Whatever Will We Do Without Them?

Before we all get too excited about this whole #WalkAway fad that the kids are all talking about, we should take a few moments to realize that we aren’t immune to it ourselves.

We mean, just within the last few weeks, we’ve learned that such conservative luminaries as George Will, Jennifer Rubin, Joe Scarborough and now Max Boot (OK, who the heck is he? Really. Anybody? Tell us!) have proudly left the GOP to join their Prozi comrades in arms because “well, they NEVAH!”

OK, you can all stop laughing now. His Imperial Majesty hasn’t quite lost his mind. Yet.

They didn’t leave us, we’re not even sure they were fired, because truth be told, they were never with us. But at least their “leaving” helpfully confirms what just about everybody on the right with an IQ above what’s needed to bang rocks together had already known for years, if not decades.

All they were were Prozi finger puppets, token “conservatives” paid to pretend to be what they never were.

The amusing part is watching them scamper for the protection of their comrades on the left, now that they’ve shat so much in their cozy nests that they can’t live in them anymore.

Why is that amusing? Why, it’s amusing because we know the rest of that script by heart. We were, after all, a leftist once, and we know exactly how much support and comfort those useful idiots can expect from their make-believe comrades now that their usefulness has expired.

Less than nothing.

Thatisall.