You Might Want to Rethink that, Snowflake

Then again, no. Go with it. All the way, comrades, all the way! (We need the target practice).

The “Anti”fascist fascists are still smarting over the right royal arse-beating they received in Berkeley, getting their pasty butts chased out of town and their bodies soundly and righteously thrashed.

So what’s a good little fascist to do, then? That’s right. Up the ante!

A shocking number of our comrades went in there with absolute no combat training. We need to set up seminars or something of the sort.

Seminars? SEMINARS???

Bwahahahahahahahah!

How about some roundtable discussions, some group therapy “combat training” sessions, perhaps? It’d be hilarious!

Just keep in mind that most people on our side already had “seminars”, even though we called it “basic training” at the time. Sure, the food sucked and the actual suck sucked even worse, but they were highly effective. Heck, some among us even got sent on “field trips” to places with exotic names where they picked up even more useful skills, such as not wetting yourself and running for the hills when somebody sings “Battle Hymn of the Republic” at you. You know, like you sad little basement dwelling fags did in Berkeley.

And we got to learn to use guns, too. The really cool ones. The ones you masturbate sadly to when your dads let you out of the basement and allows you to borrow his PlayStation for an hour. Except ours were real, and we learned how to use them really well indeed.

You should probably think about that, too.

“I honestly think we need a campaign to get more antifa armed. It seems that seems to be the biggest problem with our resistance. They’re mostly armed, why aren’t we?

Or not. Hey, baby boys, you just go right ahead and have seminars about guns, then come back with your super cool Terminator mad skillz learned from watching Die Hard over and over again and show us amateurs how it’s done.

It’ll be fun, we tells ya!

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
April 25, 2017 03:23

I do find it amusing how the anti-fascists never pull any of their stunts in states like mine. We now have constitutional carry. If they up the ante, the next step, provided the local police continue not doing their jobs, will be the pro-free speech and pro constitution people showing up with some real ordnance. An aside. While I was… Read more »

irish19
irish19
April 25, 2017 11:19

Not to hijack the thread but today is Anzac Day.

Guest
April 25, 2017 20:16

Do your seminars, and then bring it on, bitchez! Nothing I like better than a reactive target.

Seriously, do they really think that a seminar is the same thing as spending one’s formative years on a two-way rifle range?

DaToad
DaToad
April 25, 2017 21:43

That all expenses paid, (courtesy of the American Taxpayers), year long, camping trip in a SE Asian paradise surely was great training. I think there are a lot of us that don’t care for this BS and are ready to stand fast.

I have a bit of precious metals in my bandolier portfolio

LC Xystus
LC Xystus
April 26, 2017 04:23

Pre-positioning sharpshooters would seem an appropriate response.

Guest
April 26, 2017 09:36

In other news Tits on a Chair withdrew her claim that a certain talk show host sexually harassed her.

Veeshir
Veeshir
April 26, 2017 17:40

The funniest part is that they think going to seminars will be enough.

Well, that and WoW.

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
April 27, 2017 15:57

A shocking number of our comrades

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned this… :em03:

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
April 27, 2017 17:12

Radical Redneck @ #:8
Why would it need mentioning? We already know that they’re communists.

redc1c4
redc1c4
April 28, 2017 01:40

i still can recall that 4 month seminar i attended at the Harmony Church School for International Relations & Dispute Resolution back in 1983. :em05:

pretty sure their syllabus isn’t quite as nuanced as ours was.

or as intensive :em01:

Guest
April 28, 2017 14:43

I’m pretty sure that when I went to the John Wayne School for Boys, at Ft. Bragg, in 1973, that we didn’t have safe spaces. Not that we’d have known what to do with them, anyway.

Like I said before, “Bring it on, Bitchez!”

Guest
April 28, 2017 14:45

I meant to add, “I’ll back my alma mater against yours, any day!”

irish19
irish19
May 1, 2017 21:58

They’re mostly armed, why aren’t we?

Probably because most of them are like this guy. I use the term “guy” here with serious reservations as to its accuracy.

irish19
irish19
May 1, 2017 22:00

Let’s try that again

irish19
irish19
May 1, 2017 22:01

Okay, linky tool to worky.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/firing-ar-15-horrifying-dangerous-loud-article-1.2673201
This is the link to the NY Daily News story of the pansy who claimed firing an AR gave him ptsd.

redc1c4
redc1c4
May 4, 2017 12:59
redc1c4
redc1c4
May 4, 2017 13:08
LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
May 4, 2017 20:01

redc1c4 @ #16:

He should learn how to empty a garbage can first. :em05:

irish19
irish19
May 5, 2017 09:31

redc1c4 @ #:
:em05: :em05: :em05:

Guest
May 7, 2017 19:14

At the rate they’re moving, my magazine springs will take a set, and Alzheimer’s will set in before I get a chance to do anything fun! C’mon, kiddies, I ain’t gettin’ any younger, y’know!