At least that’s what Christians are suddenly called, unanimously, by the Prozi nomenklatura when talking about the islamist massacre in Sri Lanka, murdering 290 Christians attending Easter services.

You won’t find the word “Christian” anywhere, only this strange, mythological beast, “Easter worshipper”. We weren’t aware that anybody worships Easter, but there you have it.

Also notably absent in the coverage of this the latest muslim mass murder of innocents: Any reference to islam. The closest they get is “religious extremist”, leaving everybody wondering whether Militant Methodists were behind it. Or perhaps the Amish Liberation Front of Sri Lanka?

And, of course, what will be entirely absent in about a day or two is any coverage whatsoever of this brutal atrocity.

Just doesn’t fit the narrative, don’t you know?

Let’s get back to talking about how poor Ilhan is getting mean voicemails, shall we?

We don’t know why she’s so upset.

It’s just some people saying something, after all.

Thatisall.

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LC Mike in Chi
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LC Mike in Chi
April 23, 2019 12:03

Misha Quips: Also notably absent in the coverage of this the latest muslim mass murder of innocents: Any reference to islam. The closest they get is “religious extremist”, leaving everybody wondering whether Militant Methodists were behind it. Or perhaps the Amish Liberation Front of Sri Lanka? Must be the Hitlary/0bummer media filter. For the French version of the more refined… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
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VonZorch Imperial Researcher
April 23, 2019 19:29

The closest they get is “religious extremist”, leaving everybody wondering whether Militant Methodists were behind it. Or perhaps the Amish Liberation Front of Sri Lanka?

It was the Quakers! Or maybe the Jain.

Fa Cube Itches
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Fa Cube Itches
April 25, 2019 16:43

We were of the impression that you Christians enjoyed being martyred, or was that only when it was done in our glorious Flavian Amphitheatre?
– The Romans

Terrapod
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April 25, 2019 18:48

Well, in other news, Canada used to have the Looney dollar coin, now they have the Poony

New One Dollar Canadian Coin Features Two Men Kissing

LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret
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LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret
April 27, 2019 11:34

Damn those radical Mormons! Shoulda never let them out of Utah…

LC Xystus
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April 27, 2019 16:39

Well, in other news, Canada used to have the Looney dollar coin, now they have the Poony

New One Dollar Canadian Coin Features Two Men Kissing

Or it could be merely yet another portrait in the style of Picasso.

Terrapod
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April 27, 2019 20:18
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Nah, but I can grant you it being a Picasoed picture of Justin Trudeau kissing Justin Trudeau seeing he is so in love with himself.