Let the Infighting Continue…

Oh, the laughs, the side-splitting, horrendously painful laughs (thanks to LC & IB Bill Quick):

In the weeks approaching the Women’s March on Washington, a woman in Los Angeles accidentally created what became the most popular accessory among protesters: a pussy hat.

Allowing her to symbolically have her wife’s pussy on her face 24/7.

While clever, Suh’s pussy hats set the tone for a march that would focus acutely on genitalia at the expense of the transgender community. Signs like “Pussy power,” “Viva la Vulva” and “Pussy grabs back” all sent a clear and oppressive message to trans women, especially: having a vagina is essential to womanhood.

Never saw this one coming. No sir, not at all!

(We suck at lying, we know that).

“The main reason I decided not to go was because of the pussy hats,” 28-year-old Jade Lejeck said in an interview Sunday night. “I get that they’re a response to the ‘grab them by the pussy’ thing, but I think some people fixated on it the wrong way.”

Lejeck, a trans woman mentally ill man from Modesto, California, said the hats signaled to her him that there would be other trans-exclusionary messages at the women’s marches.

We had to fix that a bit in order to make it not insane. What does “trans-exclusionary” mean, you ask? Well…

She He expected her his local march to have its fair share of trans-exclusionary radical feminists, known as TERFs. As Lejeck described it, there are two categories of TERFS: One is the accidental TERF — “the ones who have signs that equate womanhood with having a vagina,” she he said. The other category, Lejeck explained, includes feminists who argue trans women are actually men in disguise trying to infiltrate their spaces.

Our head hurts.

Our head and our sides, but mostly our sides.

You think that’s insane? Ha!

For 20-year-old Sam Forrey, a nonbinary severely mentally ill student in Ohio, and their his/her/its? girlboyfriend Lilian McDaniel, who is trans a man, there had been other warning signs that the Women’s March might be a dangerous space for them.

Taking their pants off would seem to be dangerous for them. If nothing else, then due to the terminal confusion that it might cause.

Since legally McDaniel‘s sex is still male a man, she he worried that if she he were to be arrested she he would be placed in a men’s jail, a concern she he said always lingers at the back of her his mind.

…and now we have White Out all over our screen, dammit!

A friend told McDaniel about a protester they’d seen marching with a two-foot-tall hand-knit uterus. She He was glad she he stayed home.

We’d have to agree that a two foot tall uterus might be freakishly scary. With emphasis on the “freak” part.

And now we need to lie down. With a big bottle of vodka nearby.


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March 30, 2017 05:36

:em05: That was funny. It made my head hurt to read it and figure out who was playing what part (male?) each was playing. Some individuals mental illness should be pitied, but these jackasses just need to be ridiculed mercilessly, and you did an excellent job. Bravo!