Who Said the Ogabemedia is Useless?

Well, we suppose we did on a few occasions, but never mind that.

Thing is, barely has Michelle Bachmann announced that she’s actually running for president and the OgabeFluffers are already in full court press mode about her horrible, inexcusable “gaffe” about John Wayne having once lived in Waterloo, Iowa (which, we’re told, is a state up north that for some reason people with the IQ of collard greens think is important), and he apparently hasn’t!

Clear the front page, film at eleven! What a monumental gotcha! It’s almost as if somebody said that asthma could be cured with breathalyzers, that Austrian is a language, that the U.S. has somewhere between 57 and 59 states, that West Virginia is closer to Arkansas than Illinois is, that Iran is a tiny insignificant country followed by, 24 hours later, saying that it’s a grave threat, that the Selma civil rights march somehow made his parents beget him three years before the march, that president Bush’s response to 9/11 made Hugo Chavez get elected three years prior to the attack of the towers, that 11 people dead in Kansas is ten thousand dead, who claims his uncle liberated Auschwitz, which would come as a big surprise to the Russians unless his uncle actually served in the Red Army (which would actually not be all that surprising) etc. etc. etc.

Of course, that never happened. Nobody could be THAT stupid! And if somebody actually were to say something that Cosmically Cluefucked, the media would be all over is ig’nant ass. They certainly wouldn’t be constantly hailing the hayseed cretin as the “smartest president who ever lived.” After all, this is the same media who proclaimed Dan Quayle the dumbest ape ever because he misspelled “potato.” Once.

So what does this have to do with the Make Believe Media’s usefulness?

Simple, really. The fact that they’re going absolutely nuts over Bachmann’s notion that John Wayne once lived in a town where his parents actually lived tells us all we need to know about whether Bachmann is worth supporting or not. Only somebody who freaks them out, scares them shitless and makes them vomit in their venti lattes with terror can possibly be worth supporting.

So thanks, Ogabemedia, we’re all in for her now.

Thatisall.

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LC Darth Scoundrel
LC Darth Scoundrel

He may not have lived in Waterloo, but he was born in Winterset.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

The nightmare of the of the liberals:

President Michelle Bachman
Vice-President Herman Cain
SecState John Bolton
Sec. Interior Sarah Palin :em01:

I still need someone for justice who can nuke that cesspool but I don’t know any ethical. lawyers who are still practicing. :em03:

themandownthehall
themandownthehall

I’ve been all in for Bachman ever since she stood on the floor of the House and told Murtha that Marines are not cowards and basically he should stop acting like one. Oh, it was beautiful. They forced her to apologize but come on, that’s more balls than all the milquetoast losers we are putting up now. Plus, it’s might… Read more »

LC Sir M - Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E.
LC Sir M - Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E.

I’m on the Cain Train, but I could support Bachman.

Lady H
Lady H

Cain/Bachmann 2012 for me!

FrankOK
FrankOK

Even though Cain would have nothing to do but sleep through the Senate procedings as its president, not sure if it would be wise to run him in any capacity after the present bumblefuck’s tenure in the White House.

LC Guy S
LC Guy S

Cain has a good grasp of business/economics … but has gaffed badly on his grasp of the middle east, and to some extent constitutional questions (I think he was a bit off on the second amendment, but I could be mistaken on that). That being said, I still like the man, but have some doubts about his ability to handle… Read more »

FrankOK
FrankOK

LC Guy S growls and barks: June 28, 2011 at 9:43 am … snip Sarah Palin may be loaded for bear, rifle at the ready, but Bachmann has her finger on the neutron bomb, ready to turn the corrupt rat bastards in DC into little more than radioactive waste. … snip Without fail, all politicians have great aspirations and wondermous… Read more »

irish19
irish19

Some excellent tickets there. I wouldn’t have thought of Palin for Interior, but I like it. I’m glad we can all seem to agree that Bolton is a natural at State. The metrosexuals there would have their knickers in a twist at the very thought. I like it!

LC Draco
LC Draco

Cain may have gaffed on the Middle East, but that’s why you appoint a decent Sec of State. Hell, most Americans thought it was Sarah Palin who said, “I can see Russia from my house” (paraphrased) when it was Tina Fey. Most Americans can’t even label 50% of the countries in the Middle East. Most Americans can’t tell you the… Read more »

LC Guy S
LC Guy S

Draco, granted the Kurds are indeed an ethnicity, but my understanding is they also “practice” a slightly different flavor of Islam (can’t remember it off hand, but it isn’t the “mainline Sunni or Shi’ite”, or even Wahabist brands o’ shit). So there is at least some truth to marking them as a third sect. Muzzy, where do you get off… Read more »

FrankOK
FrankOK

Muzzy growls and barks:
June 28, 2011 at 10:15 am

How would you guys feel about Romney/Perry?

Two RINOs?

Re: Bachmann – I like her brand of crazy – it’s necessary.

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

Also, just out of curiosity, given that it’s highly likely that Romney will get the nod come 2012, who would you guys fancy to be his VP candidate?

I’ve said it before,and I’ll say it again, we don’t need no stinking Limey poofters picking Mittens to run against O’Stalin.

And apologies to any actual stinking Limey Poofters.

LC Guy S
LC Guy S

Romny/Perry? Oh great, that’s what we need RINO-spineless/RINO-withaspine. Both of em “Bush lite”. And we all know how well Bush did on such issues as illegal aliens, the ecconomy, and fighting the WOT as it really needs to be faught (admittedly doing a far, far better job than the current asshole in charge…but still…). Nope. It is time for some… Read more »

L.C. Guy S. wrote: Muzzy, where do you get off on the Bachmann is crazy meme? A couple of years back, the Chinese tentatively floated the idea of replacing the dollar as the world’s reserve currency with the Yuan. Bachmann evidently interpreted this to mean that the Obama Administration might scrap greenbacks altogether, forcing Americans inside America to trade with… Read more »

lc purple raider

I’ve said it before,and I’ll say it again, we don’t need no stinking Limey poofters picking Mittens to run against O’Stalin.

Not only will he be picked, but come election day you’ll be hauling your dumb ass down to the polling station to punch the ticket for him. Man, that’s gonna hurt :em05:

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

I like Michelle, but I don’t think she’s presidential. For starters, she has to start answering questions with something other than “Look, I love this country and the American people and they want a president that is strong and loves this country”. That seems to be her rote answer and it shows either an unclear grasp of the hard issues… Read more »

LC Draco
LC Draco

@LC Guy….there are Sunni and Shi’ite Kurds (Not many tho). And it’s pretty much clear the distinction between the two sects. The bottom line is did Mohammed designate a successor. THAT is the biggest distinction. Maybe the other thing you were thinking about was the Yazidi I worked with a lot of the in Iraq. They are considered Satan worshippers,… Read more »

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan

Muzzy, I think you’re not factoring in the lay of the political landscape. A few years ago it WOULD have been Mittens, then Bambi showed up and changed the political landscape. Obama can’t run effectively as the outsider any longer, so he’s not gonna get the 18 year old morons to put down their video games and go vote for… Read more »

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

Muzzdrake squeals:

Not only will he be picked, but come election day you’ll be hauling your dumb ass down to the polling station to punch the ticket for him. Man, that’s gonna hurt

Spoken like a true “stinking limey poofter”. :em05:

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

Jaybear sez: Personally, I think president bobblehead will not run in ’12, given his track record for never completing a job he starts I think he will cite “family reasons” and bail out of the plane he sent into a nosedive. Look for hillary to step in and run…..anyone wanna wager on that? It’s possible but you have to factor… Read more »

LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/10/24/gal_epp_rosalynn-carter.jpg

Care to guess who is posing with Rosalynn Carter?

:em05:

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

@ Muzzy (the eternal ignorant slut) Is that all you got to establish your position that Bachmann is crazy? How pathetically weak. You (and the GOP) have no fucking clue what’s going on out here. Those independants that you use to justify your nonsense, are mostly Tea Party people now. There is very very little of the independants (as you… Read more »

LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.

HA!! Romney just compared himself to the Liberal Lion of the Senate, The late unlamented Ted Kennedy, Muzzy.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-romney-20110628,0,2535294.story

As far as that goes, it’s a nail in his political coffin.

L.C. Terrible Troy wrote: Is that all you got to establish your position that Bachmann is crazy? How pathetically weak. Introducing a constitutional amendment to “protect the dollar” from threats that only ever existed in her feverish imagination seems pretty damn crazy to me. At the absolute least, Bachmann’s inability to differentiate between reserve currency and just plain old everyday… Read more »

P.S. – Forgot to mention, you can’t pick Alan West ‘cos he’s definitely ruled himself out of the race.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

muzzy parrots: At the absolute least, Bachmann’s inability to differentiate between reserve currency and just plain old everyday currency shows that she is a woman of truly weapons grade stupidity. and I mean parrot, did a google search to see if she had really advocated a Constitutional amendment to protect the dollar…and she had. But every google hit, said the… Read more »

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

“Fast and Furious” just got more interesting (via Sister Toldjah): Gunwalker: ATF head to tell all? Money shot ‘er quote: So, is Melson the new John Dean, or is this a prelude to being the fall-guy? At Pajamas Media, Bob Owens considers five possibilities: Melson falls on his sword. Melson implicates the head of the DoJ Criminal Division, who signed… Read more »

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan

Jaybear sez…. Would I vote for her if she WAS the candidate? Goddamned straight I would, I will not stay home nor will I vote third party. I despise president bobblehead al-obama and everything he stands for, he needs to go…..this country is in a nosedive right now and it ain’t because of Bush anymore. This is obama’s house now,… Read more »

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

@muzzy

Romney could have Jesus Christ himself as a running mate. I won’t be voting for him.

And you are correct. I have a enormous prick. The question is…who told you? Was it your mom or your sister?

Now, Now, don’t get your frilly knickers all in a twist. I’m just kidding. I’m sure your mother and sister are both honorable chaste individuals.

Romney could have Jesus Christ himself as a running mate. I won’t be voting for him. Fair enough. Thanks for the straight answer. And you are correct. I have a enormous prick. The question is…who told you? Was it your mom or your sister? It was my sister. She’s the one who arrested you for indecent exposure at that Church… Read more »

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

I’m going to lock this thread in the Wayback Machine and pull it up a year from now. Who knows? Someone we aren’t even talking about could get “the nod” from the GOP. The democrats and leftists in general know that Obama’s only hope to get re-elected is for the republicans to run another McCainlike “squishy retread”. They and “the… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

:em08: Okay, I’m staying right there for the moment. Let’s find out ALL of who’s running, google their history with a magnifying glass, And work VERY hard to get the best in the primary. And if #1 isn’t the one running after all, let’s ride whoever it actually ends up being to HONOR THEIR OATH!!!!!

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Oh, and EM! 33 was very good! :em01: (These are cool emoticons! And thank you for the edit function. Most appreciated.)

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

It was my sister. She’s the one who arrested you for indecent exposure at that Church picnic :-p

Fuck’en Federales…always pissing on a guys harmless, drunken debauchery. Besides the cheerleaders told us they were all over 18. :em01:

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

Just to make Muzzy’s head explode, my preferences are Palin-Bachman. In either order because they’re the ones who most bother the enemy. But mainly, I’m casting my negligible influence according to negative choice. So far I’ve ruled out “She turned me into a Newt” Gingrich, the Huckster, Huntsman (whoever he might be), and Romney. All others are still open for… Read more »

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

Muzzy ,while mittens is there, fundraising, how about you fucking keep him?

LC Trooper THX1138, Imperial Gadget Geek
LC Trooper THX1138, Imperial Gadget Geek

I would not pull the lever for romney unless he had my wife and baby son locked up in a Jigsaw-type booby trap and voting for romney was the only way to save them. Sadly, since it looks like cali is going the open primary route, look for dems to foul up the nominating process there. Since the primary is… Read more »

FrankOK
FrankOK

Emperor Misha I growls and barks: June 29, 2011 at 12:16 am – – – – – – With Mittens McOgabe that’s not even a remote possibility so no, it doesn’t matter who that slimy, Ted Kennedy-loving fuck chooses as his running mate, he can stay fucked for all that I care. Agreed – we need to be tossing the… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

I’m not a Bachmann fan. At all. I agree with her on a lot, but much like Palin, she spews empty platitudes without much substance. She knows how to play to a crowd, and I’m sure she’s a nice person, but that’s about it. That said… As a former Army public affairs specialist, the first thing I would tell generals… Read more »

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

@LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch: The difference between Palin and Bachman (I still PRAY that ticket will happen w/Ann Coulter as AG) and the rest of GOP dumbshits is that they actually believe in what they say and do. If they could find a spine on Mittens they’d get the NPP for Medicine. And unlike the Kenyon Klingon Fucker… Read more »

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

Muzzy said: Not only will he be picked, but come election day you’ll be hauling your dumb ass down to the polling station to punch the ticket for him. Muzzy, you ignorant slut! No, I won’t vote for Mitt or any other RINO… not even if they choose God himself as his running mate. I will not vote socialist instead… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

@light – A lot of people believe what they say. Deep held beliefs are fine. I’m sure Zero just LUUUUUVS his Marxist ideology. But I want something more than screeching platitudes. I experienced the same frustration watching the NH debate. When asked for DETAILS about what they would do to repeal ObamaCare, they all confirmed how bad it was! JESUS,… Read more »

FrankOK
FrankOK

Reagrdless of who is run by the respective parties, we have to remember the “arrangment” by which corruption is kept alive and well within the government. Every 4 years, the president stands for election. Every 2 years, the House stands for election. The Senate, however, can only have 1/3 of its panderers replaced at any election, leaving 2/3 to carry… Read more »

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

What are your plans? How, exactly, will you go about repealing ObamaCare? Because they all know that Obamacare can’t and won’t be repealed until if and when we have 1) the Presidency 2) a solid, conservative majority in the House and 3) 60+ majority in the Senate. I’d prefer at least 65 because Brown is from MA, the two twits… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Because they all know that Obamacare can’t and won’t be repealed until if and when we have 1) the Presidency 2) a solid, conservative majority in the House and 3) 60+ majority in the Senate. I’d prefer at least 65 because Brown is from MA, the two twits from Maine and Little Johnny McCain who needs his tramp daughter tell… Read more »

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

Nicki, the way I interpret this is that she did understand but just mucked it up while trying to enunciate it. You’ve been a PAO and you know thoughts don’t always match what is said. I sure she meant to say John Adams (he wasn’t present at the Continental Convention) was a Founder and that his son, John Quincy Adams,… Read more »

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

And I even made a mistake: Rhode Island George Read, Caesar Rodney and Thomas McKean did not sign the Constitution since RI refused to send delegates. They were from Delaware not Rhode Island and Read was the only original signer of the Declaration present. Also even tho Stephen Hopkins from RI signed the Declaration he died prior to the Convention… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

@LC Light29ID – now you’re squirming FOR her. History confirms that although many of the Founders weren’t thrilled with slavery, they chose to pretty much tolerate it, albeit probably temporarily. In either case, that does not equate to the Founding Fathers having “fought tirelessly” to end slavery. No matter how you spin it, that’s JUST. NOT. TRUE. As a PAO,… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

And I even made a mistake

Yes, and you immediately corrected yourself, instead of claiming that the delegates grew up in Rhode Island, and therefore your mistake was not really a mistake.

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

And shit like this is why I refuse to vote for either party. I mean after all, they’ve had 146 years of “running” this country. Right into the ground. People keep telling me that the next ________ (insert party name) will “SAVE AMERICA !!!!!!!!! Sorry, I don’t buy that bullshit. So just blindly vote for whomever the media tells you… Read more »

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

Nicki, these are the only horses we have in the race right now so we have to place our bets on which one will do the job best and my money is on Bachman (or Palin, please dear God Palin). Like it or not we have pick from who’s in the race or sit on our hands and let Obongo… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Nicki, these are the only horses we have in the race right now so we have to place our bets on which one will do the job best and my money is on Bachman (or Palin, please dear God Palin). Like it or not we have pick from who’s in the race or sit on our hands and let Obongo… Read more »

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

And it IS my vote, and I will not waste it on someone I feel isn’t qualified to be POTUS. That is your right as an American and defend it until death… but please, for love of all that is Right and Holy consider the alternative, if he gets a another fours (and NDWSP will pull out all the stops)… Read more »

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

<I'll :em08:

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

At this point, the alternative is a BIG, GARGANTUAN ROCK FROM SPACE THAT WILL DECIMATE EVERYTHING. That’s what I want, because as it stands right now, I don’t see how we can save it.

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

Maybe it won’t be us that saves us Nicki,, sometimes we forget that the whole freakin’ world doesn’t hate our gutz,, like the left can’t stop telling us. I don’t always just plop down and get comfy just to access my e-mail or hit a news site or two in my moments between my domestic missions of the moment,, but… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

@LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech :

That’s beautiful. The Hungarians do love us. That I know. :em01:

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

@LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech growls:

uniformed Troopies

Thank the Lord the Army Staff finally got rid of those butt ass ugly green Class “A” uniforms. The updated Cavalry look is 1000% improvement (but Marine Corps Dress Blues will still always steal the ladies :em07: )

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

I’m t’inking it’s the Blue Steel under the red piping, Light29ID