..and they were RIGHT!
According to NBC 4, authorities with the Culpepper County Sheriff’s Department say “21-year-old Delonte Jones, of Prince George’s County, and 18-year-old Amber Eley, of Orange, Virginia, knocked on the door of a home in the 1400 block of Woodland Church Road.” When the homeowner answered the door, Jones and Eley feigned car trouble and asked for help. The homeowner sensed something was not right and refused. That is when Jones and Eley allegedly forced their way into the home.
Once inside a struggle ensued and the homeowner allegedly took a gun away from Jones and shot the suspect with it, killing him. Law enforcement officers who arrived on scene were not able to locate any other suspects.
No mention of the ethnicity of the perps, but we think we’re on pretty firm ground when we make an educated guess that a name like Delonte is definitely a typical Amish one.
If you’ll excuse us, we need a smoke and a cuddle.
Thatisall.
That home owner took a very great risk, I mean who knows if a gang banger’s gun will work correctly when the trigger is pulled, snerk! And good shooting by the way.
Aw, for fuck’s sake, we just lost another astronaut candidate.
– Official NASA Statement
And soon we will be hearing from his family that “He was a good boy” who was just about to sign a rap contract, and that he was a good father to his 12 kids. His 9 girlfriends all said so, including the one who just turned 15.
Like the wise man once said “Somebody may someday kill me with my own gun. But the bastard will have to beat me to death with it, cause it WILL be empty!”
Retired Spook @ #: “Somebody may someday kill me with my own gun. But the bastard will have to beat me to death with it, cause it WILL be empty!” And if that does happen, you deserve to be beaten to death. Anyone who can empty a gun and miss the criminal only feet away from you is one who… Read more »
angrywebmaster @ #:3
Sounds like Dindu Nuffin’s cousin, Onna Stoont