It’s Becoming Really Difficult to be a Good Christian These Days

But we’ll persevere.

When we first heard the news that John McNoShame (D-ThanksAFuckloadArizona) actually had a brain (a prerequisite for the ailment he was just diagnosed with), our initial urge to rush to the keyboard and post something decidedly un-Christian was quite overwhelming. But we managed. Barely. With the aid of a half bottle of some rotgut which shall remain nameless, lest some hapless soul try it out for themselves.

We were very proud of ourself, even if our head was hurting a smidgen, and we had a taste in our mouth much like the rotting carcass of a skunk.

And then we learned of his role in the latest Cuckservative Failure Theatre™ performance, where the “GOP” bravely and courageously rescued ObumfuckCare, the same ObumfuckCare that they’d been farming votes on being in defiant opposition to for going on 8 years, the same ObumfuckCare that McStain hisself had claimed to be “leading the fight against” last he was up for election.

There were six other treasonous, lying, backstabbing Cuckservative fuckwads among the “no” votes, representing six utility poles in dire need of decoration, but ’nuff said about them. For now.

McStain, on the other hand… Even at death’s door he will shy away from no single opportunity to stab Americans in the back. The filthy, disgusting, unmentionably vile waste of perfectly good protein is making it damn near impossible for this struggling Christian to refrain from typing out our true opinion of the worthless sack of shit that he is.

And we’re out of rotgut. Still, we must. Let’s just say that what we would type if our sense of decency and decorum would allow us would most likely cause the server upon which this site resides to vanish in a giant puff of sulfurous smoke, leaving only a smoking crater leading deep into the very bowels of Hell itself.

On the other hand, the President just shitcanned that leaking, two-faced, sniveling weasel, Reince Priebus (or however the Hades you spell his alien name), so the week was not entirely without good news.

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
July 30, 2017 04:39

McStain is and always has been a disloyal scumbag. He should have ben jailed for his actions during the Keating 5 scandal. (They all should have been)

I hope he suffers a slow, lingering death and feels his mind being destroyed.

Terrapod
Terrapod
July 30, 2017 06:39

Brace yourselves, there is a lot more house cleaning coming in DC, both within the Trump Admin and outside in Willy Wonka Jurassic Park land that is “The Swamp TM” I gather that Mr. Trump has run out of patience with the whole lot of them and few if any are aware of what he is capable of when really… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
July 30, 2017 07:02

Terrapod @ #: If I were Jared it would be time to be very cautious, son in law or not. I really don’t see that much of a problem with Jared. I have no doubt that he and his “President in-Law” have had some face to face private discussions and they are all on the same page. One of the… Read more »

LCBren
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LCBren
July 30, 2017 09:43

On the other hand, the President just shitcanned that leaking, two-faced, sniveling weasel, Reince Priebus


About.

FUCKING.

TIME.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
July 30, 2017 11:25

LCBrendan @ #:

About.

FUCKING.

TIME.

Our President is fair. He gave “Wash” Reince “Fail” plenty of rope to hang himself with. Priebus’s epic failure was truly…epic.
:em05:

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
July 30, 2017 16:52

angrywebmaster says:

I hope he suffers a slow, lingering death and feels his mind being destroyed.

Not me, I want the motherfucker dead and causing no more problems. His replacement may, if we’re very lucky be just a little bit less sucky.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
July 30, 2017 21:02

Aren’t you only supposed to turn the other cheek once? Songbird used that one up a long time ago. Fuck him; he’s an enemy. Let him experience his suffering to the absolute fullest.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
July 30, 2017 21:10

angrywebmaster @ #:5

Priebus’s epic failure was truly…epic.

Had Prince Riebus ever actually succeeded at anything other than being promoted for doing nothing/not being Michael Steele?