On a lighter note, this is what not to say as a cop

Cop pulls a driver over for speeding and sarcastically asks her for her pilots license.

So she said sure officer, here you go.

And handed him a valid and current airline pilots license.

Cop stands there for ten seconds, goes bright red, hands it back to her and walks back to his patrol car.

He never did that again.

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June 22, 2020 02:27

naow i have to go get a pilot’s license.

June 22, 2020 05:09

I guess that would have been Brigid visiting OZ, nothing quite like a red head pilot in a car. 😉

June 22, 2020 08:20

Cop: your eyes are red. You been drinking?
Driver: Your eyes are glazed. You been eating donuts?

LC Wil, S.C.E.
LC Wil, S.C.E.
June 22, 2020 20:23

Hell, I did that in 1986. Young black male 1LT in uniform, 62 in a 40, Schofield Barracks, Honolulu,Hawaii, “Sir, the reason you have been stopped this evening is for speeding, I have you on KR-10 radar at 22 miles over the speed limit. May I have your registration, insurance card, Military ID card and your pilots license, Sir?”. Which,… Read more »

LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret
June 30, 2020 13:17

Woman stopped for speeding informs the Highway Patrolman she’s late for the HP Ball…he informs her the Highway Patrol doesn’t have balls…
Let her go…