Just when we thought that the turgid monster would finally, FINALLY take a rest and allow us to wear something other than a fucking sari, looking like a Ringling, Barnum and Bailey big top, shit like this pops up in the news:
As outgoing President Barack Obama plans to head off on vacation when he vacates the White House next week, his staffers and appointees are struggling to find work in Washington, D.C.
Ouch! The damn thing just poked a hole. In the CEILING!!!
Welcome to the real world, as experienced by the rest of us during your cum-dribbling fucktard of a Prozi sugar daddy’s reign of error. It’s… FUNEMPLOYMENT. We hope you starve to death. But not until you’ve been stricken from the unemployment rolls because you’ve been out of a job for so long that you’ve given up finding one and thus don’t count as “unemployed” any more, according to the Commissars at the Bureau of Fake Statistics.
Following President-elect Donald Trump’s victory and Republicans’ major electoral gains in November, outgoing Obama employees and loyalists to failed Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton have found their job prospects in the District foundering, according to Politico.
“It feels like there are just thousands of us trying to find a job, and there are no jobs,” longtime Clinton aide Mira Patel, who worked for Clinton in her Senate, State Department and 2016 campaign offices, told the outlet.
Yeah, that kind of sums up the past 8 years. If you weren’t a Prozi whore, that is.
Clinton aides appear to be having a harder time, both emotionally and practically.
“There’s anger, there’s frustration, there’s anxiety, there’s burnout,” said Russ Finkelstein, a managing director at Clearly Next and longtime progressive career guru (including as a founding team member at the lefty jobs board Idealist.org) who has been counseling Clinton alumni.
Don’t forget puppies, Play-Doh and warm chocolate in your “counseling” sessions. We hear they’re a great hit with the snotty, under-developed brats.
“People are in shock,” said Anastasia Kessler-Dellaccio, 35, who quit her job at Sister Cities International to run Foreign Policy Professionals for Hillary. Some Clinton campaign workers say they’ve lost their bearings because they’re so rattled by the differences in Trump’s values from those represented by Obama and Clinton.
Kessler-Dellaccio added, “I think people, myself included, are trying to figure out, ‘How do I recalibrate my dreams?’”
With a 12 gauge, preferably. Be sure to insert in mouth first prior to pushing the medication dispense button (also called, sometimes, a “trigger”).
Given the dire situation some outgoing Obama staffers are in: “A lot of us are looking for any fit,” Patel said — the soon-to-be-former president is doing what he can to help his supporters find work in Trump’s Washington.
You’ve always been ready for “any fit”, when you think of it. After all, you’re the ones who have spent the past 8 years furiously fellating the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure for a spot at the trough, so it’d be hard to call you “picky.”
“The president made it a priority to ensure that, throughout his administration, employees had access to professional development resources and tools to help them advance in their careers and transition to new opportunities,” White House spokeswoman Brandi Hoffine told Politico, describing Obama as “extremely grateful” to those staffers who have stayed with him over the years.
We’re sure he is. Why don’t you show up at his Hawaii mansion after January 20th and ask him to demonstrate his “extreme gratitude?” We’re sure that the results would be… interesting.