Happy Birthday, You Lovely Old Broad!

Murica

Things are hectic around the Imperial Palace, finances are awfully, uncomfortably tight and boy do we need a vacation BUT…

There is nothing on Earth we’d rather be than an American, and nowhere we’d rather be than right the bloody hell here, in America!

Happy birthday, America, from this most grateful of all of your adopted children.

Let’s keep on making you great again!

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
July 5, 2017 03:59

Happy Brexit 1776!
And Finances for me are collapsing. Lost the job I had a couple of weeks ago. Why? short version, I don’t speak Spanish.
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Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
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Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
July 5, 2017 17:55

One thing about sensible Muricans….we plough through no matter how bad it gets. Prayers for all going through difficult circumstances.

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
July 5, 2017 20:03
irish19
irish19
July 5, 2017 21:13

angrywebmaster @ #:
Sorry to hear about that. I know the feeling only too well.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
July 6, 2017 03:12

Radical Redneck @ #:
Yeah, well Obama has his idea of hotdogs. That’s why he was back in his homeland of Indonesia. He was getting them from the source.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
July 6, 2017 03:17

irish19 @ #: Sorry to hear about that. I know the feeling only too well. And it’s off to the “Funemployment” office for a mandatory meeting. At this meeting they will tell me I won’t be getting any unemployment benefits because I wasn’t working for 2 quarters, even though my former employer stated as I was being shoved out the… Read more »

irish19
irish19
July 6, 2017 23:15

angrywebmaster @ #:
The latter part is probably for the best.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
July 9, 2017 00:45

Radical Redneck @ #:5

Nothing better than a fine amalgam of lips and assholes!