Spoiler: It’s not with the Americans they claim to represent.

This week, we have Fauxcahontas, her of the famous Cherokee Crab in Mayonnaise recipe (finding and catching the majestic Oklahoman Prairie Crab might be difficult), who just doesn’t get what all of the nonsensical blather about Mollie Tibbetts is all about:

On CNN Wednesday, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) was asked to comment on the heartbreaking case of Mollie Tibbetts, the Iowa teenager who was allegedly murdered by an illegal immigrant.

Rather than simply offer condolences to the Tibbetts family, Warren said they “have to remember” that it’s important for the country to focus on “real problems” like helping illegal immigrants. She then launched into a rote political diatribe lamenting the treatment of illegal aliens at the Mexican border.

Warren made sure to include the Democrats’ 2018 campaign talking points about babies being snatched from the arms of their “mamas” at the border.

“Oh sure, that wasn’t good, but we have to focus on the REAL problem here, which is that we’re not sufficiently horrified by “children” of illegal immigrants being briefly separated from their criminal parents for their own good. That’s the REAL horror story here!!!”

Tell that to:
Molly Tibbetts (20)
Kate Steinle (32)
Chrishia Odette (13)
Ellie Hacking (4)
Grayson Hacking (22 months)
Shayley Estes (22)
Grant Ronnebeck (21)
…and on and on and on and on and on and…

Except you can’t, can you, you malodorous, slimy, treasonous, callous cunt?

Because they’re all murdered, dead, PERMANENTLY separated by those vile monsters that you care so much more about than the citizens of the country you’re sworn to serve the interests of.

So shut your front hole and do humanity a favor by suck starting a Mossberg, because you’re fuck all useful in your current state.


0 0 votes
Article Rating

By Emperor Misha I

Ruler of all I survey -- and then some.

Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
August 25, 2018 01:08

Thin Lizzy needs to retire, perhaps spending her remaining days baking cookies for her grandkids.

August 25, 2018 05:30

Lie-a-watha Warren is from the classic mold of every totalitarian scumbag throughout history. :em08:

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
August 26, 2018 00:12

How dare you speak so poorly of Princess Running Joke.

Iron Bear
Iron Bear
August 26, 2018 10:05

(finding and catching the majestic Oklahoman Prairie Crab might be difficult)

I had the Oklahoma Prairie Crabs once. I think I caught them at the Chicken Ranch…

Gods help us if they ever become antibiotic resistant.

Iron Bear
Iron Bear
August 26, 2018 10:08

I actually kinda agree with Liawatha. We should focus on real problems like helping illegal immigrants… to go back across the border… with a trebuchet.

I kinda doubt that that’s what she had in mind, though.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
August 26, 2018 20:32

Iron Bear @ #:6

Bitter Clinger
Bitter Clinger
August 27, 2018 08:09

Ahem (in my nasal and whiny liberal voice) “As an Oklahoman (who by the very status of living in Oklahoma probably has more claim to Native American blood than Lieawatha) I find her appropriation of the majestic prairie crab offensive and demand reparations in the form of cash and/or property.” Perhaps if she’s truly concerned about da bebes she should… Read more »