We already knew that sending kids to college these days is tantamount to child abuse, but now the Kollege Kommisars have truly upped the ante. Not only will they bankrupt you and your kid while providing them with absolutely nothing of any use (unless LARPing the last days of the Soviet Union is your thing), they’ll actually straight up murder your child. (Thanks to LC and GLOR Tallulah):

A male student who was accused of sexual harassment committed suicide just days after the University of Texas at Arlington ignored its own policies in order to punish him. The accused student’s father, a lawyer acting as the administrator of his son’s estate, is now suing the school for violating his son’s Title IX rights.

Read the whole sordid thing if you have the stomach for it, but we’re sure that you’re already familiar with the story: Normal, non-mentally ill kid is falsely accused, gets hauled through the Soviet style Kollege Kangaroo Kourt system (no recourse to the law, all rights violated and/or ignored, verdict predetermined regardless of evidence, which the swine at UT Arlington by the way made absolutely no effort to gather) and ends up with his education ruined, his time and money wasted and a future with a bogus verdict forever stamped on his disciplinary record.

So he killed himself.

One day he was a healthy, happy, well-adjusted kid with a future, ambitions and optimism, and then he met the American Soviet Kollege System.

Now he’s a corpse.

A lawsuit should be the very least of those subhuman swine’s worries.

Being doused in honey and tied to an anthill doesn’t seem excessive at this point. Then again, neither does dipping the foul animals slowly into a vat of hydrofluoric acid, toes first, while their screams are recorded for posterity, pour encourager les autres.

Nuke them from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


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By Emperor Misha I

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April 18, 2017 01:07

Crucifixion of all of the college administrators in front of the campus gates, and impalement of all of the Title X student inquisitors (you just know there had to be several) involved along the streets leading to the college entrance.

April 18, 2017 03:48

I saw that when it came out. That is a “school” that needs to be sued out of existence and every single administrator involved charged with civil rights violations.

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April 18, 2017 12:18

Wrong person ended up dead.

April 20, 2017 15:51

I’m so glad I don’t have sons. If I did, I’d have been encouraging them from about the age of 6 to become plumbers or carpenters or electricians or mechanics, anything that doesn’t require a university degree, and which can’t be offshored. Hell, my doc’s neighbor is a plumber and has as nice a house and more disposible income than… Read more »

April 20, 2017 20:23

Utterly disgusting! And you just know they’ll try and shift the blame for this.