You’ve been served:

That had to leave a mark.

Lindsay and Johnny could not be reached for comment, as the bathhouse they were consoling each other in was locked from the inside.


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By Emperor Misha I

Ruler of all I survey -- and then some.

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Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut
Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut
January 29, 2017 19:38

You don’t think it’s a little worrying that the President is casually talking about WWIII on Twitter? I know he’s only using it as a figure of speech, but given that he has the power to actually start WWIII, maybe it’s a figure of speech that’s…well, a little ill-advised? What do you think of this temporary selective immigration freeze? Too… Read more »

January 29, 2017 23:11

What do you think of this temporary selective immigration freeze? Necessary and long overdue. Too much? A good start? Make it hell on wheels for anyone coming from a nation that screams “Death to America”, make sure that Abu Bin Bum Fuk and his slave wife get the third, fourth and fifth degree, are investigated and vetted and made well… Read more »

January 30, 2017 05:08

Damn! Iran is blocking all Americans from entering. Now my vacation plans are ruined!!

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
January 30, 2017 16:59

When adults take over from the children who’ve run the school for 8 years, it seems lots of whining and gnashing of teeth follows.

The #libtards are on the run and they know it.


BC, Imperial Torturer
January 30, 2017 21:47

Is there anyway possible that we can talk Vietnam into taking McStain back? Of course, his little hermaphroditic vestigial pussy, Lil’ Linday, would go along as part of the package.