World Fails to End; Loons and Cultists Who Just Blew Their Savings on Strippers, Booze and Posters Hardest Hit

…and the head honcho of this latest eruption of Teh Stupidâ„¢ seems to have been raptured or something. At any rate, he’s not answering the phone.

Which sucks powerfully, as His Majesty was looking forward very much to calling him all night long, laughing like a demented hyena.

The Oakland, California, headquarters of the network of 66 U.S. stations was shuttered with a sign in the door that read “This Office is Closed. Sorry we missed you!”

Sorry, but that is so very much unimpressive compared to the classic bumper sticker saying “in case of Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned.”

Family Radio officials, with the help of supporters, had posted over 2,000 billboards around the country warning of a May 21 Judgment Day.

And we thank you so much for your contribution to the ailing economy.

Sheila Doan, 65, who has lived next door to Camping since 1971, said he is a good neighbor and that she is concerned about Camping and his wife, because of the attention his pronouncement has received.

“I’m concerned for them, that somebody would possibly do something stupid, you just don’t know in this world what’s going to happen,” she said.

Oh yes. All of us bitter-clingers are just dying to double-tap some loon because he made an utter fool of himself. Actually, we’re not. We’re quite content with laughing at his dumber-than-dirt arse.

Of course, some members of the multitude that he talked into parting with their lives’ savings might think otherwise now but, if that’s the case, our only response is “what goes around, comes around. Jackarse.”

Of course, the Roto-Rooters article we linked utterly fails to ask for comment from any actual Christians, preferring instead to interview a bunch of atheists busy stating how silly all of those G-d bothering loons are.

But hey, that’s what we expected.

Nothing must stand in the way of The Narrativeâ„¢.

Keep the Earth clean, shoot a journalist.

Thatisall.

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May 21, 2011 17:35

FamilyRadio.com is strangely…..dark today. Go figure.

Matthew 24:36 says it far better than I could.

Oh, and FOIST!!!!!

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy
May 21, 2011 18:00

Open Thread? Anyone have any comments on that foreign policy nightmare that Bummer generated with Israel? Return to 67 borders?? “Right” of Return? How bout the fact that it was reported that Hillary advised BiBi of the content prior to the speech and that BiBi asked for those to be removed from the speech? How about BiBi’s response? That was… Read more »

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
May 21, 2011 18:20

They lost the real estate in a war,, get over it.
Anyone that supports “palistine” supports sharia.
Don’t believe me,, read tha’ damned paliswinian constitution,,
IF they win,, you can’t wear your peace sign anymo’,,

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog
May 21, 2011 18:22

Response to LC TerribleTroy @:
Reference your last paragraph, look at His Vileness’s second to last paragraph.

Nothing especially not the truth can be allowed to disrupt “The Narrative!”

Sad and at times sickening but, it is the truth today!

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
May 21, 2011 18:50

Who Just Blew Their Savings on Strippers, Booze and Posters Hardest Hit

Hey, it was a bachelor party, alright? And I must say, worth every penny. :em03:

LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel
May 21, 2011 18:53

If it DID happen, there’d be noone watching the Lexus dealership OR the liquor stores while everyone was panicking, PAAAAARTY!!!

LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel
May 21, 2011 18:54

P.S. :em02: :em01: :em69: :em03: :em93: I couldn’t get them to work on my last post.

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
May 21, 2011 19:52

Of course the idiot who predicted Doomsday for today will refund alllllll the donations he got.

Right.

Right after Ogabe admits he isn’t all knowing.

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
May 21, 2011 19:57

You know, I remember I had this idiot who didnt want to be a customer because he said the world would end on May 21st. I still have dude’s email. Maybe I should write him back and remind him of his galactic stupidity (nicely mind you) and tell him he needs to advertise his business since we’re all still here?… Read more »

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
May 21, 2011 19:59

It appears their website over at FamilyRadio is getting bombed /w/ traffic …. it came PARTIALLY up and says ‘The Bible GUARANTEES it’ ‘May 21, 2011 .. Judgment Day!’

Maybe Judgment Day for him, perhaps?

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
May 21, 2011 20:02

Says it all doesn’t it?


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[Fixed it for you – DJ]

Jerry
Jerry
May 21, 2011 21:16

Oh, crap! They screwed up. It’s not trumpets, the Bible says TROMBONES. :em93:

Lady H
Lady H
May 21, 2011 21:17

Matthew 24:36 says it far better than I could.

What part of that do some of my fellow Christians don’t understand?

Prepare like every day will be your LAST day., that is what we all are supposed to do. (And reference the sleeping bridesmaids in the Good Book as well!)

Lady H
Lady H
May 21, 2011 21:22

And I actually feel sorry for him/ them. There is no room in my heart to mock.

I think a lot of us could say we wish Christ would hurry up and come back again already. 🙂

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
May 21, 2011 23:01

Maybe Harold needed a pay day.

That’s where I’d place my wager.

LC Anniee451
LC Anniee451
May 21, 2011 23:36

Which sucks powerfully, as His Majesty was looking forward very much to calling him all night long, laughing like a demented hyena. Yeah, so was Anniee. But hey, Camping has enough to face on Monday when his show starts getting calls – I’ve heard people trying to set him straight and he never got the message. Always assuming he didn’t… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
May 22, 2011 00:53

The Son of G_d did put in an appearance two days ago in Texas.

Tallulah
Tallulah
May 22, 2011 02:22

Here in Moscow on the Hudson, they reported this story as an “Oh, those Siwwy Chwistians!” story. No interviews with sane believers. And put a snippet of Camping saying, “You can go into any church ….” and cut to his nutty billboard.

Because, you know, all of us “Christianists,” as the Haters call us, are just batshit.

Tallulah
Tallulah
May 22, 2011 02:24

“No man will know the day or the hour of My coming” — You Know Who

GamerFromJump
GamerFromJump
May 22, 2011 02:24

Quite frankly, the apocalyptist freaks deserved to be taken for all they were worth (monetarily, because goodness knows they weren’t worth anything else). The whole Rapture mindset is predicated on two sick premises: 1) Looking forward to the end of the world, which despite the flaws of its people, is beautiful; 2) Enjoying the concept of the suffering of “heathens”… Read more »

Jerry
Jerry
May 22, 2011 08:01

The Son of G-D was also present in Atlantic City in 1908. :em93:

Jerry
Jerry
May 22, 2011 10:38

“Some people were just born to be bitch-slapped”. C’mon, Dave, cut him some slack. After all he IS from Staten Island! : :em01:

Shorpy is one of my favorite sites as well, one I check out everyday. I have downloaded hundreds of pictures from Shorpy over the last few years. The Kodachrome transparencies, especially, are absolutely fantastic.

LC Anniee451
LC Anniee451
May 22, 2011 13:42

To everyone interested in the “rapture” story – this is the BEST billboard ever created on the subject – I hope these show up all over the country:

http://cheezburger.com/Justacarolinian/lolz/View/4787712512 (Not sure about the caption, but the billboard is AWESOME)

seagoon
seagoon
May 23, 2011 02:43

Response to LC Gladiator @:
Because he provided the link, of course!

Seriously, what do you disbelieve in his comment?

Lady M-ITTâ„¢-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
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Lady M-ITTâ„¢-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
May 23, 2011 21:10

Well seems his prediction was off by 5 months guys. It’s October 21st. You all still have time to buy a few billboards. :em01:

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
May 24, 2011 10:43

Response to Lady M-ITTâ„¢-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R @:

Hells, no! I’m spending my money on hookers and blow.

:em01:

LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel
May 24, 2011 11:25

*OOP* Game on again,folks, today he said it was just a miscalculation, it’s really OCTOBER21st. It must have been either
a misplaced decimal point, or he forgot to carry the 2! :em93: :em69: :em01: :em02:

Alan K. Henderson
Alan K. Henderson
May 25, 2011 01:56

Response to Jerry @:

I thought it would be more like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eieOoUUl9RY&feature=player_embedded