Bibi to Ogabessiah: “Get Bent, You Jooo-hating Shmekel”

OK, not quite, but watching Bibi telling Teh Chosen One, The High Priest of the Make Believe Media, Ogabe bin Jooo-Hater, that he can forget about 1967 borders and “right of return” is quite satisfying nonetheless.

Sure, Ogabe is all in favor of recognizing Israel’s right to exist as long as it:

A) Immediately stops building anything on its own territory.
B) Gives up every scrap of land it has fought and sacrificed for through genocidal mooselimb extinction attempt after genocidal mooselimb extinction attempt, leaving its own borders utterly indefensible so Ogabe’s fellow Jooo-haters in paleswine will have an easier time finishing the job and
C) Promptly lets every descendant of the original pisslamic hordes who fled the country after having had their arses handed to them in a war of their OWN aggression return to Israel so they can dissolve the nation from within.

As long as Israel agrees to those very “reasonable, modest” demands Ogabe is the Best Friend Israel Ever Had™!!!!11!!!1!!

Fuck that bastard hard up the arse with a chainsaw wrapped in swastikas, and may his days of squatting at 1600 Penn Ave soon be over.

Thatisall.

P.S.: Any male member of The Tribe who voted for and/or donated to that syphilitic, anti-Semite kalb needs to have his foreskin reattached. With a staple gun.

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LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
May 22, 2011 01:19

I just love watching jugears get some on-the-job schooling by leaders far smarter than himself.

GamerFromJump
GamerFromJump
May 22, 2011 02:14

Good on ya, Bibi! Tell Saddam Hussein Ogabe to go screw himself.

Tallulah
Tallulah
May 22, 2011 02:16

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Here’s a photo of Bibi in his IDF badass days, next to a photo of Oboner in his twenties.

http://weaselzippers.us/2011/05/19/report-obama-regime-assured-netanyahu-there-would-be-no-surprises/

‘Nuff said.

Except this: everybody get on your knees and storm Heaven to send us such a man for OUR president!

lc purple raider
lc purple raider
May 22, 2011 02:17

Hopey Ochangeo got beclowned, and Bibi did the facepaint.

I love it when Pisslamists and their bretheren get told to go fuck thenselves.

Tallulah
Tallulah
May 22, 2011 02:18

Oh, and Abraham Foxman is one who needs to have his foreskin reattached: he who runs the Anti-Defamation League is still clinging to Oboner’s leg, crying desperately as Oboner demands fellatio one more time! all while urging his fellow Jews to join him in worshipping the Traitor in the White House.

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog
May 22, 2011 02:40

Staple Gun, you are getting soft My Liege. The proper tool is a high velocity Nail Gun. Thus you can attach both sides with one pull!

We do need to save time you know!

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
May 22, 2011 03:47

Not to mention, Bibi was a far better looking man! Hmmm, where’s that video about conservative women? Oh, here’s one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poX4LBbI2Io&feature=related

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
May 22, 2011 07:47

Based upon his actions alone – and not addressing the dubious nature of his own “faith” – it is clear that Odumbo is a moslem sympathizer.

May 22, 2011 09:22

Response to Tallulah @: That picture should be plastered all over America even more than that kitty litter liner Hope poster that made people vomit with captions: “Israel has a real leader, why don’t we?” “One man served his country, one man tried to destroy it” “Which one would you want to defend your family?” “One man is the descendent… Read more »

May 22, 2011 09:41

Bibi was a class act, humble but resolute, accomodating yet firm……..I liked him. He didn’t directly attack obama, yet he made it very clear he will work without him if he must. Considering the influence Israel has on the congress, not to mention the overwhelming support of the American people…. Games won’t work here, Barack, their survival is at stake,… Read more »

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy
May 22, 2011 11:26

Yeah yeah…just answer the fucking question. What do you think motivated BiBi to respond in the manner that he did? Oh yeah and Bama just finished his speech at AIPAC where he “clarified” his statements and his tone was MUCH more Pro-Israel. The borders thing has been spoken to in private (as indicated by Bama in todays speech). Could it… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
May 22, 2011 11:46

Staple guns, nail guns, you’re pikers. Sew them back on with rusty barbed wire.

sleeper
sleeper
May 22, 2011 12:50

Keep Jerusalem as an international zone

Or go all King Solomon and blast the whole city to smithereens, maybe nuclear, make the place uninhabitable. If you can’t agree on who keeps Jerusalem, nobody gets it.

I’ve had enough of the whole thing.

Sir Fresh Sign
Sir Fresh Sign
May 22, 2011 14:25

Hamas: Obama speech will not force us to recognize Israel

Group spokesman slams US president’s speech to AIPAC, says Obama’s comments show Washington will “support the occupation at the expense of the freedom of the Palestinian people.”

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
May 22, 2011 16:30

AMEN TROY

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
May 22, 2011 16:31

When BO met with abbas,, there was the usual kissy-kissy bunbuns,,,but,, either there was a teleprompter on the floor,,or BO was distracted by abbas’s,,,crotch?

..Just an observation,,of course,,

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
May 22, 2011 18:30

LC TerribleTroy says:

Please show me where I insinuated that Obama “pulled back.”

He can read Troy,, maybe those weren’t quotation marks,, ‘coulda’ been buggers or sumthin’ on the copy that he pasted.

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
May 22, 2011 19:46

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech says: When BO met with abbas,, there was the usual kissy-kissy bunbuns,,,but,, either there was a teleprompter on the floor,,or BO was distracted by abbas’s,,,crotch? ..Just an observation,,of course,, That is deferential moslem behavior … avoiding looking his superior in the eyes. It probably would have been too obvious if he had just bowed… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
May 22, 2011 20:48

Netanyahu doesn’t really have a desire for a Palestinian state at all.

Nobody with a brain in their heads would back a terrorist state right in their laps.

His idea of “peace” is to hope that the Palestinians die

That’s the only way there will be any hope of peace. You can’t have peace with bloodthirsty savages.

Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere
Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere
May 22, 2011 20:54

Why is it that it is always Israel facing the ridiculous land-for-no-peace deals? Seems to me that Jordan is sitting on some of that paliland (Like Disneyland for murdering scum). —————————————————————————————- The Isreali ambassador rose to answer the latest trumped up charges at the U.N. As the chamber grew quiet, he softly said “I will address the latest allegations by… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
May 22, 2011 21:19

Why is it that it is always Israel facing the ridiculous land-for-no-peace deals? Because most of the UN’s membership want to see all Jews wiped from the face of the Earth but don’t actually have the conviction to do it themselves. They are hoping that the Trans-Jordanians will do it for them while they stand on the sidelines pretending that… Read more »

Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere
Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere
May 22, 2011 21:20

After the West Bank, Gaza and G-d knows what else with nothing but an escalation of violence from the paleosimian pigs to show for it, the latest “brilliant” proposal is that they give up even MORE for even MORE nothing? Because if they don’t, The Tinglemaker™ won’t heal the holes in their soulsssssss. Besides, He’s just gonna do a whole… Read more »

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
May 22, 2011 22:16

BisW,, do you know of a precedent anywhere of land captured in an invasion gambit being forced by law to return said land to the invader?
Until I see one,, the whole question is fish-head ded.

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy
May 22, 2011 22:45

If that was an example of Bama’s “statesmanship” Im going to pray this fucker doesnt have any real crisis (like Iranian missiles in Venezuela) to negotiate. Lets look at this thing as a whole… With a State visit from the Israeli’s imminent Obama, makes a speech to the muslim audience where he discloses what he thinks Israel positions should be… Read more »

lc purple raider
lc purple raider
May 22, 2011 23:36

Keep Jerusalem as an international zone

Why? The Arab world has no claim on Jerusalem, none whatsoever.

The only ones who should have a say about Jerusalem and Greater Israel are the Jews and the Romans.

Good luck finding Romans in this day and age.

Tallulah
Tallulah
May 23, 2011 02:05

For those whose minds haven’t been resurfaced by Teflon, here’s a sobering tally. Israel by the Numbers, by Dennis Prager For the many readers who have requested a brief synopsis of the moral arguments in the Arab-Israeli conflict, I offer the following list of numerical data. Number of times Jerusalem is mentioned in the Hebrew Bible: over 700 Number of… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
May 23, 2011 07:51

Forgive the length, but DJ needs schooling 1. Are you aware that the Disputed Territories never belonged to the ‘Palestinians’ and only came into Israeli possession as a result of the 1967 six day war in which Egypt, Jordan, Syria, and Lebanon all massed forces at Israel’s border in order to push the Jews into the sea?. The Arabs lost… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
May 23, 2011 08:23

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irish19
irish19
May 23, 2011 11:23

Response to LC Gladiator @:
The Arabs have been whining about the Jews since God picked Abraham over Lot in the Chosen People Sweepstakes.

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
May 23, 2011 11:33

Bibi should have said, “Fine. You want pre-1967 borders? So do we. We want the borders Israel had in 950 BC. So, Juggears, when do you plan to help implement those borders?” :em69:

Qoheleth
Qoheleth
May 23, 2011 12:09

In rejoinder, Bibi called upon Obama to return America to her pre-1845 borders. In a straw poll, 71% of Texans are not convinced that would be a bad thing after all.

Here in California, I’m not thoroughly convinced that hasn’t already happened…

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
May 23, 2011 15:47

Response to KArnold @:
Seriously, I posted my response before I read yours. Too funny.

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
May 23, 2011 15:48

irish19 says:

The Arabs have been whining about the Jews since God picked Abraham over Lot in the Chosen People Sweepstakes.

I’m pretty sure it was Abraham over Ishmael. 😎

LC LOBO
LC LOBO
May 23, 2011 16:59

Grammar Czar says:

irish19 says:
The Arabs have been whining about the Jews since God picked Abraham over Lot in the Chosen People Sweepstakes.
I’m pretty sure it was Abraham over Ishmael.

It was Issac over Ishmael. The son of the promise, not the son of the “married” woman.

Qoheleth
Qoheleth
May 23, 2011 17:37

Grammar Czar: proof positive that great minds do in fact think alike. And I think Israel should be required to roll their borders back, not to 1967, but 950 BC.

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
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Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
May 23, 2011 17:43

All I’m gonna say is..Bibi is HAWT!!!!! :em95: :em02:

Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
May 23, 2011 17:59

Response to Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R @:
Amen to that. And if there are still guys who look like THAT in Israel, I think I know where I am taking my graduation vacation. I am pretty sure not all IDF hotties are good boys, and many like to play! :em03:

sleeper
sleeper
May 23, 2011 19:33

Dang.

LC FX Phillips
LC FX Phillips
May 24, 2011 09:53

Perhaps in this article by Brett Stephens in today’s Opinion Journal some light can be shed on why the Won deserved a rhetorical backhand across the proverbial chops http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304066504576341212934894494.html?mod=WSJ_Opinion_LEADTop The nut of the argument in case the link doesn’t work. But Mr. Obama’s problem isn’t, as he supposes, that people aren’t paying close enough attention to him. On the contrary,… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
May 24, 2011 17:02

Not to worry folks, the Trans-Jordanians have made the 1967 borders controversy a moot point.

…and jugears get torpedoed again. :em02:

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
May 26, 2011 11:53

LC Robohobo says:

People who thought like you became Sonderkommando quite willingly.

Yes DJ would have been first in line,right behind George Soros, to become a sonderkommando