider
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August 7, 2011 19:26

Just imagine, when Shillary and Algore cruise up to the Ice Free™ Arctic!™ (Now With More Floating Polar Bear Carcasses!™) on Fuckface AlQerry’s tax-dodging yacht, they’ll be clad in crotchless micro-kinis!

Damn, glad you didn’t have a picture to go with that mental image.

And why do I open my big mouth?

LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
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Perhaps we can send them camping in the Arctic…. you know, to bond with Nature’s Creatures 😉

Libsareb Raindead
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August 8, 2011 06:00

when Shillary and Algore cruise up…they’ll be clad in crotchless micro-kinis Damn you, BC. If all the Climmunists’ alleged Melting Arctic Ice™ were converted into 100% pure Grade Quadruple-A Brain Bleach®, it still wouldn’t be enough to even partially exorcise that mind-dissolving mental image for more than a few hundredths of a nanosecond yoctosecond. On second thought, deploying that particularly… Read more »

LC Proud Infidel
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LC Proud Infidel
August 8, 2011 23:01

As for the “bikini bit” in the previous comments, I have to say, BRAIN BLEACH, GIMME BRAIN BLEEEAACH!!!!!! As for the Glowbull wormening bit and their pseudo-panic for more big government, it goes right in line with this, I give you: THE LIBERAL PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE: I pledge allegiance to the agenda of 0bama, Pelosi, and Reid. And to the… Read more »