Grate Moments in Publik Skooling

It started Friday when her mother got a call from the principal about a playground incident. Caitlin explained that she and her two friends were using their imaginations, playing “King and Queen.”

In this case, Caitlin was the guard protecting the royals and picked up the gun to imitate shooting an intruder into the kingdom.

Hoke County Schools said Caitlin posed a threat to other students when she made a shooting motion, thus violating policy 4331.

So what was this terrifying weapon that 5-year-old Caitlin was “posing a threat with” while playing with her friend in the playground, grounds that, in times long past, were used for playing?

We’re glad you asked:

A picture of the military-style, extended magazineclip, fully automatic stick gun that made a Hoke County Skool principal wet its panties

A picture of the military-style, extended magazineclip, fully automatic stick gun (possibly a Glock) that made a Hoke County Skool principal wet its panties

Good for you, NC publik skool system! Who can tell what would have happened if this had gone unchallenged and this terrifying, threatening monster 5-year-old girl had been allowed to grow up without you showing her the error of her deeply dangerous and psychotic ways?

By kicking her out of school and humiliating her publicly in front of her peers.

Because that kind of thing never left any scars on a child’s psyche.

We’re long past the point where public schooling is classifiable as felony child endangerment and abuse.

“Hoke County Schools will not tolerate assaults, threats or harassment from any student. Any student engaging in such behavior will be removed from the classroom or school environment for as long as is necessary to provide a safe and orderly environment for learning,” the school system says.

And, pray tell, in which way exactly was it that 5-year-old Caitlin’s waving around a fucking stick “assaulted, threatened or harassed” somebody she was playing with?

Do go on. We have all day. Take your time. You may use crude crayon diagrams and drawings and smears of your own feces, as suits your “talents.” We’ll even have tutors on hand to help you with any words containing more than one syllable, as we can’t imagine that you’d ever get done without such assistance.

Then kindly go stick your heads in the nearest oven, turn on the gas and inhale.

Deeply.

For the Children™.

Thatisall.

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LC Xystus
LC Xystus
March 31, 2017 03:09

Hoke? Hokey. :em04:

Libsareb Raindead
Libsareb Raindead
March 31, 2017 04:23

“Assault Stick! :em06:! :em06:! :em06:! :em06:!!!1!”

:em08:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
March 31, 2017 04:33

It’s time to sue these public schools into oblivion. Cold hard cash. Make sure the insurance they have won’t cover it.

That or start stringing up these morons running them.

Guest
April 1, 2017 00:28

We’re long past the point where public schooling is classifiable as felony child endangerment and abuse. Coincidentally, my roommate and I were discussing something to do with public education in, IIRC, Iowa that cropped up in a Redditt thread the other day, and I used almost exactly those words in expressing my feelings on public schooling over the last twenty… Read more »

Guest
April 1, 2017 14:45

Yeah. Remind me to relate the tale of how we managed to get my godson and then my goddaughter out of the public school system and into private schools, and why. It’s marginally entertaining in an ongoing train wreck sort of way… in hindsight. At the time, it just pissed me off because they wanted to medicate (Ritalin) my perfectly… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
April 2, 2017 05:43

angrywebmaster @ #:3

It’s time to sue these public schools into oblivion.

Yeah, fuck all those idiot taxpayers.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
April 2, 2017 05:51

Fa Cube Itches @ #:

If you want changes, it sometimes takes a 2×4 to the wallet. The negotiations for a settlement could include the termination of the entire school board and administration. Anyone who makes policy.
:em03:

Terrapod
Terrapod
April 2, 2017 07:35

Be human and support equality (sign at some leftard rally somewhere in USA) Let’s analyze this shall we? Under the law, every human legally in the United States is equal. So states our constitution. Therefore, what the leftard must be referencing is this so called “social equality”. Now then, every human is born into this world more or less in… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
April 2, 2017 08:00

Terrapod @ #: Under the law, every human legally in the United States is equal. So states our constitution. Unfortunately, the morons of the court have removed the “Legally” part of that sentence. Now for some topic-jacking… Did you know that Huma Abedin was once tasked to plot the Clinton’s demise? Please note that today is April 2nd, and Fake… Read more »

Terrapod
Terrapod
April 2, 2017 14:16

Angry

Ah! My bad, I completely left out the courts from the above list when it should have been near the top. You are absolutely correct, what they cannot win by consent of the governed they get legislated by the courts, which is an abomination if there ever was one.

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
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Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
April 2, 2017 20:41

Geez…after finally picking the lock on the Imperial Broom Closet to get out.. :em01: …this shit makes me want to go back in and barricade the damn door. :em08:

LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy
April 10, 2017 14:52

Public school isn’t about Learning – it’s about Schooling.
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Which is why BrotherBear is homeschooled now…

– MD